Jesus fuckin Chriso

dot hogs

Do other religions have knockoff rock genres or is it just Christian rock. At a gig and you’re not sure if the singer said Gollum or golem “wait dude is this a Judaism metal band?”

Arby’s Reclassifies Their Food As Entertainment https://theonion.com/arbys-reclassifies-their-food-as-entertainment/

Vid in LRT is only slightly more coherent than a Truth Social post

hillary clinton back in 2008 during her Presidential run - "I want the Iranians to know that if I'm the president, we will attack Iran." American blue maga genocidal democrats & liberals: "How on earth did she lose? She lost because they don't want a strong white feminist in power. Same as kamala."

Oh wow a sneak preview of the RFK jr podcast just leaked

open call for prison architects Send me your blueprints ASAP

Fun fact, maintaining the naval blockade through the armistice until the final peace treaty was signed was also what the Allies did to Germany after WWI, so there's real precedent for.

There is a growing section of shirtless Rockies fans at Coors Field chanting "Take it off, take it off!" the group is getting bigger as more topless people join

It is wild the framing around this stuff. This is just straight up continuing to wage war not a “test”.

Oh wow turns out the opponent has actual leverage and you’re going to have to actually cease fire

What’s the difference between a golf ball and a Mercedes? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball more than 300 yards without hitting a tree. 😬🫣🤭

Antipope is not the correct term for this era more like Temupope if the actually try to go through with it

In Jan 2024, Die „Letzte Generation“ staged a climate protest in Leipzig where they sat on toy tractors so they'd be treated the same as these other protestors The police were not fooled

Don’t really get the obsession with the TACO thing like did you want him to use nuclear weapons what are we achieving here

No one serves coffee, no one wakes up

❌ichigan J Frog

Let loose the dogs of corn

John Rowdy Roddy Tolkien

The main riff to The Blood is Love

Fucked up, spiritually mostly but also chemically

Pretty good Not bad I can’t complain But actually everything is just about the same

happy easter

*jeff tweedy voice* I am going to kick your ass I am going to kick your ass but still I would be lying if I said it wasn’t easy

I would have looked sick as hell in a poncho and a Schofield on my hip. Born in the wrong era.

Hand me the drum stick snare kick Blues

Feel like Victoria would have watched The Miniature Wife movie just because she liked Matthew McFayden but I guess I’ll never know

Holidays suck when you’ve lost someone. Also some of these are the second time but I was in such shock for the first 7 months that these still kind of feel like firsts.

Incredible replies here

Comedy panel shows made during the height of the pandemic where it’s never acknowledged why everybody is standing so far apart

Talking of banger tweets

She’d always do a little finger point at me on the line “I feel insane when you get in my bed”

Swalllow and chew Eat you alive All of us food That hasn’t died

Sometimes the same is different but mostly it’s the same

Darkly funny side effect of being widowed is sometimes seeing a woman with huge perfect cans will make you sad rather than, well the usual effect

Ferry Trancona

I dream about a cloudy sky

Blasting Songs for the Deaf after a long day

I have posted this a couple times here but it's about time to post it again.

I've posted it several times before, but the hardest I have personally laughed at a tweet.

March Madness gives way to Apeshit April

cock balls bucknor

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