Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee
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he’s skeeting with the angels now
related, if you’ve ever struggled with addiction, suicidal ideation, or just ever felt lost in the world, this book is like 50 therapy sessions
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not to brag, but my personal life fell apart way before the rest of the world did
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3 days ago
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read something somewhere about sobriety: that while sober your addiction is doing push ups, training for the day you slip up. and holy shit does that mfer feel swole today.
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honestly at this point just let him focus on slapping his name on whatever building or monument he wants, it’s infinitely easier to fix than all the other stuff he was trying to do
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4 days ago
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they’re playing Androgynous by The Replacements (1984) in the Irish pub right now and for the next three minutes I’m going to pretend the last 40 years didn’t happen
4 days ago
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when Trump said “Cuba’s next”, let’s hope for a similar deal
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5 days ago
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having two extra ribs surgically added to my ribcage to prevent me from sucking my own dick
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the greatest thing about Online is violently overreacting to innocuous opinions that you disagree with. you dislike blue cheese?? i am going to disfigure you with a circular saw.
5 days ago
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i think it’s so cool when southern ladies have a thousand first names. oh your parents named you Laura-Belle-Mary-Lou-Gertrude? hell yeah girl my parents gave me PTSD
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i ‘m goign to boof the reflecting pool juice
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5 days ago
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“no ethical consumption” is also about like, taking a job at Walmart to pay the bills, not taking a high-6 figure job at a defense contractor when you obviously have other options
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5 days ago
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they should invent a lettuce that is easier to stab with a fork
6 days ago
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Chris Person
6 days ago
Rainn Wilson getting mad at woke stuff is funny, buddy your name is Rain with two N’s. You were raised by a yoga teacher and you practice Baháʼí. You don’t get to complain about this shit.
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wait they’re really doing a live action Moana? i thought that was just a silly internet joke, like Morbius or 9/11
6 days ago
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now that basketball season is over Americans can get back to one of their other favorite pastimes: getting mad at british people about food
6 days ago
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Wemby spending the off season training to get even taller
7 days ago
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
7 days ago
HISTORY.
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The Cocky One
7 days ago
NYC home of the NBA Champs. Let's celebrate!!!
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knicks in 5 baby!
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Thomas
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Better Things Are Possible
about 1 year ago
I don't know if there's ever been a culture more in love with charlatans than ours. "Success" defined entirely by how good you are at tricking people into giving you money. An entire country of aspiring slop merchants
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Brendel
9 days ago
This is one of the great lines from Futurama imo
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because we live in The Cool Zone, world leaders broadcast military operations ahead of time on social media
9 days ago
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wint
9 days ago
blue sky used to be a community. now every ones off in their own little private rooms talking trash & posting nasty pics. Hate to be the one to say it but group chat culture has made this web site a bastard's website
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mexico my love… you would never disappoint me
9 days ago
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it’s very funny that the NYT will humiliate themselves in order to serve Trump’s agenda, and meanwhile he’s on Fox & Friends going “the NYT is garbage and everyone hates them, if you see an NYT reporter you should kick them in the dick and balls”
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10 days ago
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
10 days ago
GOOD MORNING NEW YORK CITY.
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whenever i get a little too egotistical i just remind myself that i had to stop playing Crusader Kings because apparently i am not smart enough to understand the mechanics of that game
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C. Robert Cargill
11 days ago
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i once drunkenly asked the taco bell drive thru guy to give me “as many packets of fire sauce you can give me without getting fired” and when i pulled up to the window he just handed me the entire box of fire sauce. i still have a drawer full of them to this day. king shit.
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11 days ago
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Brendel
about 2 years ago
Yes very cool sir
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people of bsky, what do you call this thing?
12 days ago
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this is wild stuff. they test each batch for E. coli, and if they find any, instead of throwing it out, they USE THE TAINTED MILK TO MAKE CHEESE. THESE PEOPLE ARE ACTIVELY TRYING TO POISON YOU
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12 days ago
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i am receiving reports that bad things have already, in fact, come of this
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12 days ago
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it kinda rules that we live in a time where countries can just decide that leaders of other countries are Bad™️ and murder or kidnap them arbitrarily. probably gonna be a fun few decades for us, the viewers. nothing bad will come of this, surely
12 days ago
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we don’t usually see each other’s headers, but here’s mine. quote post with yours (if you feel like it)
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13 days ago
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Laura Bassett
13 days ago
Every text I send my friends includes a brief bio of myself in case they forgot
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i am not a violent man, but if i saw this happening in public im not entirely sure I could be held accountable for my actions
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14 days ago
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Rogs
14 days ago
Please help this family by donating. Share even if you can’t donate.
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Haus of Decline
16 days ago
House on the Highway (1/18)
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Shane ValShane
over 1 year ago
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pdf reader
over 1 year ago
Bahamut Fayth: You're gay. Tidus: What are you talking about? Bahamut Fayth: Everyone in Zanarkand is gay. Tidus: I literally like women??? Bahamut Fayth: You can like women if you're gay. It's called Bisexuality. Narrator Tidus: I had forgotten about Bisexuality.
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Feral Millennial Communists of Late Stage Capitalism
21 days ago
The entire population of Gaza is STILL being gradually starved to death by grinding and deliberately enforced malnutrition. Generational damage is being done by destroying immune systems and stunting growth. The genocide continues, but at a slower, less media friendly pace
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it should be legal to throw dog shit at this man if you see him in public
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21 days ago
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Lupita Nihongo
21 days ago
The most strategic fumble I’ve witnessed among dem leaders is letting their cops beat up their constituents. And it’s been going on for years and weakening us all. It leaves people with few options but to lose faith in the entire system. And faith is all you got because there isn’t very much proof
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jokes aside i honestly think stephen miller has no idea what he looks like. like he doesn't appear in mirrors for some reason
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23 days ago
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food $200 data $150 rent $2000 the complete hardback series of the dark fantasy manga series Berserk by Kentaro Miura $4000 utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help budge this. my family is dying
23 days ago
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it will forever fuck with my head that the guy who did the “drinking out of cups” video is also responsible for composing this masterpiece
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When I Was Done Dying
YouTube video by Dan Deacon - Topic
https://youtu.be/PZqUprA6bKE?si=oOA6vqHwai5EFj4Y
23 days ago
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my main takeaway from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985) is that laws are much more likely to be followed if they rhyme
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