this how it looks when you on twitter

[Bigfoot takes a long drag on his cigarette] Buddy, they won't even let me fuck the bigfoots

finally located the delicious malt liquor they served in pints at a beautiful east asian restaurant in new haven

punchable face catwalk

'Big Dog' is for sure a gender-neutral term. a lot of the biggest dogs i've known were girls

hey girl, i love your gunch. oh yea, that's slang for "girl paunch." hey where are you going

fuck me i guess (kittle is in IR)

that's the best the colorguard the military could offer for national broadcast? that cadence would get you kicked out of my community drum corps drumline

i think the easiest way to appeal to the average working class voter is to say that tylenol is for ret*rds

we have always been autistic

well well well, if it isn't the blowjob brothers

let's not let this moment distract us from how much of a cretin jimmy fallon is

you could make a better eulogy quoting measurehead dialogue than any of this guy's quotes

failing the pétanque skill check in disco elysium

this woman right here is the outcome of good organizing. gives me a lot of hope that we've got what it takes to dig out of this mess

i would like to issue a public correction to this post. senator john fetterman is NOT welcome in the floorwich community!!!

how to speak to furry students (public school edition) ❌ "you can't wear a tail to class. the other students will find it disrupting." ✅: "we'll let you wear the wolf head, too, if you can keep the geese off the football field for the groundskeepers during your study hall period."

more like charlie JERK

the hiring of Olivia Nuzzi by Vanity Fair makes the new rules of media clear: ❌ lightly criticizing Charlie Kirk ✅ FaceTime fingerblasting with your story’s subject, RFK Jr.

peñis

real mtgo heads already knew this tech

Charlie Entertainment Kirk

economy, big boobs, massive boobs, elsa from frozen, recession, studio ghibli style, enormous boobs, tariffs, trending on artstation

GOOGLE SEARCHES FOR “HELP WITH MORTGAGE” SURPASS 2008 GLOBAL FINANCIAL CRISIS PEAK, SIGNALING GROWING FINANCIAL STRAIN ON U.S. HOUSEHOLDS

brazilian citizens shouldn't have to pay for this guy's bacta tank

they're passing laws in ohio that are turning the license plates gay www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/09/driv...

Beethoven isn't so special for inventing some songs when only like 3 songs even existed. If he invented Party Rock Anthem 500 years ago, I'd be impressed. But he didn't because he's mid.

other than that, mrs. kirk, what did you think of the debate?

has jj mccarthy considered throwing the ball to one of the best receivers in the country?

has jj mccarthy considered throwing the ball to one of the best receivers in the country?

gotta say: political violence worked pretty well on the nazis. meanwhile, look where we are now with systemic racism after confederate leaders were allowed to reenter public life.

the fact that this shit is still up is pretty fucking damning for the bluesky mod team. this shit was debunked days ago, this should be a slam dunk

smokin on that amish pack got me feelin buggy

smokin on that amish pack got me feelin buggy

gonna post some old tweets i’ve saved over the years

Me, drunk, trying to remember who Joey Chestnut is

I can explain why they aren't resisting

I want to apologize for the below post, made two minutes ago at the time of this writing. It reflected a deeply callous and indifferent attitude towards the recent passing of a man who, while I did not always agree with him, could certainly be said to have gone to some places and said things

Important things are happening at the bird site.

where are my nog brothers

Charlie Kirk is a crisis actor.

i'm back and i missed you all

holy shit, he's alive. it's a 9/11 miracle!

Wild. The political murders of legislators in Minnesota were “killings.” The shooting of Kirk which cause is unknown is an “assassination.” They bend the knee without even being asked.

too soon, too soon ... ok, now