i was not involved in JFK’s assassination

bro last night could’ve been an email

it still makes me mad that out all Nelson Mandela’s accomplishments, including becoming the first black president of South Africa and ending apartheid, what he’s best known for in the US is that most Americans couldn’t be arsed to remember if he had died in prison or not

the perfect cum sock for catholics

straight boys love to drink 4 gin n tonics and then beg their bisexual girlfriends to put a finger up the butt

Starbucks needs to have a drink that only aliens can drink. Because then if you saw someone drinking it you would know right away, boom, that's a alien.

What drives me up a wall is that he’s *NOT* a free speech absolutist, Cis is a slur, he does whatever authoritarian regimes want him to do, he sues and fires people for disagreeing with him. He’s the fucking anti free speech scold newspapers can’t shut up about but they never notice it

the obvious “wtf” aside, it’s extremely gross that so many people are opining on a person’s genetics based on literally nothing. no tests have been released. no doctors that treated her have spoken publicly. this is just megan completely guessing, based on looks, that Khelif has a genetic disorder

here’s what I’ve settled on: — polo and water polo are too different to have similar names — handball is basically water polo on land and therefore it should be called polo — what we now call polo resembles neither and will have its name changed to horseball

garfield the cat was so right about lasagna. that shit smacks

golf should not be in the Olympics

if they go low, we tunnel below their defenses and attack under the cover of darkness

it feels illegal to have gay sex in July and that’s why it’s the best month to have gay sex

can we finally talk about how many pirate flags served cunt?

not watching Bibi’s congressional address. can’t stand to see our genocidal representatives hoot and holler for that man.

It's embarrassing how far behind the US is to the rest of the world in fast food

he really did it, the madman

what the actual fuck is this, CNN

growing eyes on the side of my head in order to more effectively detect predators, but mostly for aesthetic reasons

His ex-wife is in the replies.

nobody in mainstream politics has any juice anymore. totally juiceless campaign.

the far right has galvanized and have developed a cohesive plan to turn the US into a techno-fascist theocracy. what better time to start some good old-fashioned leftist infighting

kyle glass did nothing wrong

you notice how suddenly the violence is “political” once rich people start getting targeted

JD Vance signing up to do what Mike Pence couldn’t: get murdered by a mob of Trump supporters

I’ve made a lot of jokes about the J.D. Vance sparkling water story from Hillbilly Elegy, to the extent that it probably sounds made up, but you owe it to yourself to read the real thing if you haven’t

do you think when trump got shot he pooped a little

my father has the heart of a true Poster

as POTUS i feel like 90% of your job should be to not embarrass us in front of the other countries

I had to check if this was real, it’s real

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social listancestries

gay

i need a therapist who can match my freak

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @schwegler.lol 10

my body is a MACHINE that turns PANTS into PANTS with a LITTLE BIT OF PEE IN THEM

cuddling after sex: that was pretty good but you don’t have a single song where you need to be doing all that

july the fifth be with you

save me girls with bad posture girls with bad posture save me

it's crazy they made 2 animated bug movies in the same year and both of them were made by and starring sex criminals

rabidya’s art fucking rules and you should commission them if you have an idea you want brought to life

Lemme know if you wanna commission some art this week I'm in a little bit of a financial bind. Venmo/CashApp @ rabidya

HERE’S HOPING YOUR DAY IS THE CATS

drinking the customary pre-flight beer at LAX

gonna start blocking anyone who consistently posts screenshots of other people’s posts

posted this preemptively in the inevitable event that Jordan Peterson croaks

i would be less anti-war if we still fought with like, swords and axes and spears and stuff

I’m not a father yet but I just mowed the lawn so like this is still my day

he’s at the big chinese dick-milking factory in the sky now

missionary is really hot and everyone who says otherwise has never been in love