meeting an increasing number of patients who believe that Portland is a Mad Max hellscape when it's like, literally an hour away? tf

do you believe, in your heart of hearts, that Donald Trump genuinely believes in nephilim? i vote yes

Presidential address on what to do about the Biblical giants who live under New Mexico

Complete capitulation by the elite sector of society to a guy pushing medbeds on social media

imo a penalty *and * a red card for a foul seems asinine unless the defender literally pulled out a gun

accidentally installed the autism attachment to the hospital's new MedBed but so far I cannot argue with the results

Posting is a Faustian bargain where in exchange for degrading your mental health you intermittently get access to a far smarter meta-brain.

was just at the gas station buying milk for my kids and when I noticed a guy in his early twenties gearing up for the night with two red bulls and a pack of cigs I was briefly caught in a proustian reverie so deep the cashier probably thought I was on drugs

football goalposts should have a little piñata dangling between them and if you hit it, it's 5 pts

Regenerating supersoldier project kinda a bust. The guy can’t die but it turns out being blown up still really hurts and PTSD gets like, crazy bad after a while. Therapy costs ate up budget for whole project. He’s trying to drink himself to death, but, y’know…

this is one of the most chilling scenes in jurassic park, wherein, rather than showing us the brutality on screen, the movie uses sound effects to imply the gruesome violence as the cow beats the shit out of a bunch of velociraptors

Happy Gotcha Day to my beautiful princeling Twiglet, who is celebrating this morning with a big ‘ol sulk because I won’t let him stalk me like prey. 🤍

Well don't I feel stupid

This little guy has someplace to go

overheard just now at a food court: “I’m a young guy, I love talking to other business guys, I’m very business mindset-ed”

Happy 74th Birthday to American actor MarkHamill - seen here as Luke Skywalker in a publicity still with co-stars the late actors Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia, Peter Mayhew as Chewbacca and Harrison Ford as Han Solo in fantasy space opera "STAR WARS" (1977)

So last night I discovered that you can wipe cigarette smoke smell out of your hair with micellar water face wipes, and this discovery is too transformative not to share You’re welcome

I've accidentally unfollowed at least 2 people in 2 days. are ghosts in my phone now?

this archetype remains undefeated

Took my cat to the vet today and asked the people at the front desk what the weirdest pet name they’d ever encountered was One of them said, immediately, “Well, nothing’s going to beat ‘Cocaine’”

This is one of the most amazing discoveries of our time.

"don't worry, my [huge and aggressive] dog is a sweetheart. he will not bite." ma'am,

CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called? ME: Slay the Spire. CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer? ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours. CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them? ME: Now hold on a second,

ME: [realizing I’ve inadvertently confessed to numerous war crimes] so you’re only going to run the stuff about the sandwiches, right ISAAC CHOTINER: of course.

am sure this absolutely sucked to deal with but this also looks like the cover for a killer circa-2009 indie rock EP

The government knowingly putting false information in the label of a drug is crossing a Rubicon that should not be taken lightly

a year and a half ago I'd be reluctantly defending tylenol but after working in a cvicu? nah. I respect it now

Unicorn meat is actually a prized delicacy for those who can afford it. It’s no more “immoral” than eating beef, and unicorns are actually measurably less intelligent than the common swine

A guy on tik tok onside kicks into random things

2FA isn't messing around anymore

I forgot sunscreen :/

just watched part of a surfing competition and it was fun but about once every 10 minutes someone narrowly avoided major head trauma

In Swedish, a word for what you eat to bridge the gap between meals (or while waiting for the main course to cook) is stödmacka. It means "support sandwich." A similar word in Norwegian is ventepølse, or "waiting sausage."

My sort of crank, not thought through theory is that as MBA brain has proliferated, management of businesses has gotten more and more divorced from the particulars of the businesses they’re managing, and CEOs’ jobs are “business” in the same way Ken’s job is “beach.”

I definitely have become way more elitist in that there just clearly are people who without their participation in civic life somehow filtered through intermediaries go full medieval peasant. Like they need their local newspaper, their union, etc. to render modernity legible to them.

I didn’t know any of this and I enjoyed the hell out of this piece

Not sure I’ll ever take a lovelier photo than the one I snapped in Iceland at dawn 🇮🇸

hanging out with Isis in the rain in the pitch black on the patio and she is Not Sure about this at all

If you read US paperback pornography of the 1970s both incest and bestiality are very heavily featured, so honestly people are just kind of messed up.

not *exactly* the same but I feel like I switched dialects from lower-middle-class to upper- moving from Texas to Oregon

Checking the "No food poisoning" box on DoorDash but it raises my price by $2 so I frown and uncheck it

It’s pretty funny that Eminem became a guy who would be really excited to vote for Mayor Pete. It’s like he received the exact opposite energy Kanye got. He’s probably at home in a comfy chair reading a John le Carre novel right now.

I can’t login and see posts fantasizing about having a threesome with yourself, Hunter Biden, and RFK Jr. I can’t do it

the Will Smith track “Wild Wild West” just came on the radio and: 1) it was weird that for several years whenever Will made a tentpole movie he also rapped about it in partial character 2) we should make more actors do this

oh my God I thought this was just some rando slob not a US Senator

really really good optics for the anti ICE protestors to be the ones draped in the flag. the right abandoned it long ago for their punisher logos and MAGA flags, the stars and stripes belongs to the people

i feel like you could classify us by vibe pretty effectively just by what the username is palindrome, aeronautical engineering reference, mathematical foundations, gnostic heresy, logical fallacy, pun/no pun, philosophy (and which one), etc

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