Oh yeah there's a sweaty men tumbling performance tonight.

i’m a hot mess because im too cute to be cleaning all the time

Three dead police officers, one critically injured.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Ghost Malone T-shirt. I will accept that ghosts could exist, but I refuse to believe that ghosts can have tattoos. The ink would go right through them. This is where I draw the line. collabs.shop/5hhigt

hi lol

Akademiks let his “friends” rape his ex partner and then blamed her for it. That’s all you need to know about the guy. www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

This pork pate bahn mi will mix my ass

Isaiah 66:25 And God blessed them, and said unto them; "she was 16, which is the age of consent where I come from"

I'll take the sish karoberts & mixed eggs, please.

I super wouldn't mind being an actual crtptid.

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Thank you, sativa.

Accidents don’t take days off — and neither do we.

How many donuts do you think I'll eat? I was gonna say ow many "𝘤𝘢𝘯" I eat, but that's not what's really gonna happen, y'knowwhati'msayin?

What's it like to have a cool dad? Oops! Serious posted. Or did I?

Truths...

Kiss it. You should kiss it.

rt if u cryin every tiem

That's crazy.

I'm so cool, a lot of you think I'm a woman.

Women and girls are allowed to be evil because other than that we're just pure souls

Reddit relationship advice post: So my husband wants to swing... No your husband wants to cheat openly with permission!

LOL this post quickly became very sordid and I'm once again sorry to all the moral men I have caused distress.

when you see some cuties but they’re into ai

It's time for a new list! New names, old names, names of things that I see! Names of people, places, cats! Cats that are also places.

Giraffes are doin shit with their big ass necks. Lets go

If he was younger, remake every John with with Christopher Walken with Fatboy Slim music in the background.

Astrology, am I right?

Canadian tax problem! As an artist, can I declare the work I sold as inventory?

We don't talk about the horrors of combination skin type enough I'm drowning over here like Soko Glam please save me I'm begging you

"I can't believe the company I work for does this" You do it. You do it for the company that you work for voluntarily.

𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 is a Saturday afternoon on bluesky? Guess I'll play 🅱️ideo games.

How about my gorilla he tries to stay in shape, but after way too many bananas he ends up with a big massive belly. He swears he’s bulking, but honestly he just enjoys the extra fluff a little too much. And with bananas he meant cocks and cum

Brooklyn Just Made Its First Muslim Historian a Man the NYPD Once Surveilled as a Terrorist • Asad Dandia helped force the NYPD to dismantle its post-9/11 Muslim spying program before being handed the pen to write the borough's official history at 33.

The Queen and the Jester

Look at Cookie's mom! I'm not playing with y'all.

The 90s was a time when they thought an entire show could be based on something like a librarian with a motorcycle or a lawyer in jeans.

5. If you are this fragile that someone making a random nonsensical joke online can potentially hit the wrong emotional buttons, sending you into a vitriolic frenzy, then you should not be online in the first place. You should be working on your mental health constructively offline.

I guess it's time for another lesson on how to talk to women (& people in general) online- Ctd 🧵 (1 of 3):

1. No person online owes you censorship from their jokes & ideas based on what could possibly be triggering to some but not all. 2. It's never okay to dissociatively curse at someone about your personal trauma. That's called "trauma dumping" & it's emotionally abusive and interpersonally harmful.

Damn right

The president's first press conference from the Star Wars Peace Platform...

Woooooooo won a scholarship!!!!

TIm Donahue harp guitar

i cast, have a nice day, on the girl reading this

It's cool that it's finally all catching up with him, but do you think he's going to get any real punishment? He'll still have this job next year.