It's like playing in the mud with all of you.and some are standing on the sidelines, refusing to get "dirty" as you watch us. Hypocrites.

I may be a squawker, but I love my meow friends on here. Hi meow friends! Meow! & ough

It was for a scavenger hunt & it specifically said "used"

I wish I had one of those houses that these little fuckers just loved to be around. One next to a big rock I could put a roof over with wee gap between the 2. Those thistle cuttie shits love that kinda thing. Awawaz4lyfe

I hope I'm right about number 13

Snacks & wacks

People love me. But don't tell them. I don't wanna ruin my street cred.

Necessities

It's natural but must be natured to understand it.

Gotta go with the perfect New York hotdog.

Take it in the shower with me no problemo

Food. It's always food. Sometimes weed. & to a much lesser extent, 🅱️ideo games.

Everyone's hearts.

M-F odd Weekends are even

Steak fry

I'm only into heavy.

Gotta have a good swimmy spot. Cold inside all the time like 57°F but heated floors. TV in every room.

Something cartoon based

medicinal making out, is this anything?

Metroid

It's Taco Tuesday!

It confuses me when people have a choice of flavors and still choose mint.

Love is love! CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII TAAAAAAAAN!

My hair the day I wash it vs. the day after I wash it

I don't know what I did, but guess who can grow their pinky toenails again... ! 👻 👆🏾

Since my favorite person & my second favorite person on here)same person) isn't on here anymore... just give me a few seconds... *sigh* since they're gone I was gonna let Nikki from work finally know my bluesky handle.

Now I gotta deal with it?

I hear you squawkin but you can't come in

What are you doing to make bluesky better? I don't see you posting every piss you take. I don't see you just flossing tomorrow. I don't see you posting Alf hog. I don't see you on a bit account.

Eherreherreeeeeh

& Homer has recorded Ned's

New: A Houston woman is suing Tesla in Harris County, alleging that her Cybertruck, while using Tesla's "Full Self-Driving mode" tried to drive the car off of a bridge. Here is the dashcam footage provided by her lawyers: www.chron.com/culture/arti...

If the Kamala farting bit ever breaks containment that would be hilarious

Hey fellow white women. Did you know it’s OUR job (not BIPOC women) to check other white women? Literally call the racist, bigoted, fake activists tf out. They won’t listen to anyone else— we have the highest chance of them receiving the message. So fucking call them out on their BS.

It's why they're hard to pick up. They're not heavy per se, but the weight distribution makes it impossible.

No I'm not asleep yet, s'up?

Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)

You can keep the gum.

Judgment Day.

skip the raccoon stole the 2020 election for joe biden

Shower posting leads to fun proofreading mistakes.

rude.

Hey, Dickie-boy. How's tricks?

Here's some breaking news: my ASS

Beastie Boys cover band where all the lyrics are replaced with kazoo sounds called the "Bee Sting Boys" Doing the same with the "bee gees," I just haven't figured out he name yet.