its very hard feeling everything so deeply but someone’s gotta do it

if u ever actually liked scrappy doo i got a message: 🖕😤🖕

eating chips in the bed, as god intended

the sexual tension between me and disappearing off the face of the planet

Attn: Men With Mustaches hey

Blaming the time change for all of my problems for the next two months

i hope everyone has a lovely monday

my body is rejecting the idea of morning

what are you up to? oh, nothing just watching my cats groom each other

feeling like a little jellyfish

on the floor crying because my ficus elastica ruby has spider mites

tell me something good

getting stoned and rapid firing memes to friends is how I emotionally regulate

bringing a quiet weirdness to the function that only some people appreciate

they stole an hour from women

i take daylight savings personally

i don’t feel good & i need to be petted

hello yes i’m in love with you. unfortunately i have terrible taste so do with that what you will.

and i will be suing the inventor of daylight savings for the many hours of lost sleep over the years

when bsky stops working for me i just go stand in the corner babygirl style

happy international women’s day! men get on your knees and act accordingly.

every morning dice comes and lies on his back on my lap begging for me to brush him

unpopular opinion but as someone who likes to go to bed early i hate the time change

Heracross in a flower field 🍃

i wish i could disintegrate into a fine mist

there is no grumpy like you fucked up my schedule grumpy

all tieflings are from florida

I think my biggest kink is being loved and respected

lavender matcha, my love

are you asking me to shed my reptilian skin and reveal my true form

unpopular opinion: you were a baby that cried once too. the parent on the plane with a crying baby is struggling. it’s so hard to keep a child in an airplane seat for hours on end. instead of being annoyed, give them an understanding smile, it might make their day.

oh btw, i got the job :)

very important holiday coming up in a month (my birthday)

its so offensive when my mom doesn’t answer her phone. like hello??? its me, your precious child!!!

i feel like a feral creature. the kind they warn you not to make eye contact with.

talking to my iced coffee like a lover “god i want you inside me so bad”

my autistic tendencies really get him going

this morning my husband told me the sexiest thing about me is that i don’t talk much in social settings but when i do it’s hilarious. glad my years of observing silently like a woodland creature are paying off.

forever asking for too much, my bad

lost my voice and now i sound like i’ve been smoking marlboro reds and giving terrible life advice at the county dump

excited about life (something horrible is looming)

enough people like me probably

in need of a little kiss

it’s always “wyd” and never “let me pay all your bills beautiful”

i’m just matching energy. if it feels bad i recommend self reflection.

looking at pictures of my cats to ease my anxiety