Reality TV show called: Joe Biden Island

Hell to all

Calling an emergency all hands meeting for all Taco Bell managers worldwide to give a lecture on living by the Live Más ethos

Man Mark Lanegan was truly goated

Was going to say something articulate about my particular situation but instead I’m gong to just say Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Back on my bullshit *sudden distant stare* can’t even remember what my bullshit was

3 more HR and the AL HR record will belong to a non yankee for the first time since Babe Ruth broke his own record that he had set with the Red Sox the previous season in 1920

Ahhhhhh (dats me yellin)

For anyone concerned there may be something to the Tylenol-autism BS, I present:

It is really funny how conservative parties overseas feel like their kindred spirits with Trump and his immediate response is you [regional slurs] are the enemy

In Japan you must feel like such a failure if you’ve already turned 17 and never had to team up with your schoolfriends for a battle between good and evil that will decide the fate of the world

Magic Mike Excel

Telecommunications act of 1996 really just continue to punch above its weight for fucking everything up

If Tylenol can survive their product not actually doing anything they can survive this

Luxon is indecisive on Gaza (and pretty much everything) because he only cares about the prestige of being PM and multiple conflicting interest from the coalition parties and internal National party factions have him over a barrel with the threat of pulling the plug at any moment #nzpol

This is all very stupid

Lmao

I was just thinking "that's not what he wanted to cook"

Thing that annoyed me was it was a one person show and the stand up angle was a bait and switch, which is fine as an artistic choice but then media critics were like This Revolutionizes Stand Up. No, dipshit this is just a different medium that already exists.

Taylor and Tobin have got to go but they won’t. Other than no brainer generational talent picks like Burrow and Chase I think they’ve made one truly good draft pick getting Tee Higgins in the 2nd round.

More like Sack Taylor this mfer couldn’t build a decent o line to save his life

My parents who are intentionally avoiding the news but some stuff breaks through a) never heard of charlie Kirk b) wow he did say some awful things. I’m not sure the narrative is quite unfolding the way the right wants.

Now that I wear glasses sometimes when I wear a ballcap I feel like the Chad version of Frank from 30 rock

1% of One

I probably do look better with shorter hair but hair whipping around in the ocean breeze satisfying as hell

If I was a football coach I’d simply have a bad record in the season that immediately precedes a generational talent qb being eligible in the draft

👑👑👑👑

Kellogg was way off base if anything a light breakfast that’s quick to prepare is just going to leave you with more time and energy to jack off.

Do Chinese people pick names when they move to non-English speaking countries? Like are they moving to France and going by Jean-Luc

Economics a legitimate field but it’s also a bit like majoring in industry capture

Call me Johnny payroll the way I drank 1500 beers

Thinking about him* *the sinister percussionist

Boiling the oceans to get the computer to tell me what it would be like if Stephen A and Skip debated communism vs capitalism respectively

Losing the no no in the 7th and going on to 1 hit CG is the sign of a dude locked in and does not give a fuck. Lots of guys get shaken with that first hit and end up getting pulled.

With my Olds 88 and the devil on a leash

Strap them kids in give 'em a lil bit of vodka in a cherry Coke

Thing is they are doing the classic quiet loud thing here and you are expecting them to come in on 10 when it hits but they come in on fucking 30

I would actually like a study that explores why when a song kicks in to half-time and the sickest fucking riff you’ve ever heard plays you make the nostril flare scrunch face

I don’t like reaction vids but there’s one honest one where it’s hip hop guys listening to electric wizard Funeralopolis and they’re just like honestly this is way too fucking much I can’t handle it I don’t like it

One time my dad burnt a cd with a single track, Edgar Winter’s Frankenstein, and it’s all he listened to in the car for a month

Oh hell yeah youtu.be/zfNHX5k9N-A

One, six, two, seven, eight Two, six, three, seven, eight, nine

*solid snake voice*

Tired: I’m so Wired: too

Gaging the political mood of the nations tradies by comparing how many songs from Rage Against the Machine, System of a Down and Rise Against vs songs from Kid Rock, Disturbed, and Metallica are in this year's Rock 2000

Trying to get into doom eternal again and running into the same issue. Gameplay is slick as hell but the overall Reddit ass epic bacon aesthetic is so fucking painful

Non recipe recipe for burger sauce mix a store bought burger sauce two parts to one with thousand island, huge improvement way tangier