crocette🐊
@biteybutcute.girlypop.baby
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tiny teeth & massive apathy
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my love language is lurking ominously in shallow water
3 days ago
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if i get stuck behind one more person driving ten under the speed limit i’m going to stop believing in patience
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life would be a lot easier if other people weren’t so damn annoying
about 4 hours ago
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i was just googling cyber monday deals and why was my suggested search “how to beat my meat with lotion”
about 5 hours ago
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sitting on someone’s lap would fix me
about 5 hours ago
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wargen
about 7 hours ago
being breedable isn't going to get you out of this one
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wondering why i feel like garbage and then remembering i forgot to feed my tiny mortal body again
about 6 hours ago
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a holiday swamp princess
@sheev.calamitousintent.com
@sushisiren.bsky.social
the best, thank you 🥹🤍
about 11 hours ago
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🥨 fuckleberry jam ✂️
about 2 months ago
she's a ten, but she *always* looks at you with fuck me eyes
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jolly mr. cannoli
about 20 hours ago
im glad everything sucks and is bad actually, this is what i always wanted
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goodnight, i hope your pillow stays cool on both sides
about 20 hours ago
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strawbaby jam
about 22 hours ago
yes honey everything is definitely about you all the time
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i’m so happy! i’m drinking homemade hot cocoa
about 22 hours ago
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sext: “chips were on sale so i bought you four bags at the store”
about 23 hours ago
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im doing my reptile “lay still and hope problems evaporate” enrichment activity
about 23 hours ago
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🥨 fuckleberry jam ✂️
about 23 hours ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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wintry muhree
1 day ago
sorry for my behavior recently im undiagnosed with something
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i’m going to crawl inside their ribcage and live in there
1 day ago
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alice
1 day ago
i'm too emotionally intelligent for this
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i don’t play nicely with stupid people, sorry
1 day ago
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wow i’m angry and i hate everything
1 day ago
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Jenn 🩷
1 day ago
Being pounded into a mattress might fix me.
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🎄
1 day ago
Before u unfollow me for being annoying remember that it’s not my fault my parents didnt love me
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screaming and kicking my feet because i don’t want to go to work
1 day ago
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big whoop
2 days ago
Everything I've ever said is the dumbest shit of all time
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sorry i didn’t text back i was sunbathing with my mouth open
3 days ago
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off to dream little crocodile dreams
2 days ago
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cosmic angel
2 days ago
babe, 10pm swamp zipline adventure let's go
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i hate that i just needed a man to open a pickle jar for me
2 days ago
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tomorrow might be monday but its going to be a good day or else
2 days ago
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my tummy hurts because i ate cookies with zero self-control like a menace
2 days ago
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bite first, ask questions later
2 days ago
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comfort foods
2 days ago
I don't have to deal with you bye
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big whoop
2 days ago
Sorry I just extremely don't care about that
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strawbaby jam
2 days ago
some of you are so hot it makes me sick
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what if i took another nap
2 days ago
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big dramatic crocodile sigh
2 days ago
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𝒩𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 ⏾
4 days ago
Transphobic people deserve to get punched in the face
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panic attack over my google calendar
2 days ago
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hello
2 days ago
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ye olde baby 🌲🌟
2 days ago
we should try real democracy one time
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i won’t bite unless you ask nicely
3 days ago
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jolly mr. cannoli
3 days ago
sometimes im withering but other times im rotting and festering and then occasionally i will decay
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Merry Christmarx Owl ☭𖤐🎄
3 days ago
trying very hard not to crash out completely irl so instead i’m on here making my little posts
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wintry muhree
3 days ago
my handle on reality is invalid
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brb chasing a small mammal
3 days ago
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3 days ago
Be nice to me for any nefarious reasons and I’ll happily walk into a trap.
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my love language is lurking ominously in shallow water
3 days ago
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sorry i didn’t text back i was sunbathing with my mouth open
3 days ago
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