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Buckle up, folks

The “national debt,” to the extent it “exists,” only exists during democratic administrations, and only then stop the government from doing things that widely benefit people

Remember Daron Holmes

This is kind of funny on the surface but falls apart if you know that Alderaan was a pacifist planet that hated the Emperor and the Empire

Tim lincecum lookin ass

John Roberts can get the most fucked of, probably, anybody in American history

This is almost as good as the fake Applebees ads in Talladega Nights lmao

I feel bad for her kids but this is tremendous content

Well to be fair, he is something of an expert on being a pedophile

This has to be the funniest question AND response I've ever seen in a poll. Less than half of Republican men think they could beat Trump in a fight. What a bunch of pathetic losers.

This would shut the dodgers down so fucking fast

funniest thing i’ve ever seen

That’s cool

Ted Turner: now that I am wealthy beyond all measure I can finally devote myself to mankind's most ancient endeavor, making a full length film about the battle of Gettysburg with a runtime that will require it be sold as two VHS cassettes

I’m sure he was evil in many ways but I deeply long for the days when billionaires were into baseball and pro wrestling and not publicly doing weird shit with their sperm

I used to go tanning. Sure I probably caused serious long-term problems but I looked great.

It’s nice Jennifer Coolidge has rebounded from getting murdered by the gays in Sicily to selling discover cards

There’s something uniquely tranquil about a snowy morning. The silence is different, deeper, more true

Rockies signing Jordan Romano is kinda funny

Okay this booth was actually pretty good, credit where it is due

That’s a fucking Avalanche winner, folks

CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS

Nate is having a great time out there

Kinda dirty hit they would have got away with against Dallas

Okay guys stay awake

NATHAN MACKINNON

Nate fucking flattened that little loser lmao

Is the wild PK good or is the Avs PP terrible, who knows

No penalties after that is epic

Kelly decked the ref lmao

Quinn hughes is a little bitch

Okay that was a good period

Nice to the Avs back to a normal crappy power play

Not the cleanest passing in this latest series

The alliteration is actually “Roy whips it”

Nicholas Roy has scored

Never go anywhere or do anything wins again

Good first period for the most part

Awful lot of Russians for a team from “Minnesota”

25 yearns for a short handed breakaway, you can see it in his eyes

Scumbag delayed penalty tactics

HANDSOME GABE

Wait, THAT Yakov Trenin?!?

Gonna need Wedgewood to be really good if nobody wants to play defense in front of him

Well that wasn’t a long party