its really okay for you to shut the fuck up sometimes

made one to fit my current mood

thinking about disappearing into the wild blue yonder

how about we all try minding our own business and enjoying what WE like, instead of judging others? how about that? wild shit

like this post if a girl can do whatever she damn well pleases

hey and btw! its not your job to regulate other people’s emotions

“bring me my son” - me, demanding my husband to bring me the cat

Telling a cop I’m a pretty princess

the met gala is so dystopian, hunger games capital vibes

smoking on that shit that makes you get your affairs in order

thinking about mustaches

feeling empty

i miss when i had no idea who will stancil was

sometimes you just have to laugh

cvs pharmacy may as well start every interaction with a customer like “welcome to cvs. go fuck yourself. date of birth? are you stupid?”

currently snug as a little bug in a rug

and for my final act of revenge, i will remain fabulous & u will watch it all over a phone and seethe instead of living the dream life w me

studying cause i suck at this

just a small fairy girl sitting on the end of a leaf over looking the forest floor while donning a flower petal for a hat

i refuse to believe the dove coconut lime body wash is limited edition. you don’t just introduce joy and then take it away like that. they should be ashamed.

please don’t yell in my vicinity, i will cry

something is ✨wrong with you ✨

sorry i missed church i just didn’t wanna risk bursting into flames from divine judgment

not now daddy, kitten needs a cigarette

something to know about me is sometimes i’m too high to know how to respond so i just don’t

friendly reminder you can unfollow whoever you want. it’s your account, and you’re allowed to curate your own space without feeling like you owe anyone anything. 🤍

Thinking about being meaner

thinking about hash browns again

this is me acting normal btw just so we’re clear

babe i have to get really high all the time or i will die

sorry i’m unsettling but i prefer it this way

*pulling the dick out of my mouth* « I just feel like no one really *cares* about me, you know? »

me: i have two bonded tuxedo cats, i am fulfilled, i am complete also me: sobbing in the petsmart parking lot because they had two more bonded tuxedo cats for adoption

Haunting Adeline fans be like

thinking about hash browns

gm haters

me and my weighted stuffed animal against the world

i’m just a little lovebug

im like if the most evil girl in the world was pretty nice

Thinking about men & their dicks

reaching nirvana (eating taco bell stoned)

begging myself to behave

i should dye my hair red again

Being mean to men is fun. I should get paid for this, honestly.

not just a pretty face, i’m also a bitch

i apologize for this but a lot of the circumstances have flown out of our control and im worried tbh. our landlord kinda majorly fucked us with backing out of our previous agreement and now they are going on vacation. im not expecting anyone to hurt their pockets for me but if you could just repost

still dreaming about being a fairy