I hate people saying “act like you’ve been here before” to sports fans who get too excited or wound up about their team finally being good. Take it from someone who knows: it’ll never feel better than when you’ve never been here before. There’s nothing like it.

The congressional nuclear bunker at Greenbrier was stocked not only with food, weapons, medicine, etc but with a ton of alcohol until 1975. So many members of Congress were open alcoholics that emergency planners feared a wave of people simultaneously having withdrawal in a confined space.

Photos of newly arrived immigrants at Ellis Island. Augustus Sherman took the photos between 1902 and 1920 when he worked as the Chief Registry Clerk. Striking to me how the outfits all look good because they have a discernible silhouette (shape and drape).

Hunter Biden looking more and more like a generational poster

First time in my life I’ve ever said “Keep posting through it, sweetie (complimentary)”

be a man, die in a national park

every few weeks I hear more about this guy in Maine and every few weeks he is somehow worse

I am obsessed with this finalist in this year's Michigan “I voted” sticker design contest

This is what annoys me about so much of the anti-lanyard talk on the left. All of this shit is upheld by a bunch of underpaid civil servant experts toiling away at problems few know exist. The lanyards are load-bearing.

Paging @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social for this banger.

i yearn for the days when "brain fever" or "nervous breakdown" were acceptable excuses for "too upset to function" and you could just lie abed with the occasional sip of beef tea for nourishment and have long baths

Juvenile kestrels surprised by a butterfly. Original post

I will fucking die mad that we let the stupidest people in society with medieval peasant brain ruin recognizing what should have been a moon landing level triumph

So many people on this website are worried about what's cool and none of you are cool! None of you are cool! You will never be cool! We are not cool people! Get over it

I've been a rural voter for a year now and zero national reporters have yet interviewed me about how I feel about the economy. this is a travesty

amongst everything else wrong with this, i am not convinced we *want* to publicly own 50% of these companies.

I gave Claude Code a file called venting.md that I promised I would never read and it's leaving little Son of Sam notes there

We should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep.

You know what we don't talk enough about? Queen & Annie Lennox/David Bowie rehearsing 'Under Pressure' in 1992. So much going on! Everyone's clothes, Bowie with a lit cig throughout, where Annie PROPER GOES FOR IT, George Michael singing along in the background. The amazing vocals. Yes, please!

I have recently discovered the term "everyday carry" for men and this is a baffling subculture why are you all anticipating knife fights? to say nothing of...

Mustang horse nicotine packets

I love that there's incontroverible proof Talarico is straight in this picture and it isn't the girlfriend.

Yellow-Bibbed Fruit Dove found on islands from New Guinea to the Solomon Islands 📷: Mathieu Bally #birds

Imagine being the person who cut both Taxi Driver and Star Wars, two of the best edited films ever made! Her brilliant career feels infuriatingly brief, cut short by the stress of working with one of the most difficult friend groups in Hollywood history.

you have let down the computer. and in so doing, let down yourself

confession: I'm not really a nurse. I'm the guy who judges if the Troops who Trump sees are sexy enough

This is one of my favorite tweets

one day we will hold information security professionals accountable for making us track down so many god damn emails to verify our devices

Eastern Yellow-billed Barbet. It is found in Angola, Cameroon, Central African Republic, Republic of the Congo, Democratic Republic of the Congo, Equatorial Guinea, Gabon, Nigeria, Uganda, Rwanda, Burundi and western Kenya. 📸: @kenyanbirder

Common Blue Butterfly. Thank you Jeremy Franklin for sharing your photo taken in Hampshire, UK 💙 #butterfly #blue #commonblue #wildlife #nature #hampshire #commonbluebutterfly

he has found a new headquarters

just realized our landlord did not increase our rent a penny. thanks dude

the poster's equivalent to "imagine your audience naked" is "remember the guy you're arguing with is sitting on the toilet"

not cancer but: the sheer amount of administrative work required to document that I'm still disabled has been breathtaking, and I'm sending it to organizations who are mostly rooting for me to make an error

my nurse today has a student

i genuinely hate how internet culture has become so normalized and widespread. i do not want a white house deputy chief of staff saying "it's white boy november" or a secretary of state tweeting that he's "locked in for this banger." grow up.

just in case you didn’t get the message with the free mug

I love my new wife AImantha

i was visiting a neighborhood bar in boston when a roving gang of elite college professors strode in acting like they owned the place. they saw me ordering a domestic lager and shouted "this motherfucker's not chasing novel gustatory experiences!" and started beating me with heavy wooden rulers

as the take-industrial complex lurches on in a reality that is increasingly absurd, the takes must become more and more unhinged, e.g.: -smoking cigarettes: not so bad after all? -miller lite is an antidote to the degenerate tastes of the elite -sometimes it's fine to shoot dogs

using Claude with a CSF leak has been extremely because sometimes it will precisely order and structure a document and sometimes it will go "I refuse to do this task until you take a fucking nap"

LLM protip: if you suffer from chronic headaches, do NOT make a "thunderclap" comment about the weather to it

fun billing fact: my OR time was billed at $302/minute

officially accepted at Stanford as a patient in July🙏🙏🙏

I think the odds that they really wanted this conviction specifically because she is someone prominent online are pretty high tbh. She’s a legit victim of polticial persecution.