loggling on

cookie is getting walkmogged by cream

some real choice names on the bootleg arcade table at this taco joint

"why do you think this keeps happening to you" is almost as funny as "i've studied assassinations"

Rizzo as Jackie O, Kermit as GHWB, Fozzie as Lee Harvey Oswald, Miss Piggy as Abraham Zapruder. Somebody make it happen.

muppets movie about the jfk assassination where jfk is the only human

sneaky baskin

get his ass, girls

my local gov halted new data center development and is pouring the net revenue from existing sites into affordable housing. this has been a far more productive use of the revenue than other localities, which have largely used to it cut property taxes (in a state with fairly lower property taxes)

Is there a Mr. Me With That Shit?

We did it!

Code Name: Viper (1990, NES)

*touches earpiece* I’m being told that all of this has happened before, all of this will happen again.

Do you like these pictures I took

AS CALLED ON UConn Huskies radio by Mike Crispino Duke radio by David Shumate Westwood One by Scott Graham

THE CONNECTICUT FUCKING HUSKIES

Now comes the haunting spectre. The unyielding nightmare. The worst round in the tournament. The Elite 8.

look at this beautiful shot chart. i love my connecticut huskies

pruning spears cutting liberty spikes on the hedges of my mind

let's also bring back lyrics posting

IT’S CALLED HENTAI, COOP. NICHE PORNOGRAPHY FROM THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN. REAL WACKYLAND STUFF LIKE TENTACLES. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE GETTING A PROSTATE MASSAGE FROM AN OCTOPUS? ME TOO.

if we're gonna regress to this level of shamefulness in american culture, can we at least have 1-ply sweatpants come back into style?

happy saturday for the fellas. let's rock with our cock

Into the Belly of the Billiken

starting st paddy's day a little early with @binpwife.bsky.social

wake up open phone seasoned goat penis

drinks and a soup crawl

"buddy" is the hard r for white people

it is your duty as an american to fuck as many military spouses as possible

people who think automation will replace human roles in production have never worked with automation in a production setting

You have to pay $50/mo for premium privacy protection (they can’t scan your face with the base subscription, $37.99/mo) but they can pay $60/mo to scan anyone no matter what

meat cake

all the utahns obviously flooding into colorado and new mexico to satisfy their needs

These are concentration camps and its our duty as citizens to ensure these things don't get built.

it makes sense that I'm nonbinary. my mom is a woman and my dad is a man. I got a bit of both . it's simply genetics

making some gyoza soup with a ma la/masala fusion broth i've been dwelling on for a while 🍲

i made this very silly meme ten years ago today and i still see it pop up once in a while

conservative america last night

conservative america last night

i took this pitcher 4 years ago and it's still my favorite one I've never taken

how to refer to posts on bluesky: broke: "tweet" woke: "skeet" bespoke: "truth"

if you need me im isolating in my bedroom

quick and easy conversion guide for imperial and metric units: 1 mile = 2 kilometers 1 kilogram = 2 pounds 1° C = 2° F 1 meter = 2 feet 1 inch = 2 centimeters

Dude you looked stunning in our 1 on 1 today.

the kismet of this appearing like this on my skyline