@optimstie.bsky.social my sister just used this gif. Thought you’d enjoy the chuckle like I did

making Jacob the stereotypical Bluesky user is the rudest and truest attack anyone has ever made on us

19.2 OZ CANS CRAFT BEER MEOW

I actually don’t know who I want more

Robots can’t even be women now SMH

I’m not even really watching this game but it’s not even halftime yet?

Never had chocolate on a carrot cake but really willing to try it lol

An ICE agent is facing DUI charges after his car hopped a curb and he drove into a tree line, according to bodycam footage and report obtained by the Sun-Times from Oak Brook police through Freedom of Information Act requests. trib.al/j40B5Um

Awww good for him, he needs some lucky breaks Too bad it’s not his legs but alas

Yeah me too

The calves on Broncos D 21 are real nice

Now Dicks has a young Santa?

🤨

Still not enough

Jesus Christ so many baby products today

Hey just a quick question. How the fuck are you able to know the income levels of people

I didn’t know his name lol Dunn Dunn dunnnnnnnnn

Wow, I didn’t realize other people’s posts weren’t getting likes. I haven’t had that issue myself.

They didn’t take a bite out of crime this time

RFK tears it out of there, I guess to go get his car because he'll 100% eat that guy if no one else wants him.

Our money is called dollars, moron

Isn’t oz a doctor?

I’ll be your body guard

Round is the perfect shape for eating

I know a lot of these dudes

Toddler has a glass of water, milk and a hot cocoa on the table ; research shows being a drink goblin is hereditary

The last sentence is so sad lol

Turn signals: the original “I care about others” button.

Wait til he puts Starring Donald J Trump under

If the government is shut down can I just walk in and get the Epstein files?

WORSE THAN COVID?

I read this headline to my mom and she hooted If even my mom is laughing at you, you’ve got no hope

lol y’all thought they were gunna get out of betting? WRONG

Historic bad ass, deserves many mentions in history, but gooodddd riddance 👋🙋‍♂️

Dearest Clara, The standoff between ESPN and YoutubeTV has entered it's second week. My weekday evenings are devoid of the MACtion I was promised. I'm not sure how much more of this a man can endure.

Wait Nancy doesn’t want to die in office? Does she even care about this country?

lol of course

I fell asleep but how dare these teams beat Victor

Wow took a gamble and lost

😳

If any of you see me online in the night I need you to smack me

boop

wow looks like the beaver moon waxxed

I read this to my mom and she goes “well he’s not very good” What a burn

It’s so pretty

I’m gunna go watch the beavers

I’m not scrolling any more. I’m sure y’all posted good today. A+

the beaver moon is god giving the world full frontal nudity