Justin Fields is likely a perfectly decent guy, but holy hell he is a terrible NFL quarterback.

Drake Maye looks absolutely incredibly, and I hate it.

There's a reason his name isn't Thomas Thinkerton Williams.

There is no 'congrats' loud or enthusiastic enough for the Penn State grad students, who didn't just win their union today, but did it by an utterly absurd 90 point margin. I'm so proud and happy for them!!!!!

Kelly and her ilk pretty much have to take this road. They went all in on Trump and the escape hatches are welded shut.

I maintain that I don't think this is going to be the 'headshot' so many are hoping for, but you can't deny this shit has Trump shook.

Happy 6th birthday to this absolute dingus, who, in fact, is not cute and is liked by literally no one.

I will happily take the L if I end up being wrong, but I don't know how you see everything you've seen the past 10 years and seriously think these Epstein emails are going to be the proverbial headshot.

I'm not entirely sure what the hard #1 would be, but some of the top contenders: Andor S1 The Wire S4 Bojack Horseman S5 Battlestar Galactica S2 The Sopranos S3 True Detective S1

It's honestly hard to argue this. The show flaming out as dramatically as it did makes it easy to forget just how good it was at its peak and the utterly insane cultural prominence it achieved.

What getting torched by Keon Coleman does to a mf.

Honestly, for all the analysis we're all doing about the Senate Democrats rolling over, I think there is a serious chance the Democrats sweet the midterms regardless of what they do or say based on the principle of 'things expensive = people mad.'

For good reason. This Bills team is supremely untrustworthy right now and I absolutely hate it.

The Packers are the most fraudulent team in football and it's fucking hilarious.

Dear Green Bay:

Took a break from rage and annoyance to make one of those fun top 25 lists the kids have been enjoy. Unranked. Only one entry per franchise. Please roast my old head picks.

Yea, Chuck might be cooked. And not a moment too soon.

This is why I'll never be able to truly leave Twitter. Where else can you find such galaxy brained takes as "fellas, is washing piss off your hands gay?"

While I share everyone's frustration over the Senate Dems folding, it's definitely a mistake to read last week's election as an endorsement of the shutdown. The shutdown likely had no effect on those races whatsoever.

Say what you want, but with a response like this, the strategy of using those 8 as scapegoats to protect the party at large might actually work.

This humiliation will have been worth it if it produces the necessary mountain of incumbent scalps.

It is worth keeping mind that this CR only funds the government until January, making it more of a ceasefire vs total surrender. We will likely be right back here in two months.

Cornyn still AWOL. Currently 59-40.

I love that while all this Senate drama is playing out, the Steelers and Chargers are playing unwatchable football of generational quality.

Mike Lee and Rick Scott have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

That's the thing, the average voter is not following Congressional politics in any capacity.

Preface: this deal is bad and the Senate dems are absolute dumbshits. With that said, the prospect of commercial air traffic collapsing is far worse than people seem to realize. It wouldn't just be bougie people missing their vacations, critical supply chains would implode. It would be cataclysmic.

That's probably the dagger, and honestly one that actually makes sense. The disruptions to air travel are utterly catastrophic for Nevada. If people can't get to Vegas and Reno to gamble, the state's economy ceases to exist.

They need 8 and currently have 4 confirmed/assumed: Kaine, Fetterman, Hassan, and Shaheen. Who are the rest?

Also assume Hassan and Shaheen. That's 5. They need 3-5 more. Durbin? Rosen?

Who are the confirmed 'yes' votes? Kaine, Fetterman, King. Who else?

I'll be real, I will be shocked if there is even a fleeting memory of the shutdown in the public consciousness come February.

I do at least kinda understand why the prospect of an economic meltdown during the holidays scared some of the Dems completely out of their wits. They're still idiots, but I kinda get it.

Real question to folks who know more than me: can this pass the House?

I full grant that this is an easy position to have if you're getting a paycheck or don't rely on SNAP, but god damn it's a bitter pill to swallow.

Keep up the pressure folks. The folders are getting screamed at and realizing there won't be a shred of cover.

The Bills choke against Miami, The Pats win again, and even the fucking Jets win. I am in football hell this afternoon. Thank god my fantasy teams are cooking.

I feel like I could get this as a tattoo at this point.

Yeaaaaa I'm gonna be staying far away from Bills social media this week. Shit is gonna make Chernobyl look like a day spa.

Why can't the Bills ever just be a normal football team?

You're not wrong, but how fucking dare you?

Ok del Toro's 'Frankenstein' adaptation fucking rocks. Easily his best film since 'Shape of Water.' Also, Jacob Elordi (yes, the jock douche from Euphoria) absolutely steals the show as the monster.

@mikesenters.bsky.social I'm so tired

I swear, watching the GOP self-destruct on account of the legions of brain rotted podcast bros they spent the last decade inculcating is gonna hit like crack.

This is football cinema.

Listen, under no circumstances do you need to 'hand it to Margorie Taylor Greene,' but this shit is getting weird.

So Pluribus, the new show from Vince Gilligan (of Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul), is literally what you get from turning the Unity episode of Rick and Morty into a prestige TV show. And 2 episodes in, it works remarkably well! Also, Rhea Seehorn (aka Kim Wexler) is back and as radiant as ever.

Friends, we did it. It's the big one. We finally got "literal murdering gangster is uneasy about Mamdani." Even @nytpitchbot.bsky.social could never.

Oh god damn it :(