mawmaw was right about one thing, a pot of hot grits will change a man one way or the other, just depends on how you need to serve it.

sometimes i just laugh and laugh

thinking about calling in “simply unwilling” tomorrow

“hey welcome to bluesky we call them skee—“ and thats when i fire my weapon in your direction

gonna start saying "so u hate me" when my doctor is no help to me

(first day as a teacher) listen it's not my job to educate you

i’m an adorable little pervert

what the hell is going on

i’d punch my boss in the mouth for free

showing up to therapy with a pile of screenshots of bsky posts

me muting accounts

im trying to send your daddy to the hospital for a hip replacement.

i’m dumb and i love you

if you’ll excuse me, i have to scream now

hey computer why does everyone who gets to know me love me less

ovulation horny is scary, i’d recommend not looking me in the eyes

friendly reminder you can unfollow whoever you want. it’s your account, and you’re allowed to curate your own space without feeling like you owe anyone anything. 🤍

i’m a fucking princess and i deserve to be treated as such

i miss him

i’m sorry but i just can’t seem to not post pictures of my cats

i miss having a dishwasher because now i am the dishwasher

i feel like a little rabbit where if someone else stresses me out i will have a heart attack and die

i’d rather look at badly done art than ai art

i hope the libs who followed me for one or other posts that escaped containment last year are enjoying my sexual deviancy

having a job where you have to go pretend to be happy when you really are the saddest you’ve ever been is exhausting

Lowkey i need to get tied up & violently fucked

little seal daughter & comfy son

nobody wants a broken toy

and the issue with me is that no matter what i will always care too much

men log off the internet challenge

make sure this is how my eulogy ends

stoned at the tractor supply

i love matcha. i love the taste of dirt and grass, sue me

tired of a world that hates me

rest in peace fey. 💐💚 you are so, so missed.

had the best orgasm of all my years in existence. i’m sorry for posting this but actually, no i’m not.

a perfect dottie loaf

i love making bad decisions that destroy my self esteem

This is my favorite Artemis II photo.

i love being a deep feeling, lil sweetie. the world can kill me first before it turns me into a cold, cruel person

awww the declining birth rate! maybe its because there is zero appeal to having a child anymore. or maybe it’s because we can’t afford our bills. or maybe it’s because the world sucks. but yes, let’s blame it on women’s selfishness. fuck you.

mood

sorry, can’t talk right now trying to romance raphael in bdg3

having a boy cat is kind of like having a lovable stalker

Women would rather use your cum as salad dressing than go to therapy

i’m very easygoing in the sense that i will just go

lets do violence as a form of escapism

i want sex money bitches & the stickiest weed!!! i want a cigarette!!!

i sense a visit to the plant store in my future