Carolina reaper stuff really does have a very pleasant fruity flavor but also it’s just thermonuclear

we are scarily close to general artificial intelligence

Dead sober on public transport at this time of day. Wild stuff.

There was obviously a lot going on in the ESPN Sean Payton piece yesterday, but this is what I've thought about the most since reading it www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

I spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes and he told me this is the water, and this is the well. Drink full and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes, and dark within.

Going full Matt Taibbi mode to protect the honor of Blackwater Louis CK

/rolling my eyes and stomping around like Paul Rudd in Wet Hot American Summer "Sorry I said the lying sexual assault troop shithead was 'the final and long overdue reckoning for Smoothgroin Liberalism' on X dot com."

It's weird that Graham Platner's getting blamed on "the left" when as far as I can tell his entire base of support online was mostly independent reporters who had given themselves Poster's Madness

Seen some people trying to save the Platner thing is a referendum on the dirtbag left so welcome to the dirtbag left Pod Jons

Christian Ronald

If are offended by the wonderwall thing you do not want to know what the English rugby fans sing

hell i'd vote for him a fifth time if i could www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW9z...

important to revisit the words of the Founding Fathers on this day

In a tone that is usually reserved for insane Joey Votto stats: how does he do it

RATM probably had the tightest 3 run albums of all time

My friends back in the day used the Jehovah’s Witness website to send people to my door and when I answered I was wearing this shirt

Late Night monologue September 14, 1995 : 268s

Running on repeat in my brain “noooooo they don’t fuckin smoke it while you’re sat in restaurant, Bob “

Public transport is so good you can just get ripshit and hop on a train

Anyone do this yet

I think my friend and I are literally the two funniest people on earth

I love New Zealand this small dumbass provincial place kicks so much ass

It’s pretty fucked up that you can run out of beers.

God bless alcohol and friends

the kelce bros tearfully disassembling their bunk bed

Legalise Drugs & Murder

*obama voice* It’s true. Black amps tear the sky. Uh feedback will free.

Hearing this song live was a religious experience youtu.be/2dsVaTWMn-k

Me when faced with the slightest inconvenience

*shaking hands* Mike Buttass

Michael Buttass Slovakia, Church and Synagogue Books, 1592-1935

I’ve invented a fermented beverage that makes you feel good

In a world that’s full of shit and gasoline youtu.be/9oz3BLU3O3Y

Bond villain that doesn’t have a world domination plan he’s just really into cbt

corn ribs are bullshit

Wasn’t even sitting on the heater just a compact powerful swing and insane reflexes

You were destined for a pauper’s grave

How the fuck do you do that

I feel like there’s zero chance the 850,000 fireworks thing actually goes off as planned but I hope it does it will be fucking bedlam

this video from the bbc about texas bbq is frying me

They made Kid Cuisine for grown men. There’s even a cowboy TV show tie-in

Somehow the only thing the Cincinnati Reds have managed to do right for two months is [/checks notes] beat up on Paul Skenes and Jacob Misiorowski in the same week