Any advice for dealing with a speeding ticket in NC????

Anyone wanna spit on me?

Bari Slice of Shit Pie

In space no one can hear you log on

In space no one can repost your skeets

Doaa has been through so much and deserves all our love and help. 🤲🏻 gofund.me/7fc0e346

Poems of a dickster

You guys think we should tell Sloopy to stop hanging on soon or what??? LOL!!!! 😂

shoutout dildos

Streaming on twitch while I shave and shower and crank my yanker

Follow me for more hopeless yearning and absurd shit

the s stands for smegma

Umberware

I’m in my underd’ware

Anyone with daddy issues I’m here to help just lmk

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Two years ago our life in Gaza was full of joy and dignity I was 9 months pregnant with Aya preparing her clothes and crib with love Today we live in a tent War took everything Now, I ask for help not for luxury but for survival Please support useven with a share or a kind word😞💔 gofund.me/8bc2934b

lol defund the police??? Don’t come running for em when you need to get out of a speeding ticket then!!! 😂😂😂

If anyone needs an enabler just lmk im aroun

Hi Aaron, a thread. The bot was not a harassment bot. You were ignoring a community that was rightfully upset and trying to get information about the job you are doing. I used the protocol and the platform to build a bot that simply showed what you were doing on the network. yes, if you posted...

Did everyone win their arguments today?

I enjoy how people with lists called "leftist pigs who deserve helicopter rides" are ignored so the devs can focus on what's *really* important, defending digital cancer

I am sorry, as someone who actually lives in Chicago, I don't care if it's 400 or 4 or 4000 soldiers or that it's just for "content" it is still an escalation and it pisses me off that you're downplaying the harm they are causing.

lol defund the police??? Don’t come running for em when you need to get out of a speeding ticket then!!! 😂😂😂

I’m sharing a Palestinian account every day and today is Hasan. Hasan is a ux/ui designer and his wife Duaa taught English. They have two sons, Amir, 6 and Osama, 3. I spoke with him this morning and like everyone in Gaza his family is terrified and heard bombs all night. Help if you can ❤️

We are Reem and Sakher. Tomorrow marks exactly two years since this war began. Two years of loss, fear and endless pain. We have lost everything our homes, our memories, our safety, our dreams. For five days now, no donations have reached us More in the comments, read my words…💔 gofund.me/459d365f

I’m gonna start bringing a Bunsen burner to work for heating up my lunches

A joke app you install on phones of friends that puts a creepy demon filter on any person they try to take a picture of

just a reminder that the NYPost lying about trans people committing a wave of mass-murders is still up after *many* complaints link was better for this place than jay is

Doing manual labor with tools and my might and fortitude and endurance talk later

exchanging increasingly specific hypotheticals as foreplay

my boss gives me a rice krispie treat sometimes whenever im in the office but he has made a critical error. i have come to expect them. i wont do any work without one. i need my treat or i refuse to do tricks

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This is such a self own for a Dem 😂

All those statements of user centrality, composable moderation, and safety for marginalized users on this platform, that’s all a bunch of bullshit, right? They could restore Link’s account tomorrow and Jay and company would still be a bunch of transphobic, racist hypocrites.

I’m writing this with a broken heart. For the past 3 days I’ve been so sick and couldn’t even post here. I have been diagnosed with malnutrition due to lack of food. My body is gradually collapsing Food here is extremely expensive and I cannot afford to buy it More in the comments gofund.me/f116bf44

I am Reem, a girl from Gaza.💔 My life has turned into a nightmare. We lost our home, our safety, and our dreams. Every night I sleep hungry, listening to bombs and my little brothers crying. My mother tries to smile, but her eyes are full of pain.😭 gofund.me/de96cb50

Should I post a bedhead selfie? Probably not…

*Bane voice* Ah, I have found you on Linkedin!

Also, for the same reason: NEVER sign up for or RSVP to a protest. I don't care who is running it. Don't do it. NEVER bring your phone to a protest or action and if you absolutely must, disable all location services and biometrics.

Reminder that everything you post can be seen by law enforcement. Be smart, especially now, and don't snitch on yourself. Posting specifics about actions or promoting violence on social media is just a bad idea. There's a reason organizers and activists use Signal. You can't resist from a cage.

Anyone with daddy issues I’m here to help just lmk

They made an amzozng short film for my friend Max’s coffee shop in Pittsburgh!! It’s so good and I’m not even saying that because he’s my friend!

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Pink Floyn

Ten piping hot fresh problems?? Who ordered the ten piece problems tray???

i could run this website and everyone would love me. or else.

Climbing a medium-sized hill and shouting from the top that I renounce my ability to read

Eat my entire ass motherfucker