Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair

Conservatives over here love to look to the US and UK and go those are pretty cool places what if we emulated them but only in the specific ways that make their lives a living hell #nzpol

My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’

How is the first I’m hearing about DiCaprio. Jesus.

Him and Leo DiCaprio are as bad as Amy Schumer and that nutcase from Will & Grace but people like to ignore this. DiCaprio is literally opening a massive hotel in occupied Palestine and decided to do the press release during the genocide

Buckeyes being a kind of universally hated juggernaut type team is so counter to the typical experience of being an Ohio sports fan

Long macaroni and it’s one single extruded unbroken noodle

lmao

The edge of a memory that’s vaguely unsettling that you can’t quite grasp

They should make shit that is less fucked up

grey phillip

It's a Hot Eel City kinda Friday, yo.

Asa guitarist going through some shit the strength of the calluses on my left hand become a load bearing component of my mental health

Led Robster

Fun bit of LOTR trivia: Viggo Mortensen actually broke his foot in the scene where the Uruk-hai says “Looks like meat is back on the menu!” And then fellates him savagely.

I’m sorry the fucking what peace prize?

*blur voice*

I have eaten the desiccant packet that was in the beef jerky

It’s ironic that Bluesky became a punching bag over the charlie kirk thing because the irony bros that have stuck on twitter have been doing levels of disrespect I’ve never dreamt possible pretty much non stop since it happened. They use him dying as a fucking reaction image!

Dream job is guitarist for Booker T and the MGs . Something freeing about just ripping it up while some one else leads.

Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.

Dude you will hit 80 homeruns at GABP come home

Seemingly bland or neutral statement *greyed out reply box with the number 22*

Driving into the paint and slam dunking the palantir so hard it shatters on the court floor permanently psychically destroying Suaron

Wizards and/or weed metal

I believe the stars are headlights of angels Driving to save us to save us

Behind every great man is another man with a vomit machine

There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys

I love goalie fights. Imagine having beef with someone 200 ft away. It’s truly inspiring.

I do not want to eat it

If The Green Knight appeared before me and my uncle and his friends and promised that whatever I did to him he would repay me in one years time I would simply give him an ice cold Modelo Especial.

Ain’t it something we’re born to hula

I’m a vulture so I hear your goodbyes

Bury me with a sawed off shotgun so the ferryman can receive his payment proper

SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom. PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom. DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

Budget? Yeah bud, get me some more public spending

Table tried to get me to do a kiwi accent last night but my natural twang made it sound Australian every time. The solution was trying to move my mouth as little as possible while speaking.

Birds are cooked on Thanksgiving lmao

Oh is there a butterball on?

Dude reading some Halo book on the train the opposite of performative reading if such a thing exists