the entire bsky feed will be improved if everyone posts more pics of their pets. you don't have pets? a pic if any cute animal will do!

Everyone look at this adorable baby possum. Your day is better now. Ta-da

I had chips and queso at like 9pm. I bet it won’t backfire on me this year like it’s done for the last hm 12 years

Hell of a year we had today

Not an ideal way to end the regular season with your qb getting cronched

DOINK

Oh nut check lol

Who’s sweaty pits?

Fucccck that woulda been a td too

lol my mom just said to Troy “yeah that’s all the scenarios” My moms pretty forgiving but even Troy is wearing her down

This is real… 😂 #NBA

When you open the fridge and see someone has taken your food you were thinking about all day

I was putting together a desk type thing in the first half so I just said all my posts out loud to no one. Like this so I get credit

I couldn’t comprehend the story of Darnold last year and this year without that shoots and ladders graphic

lol that was a real choice holy shit

it's so stupid that a game between two eliminated teams will decide who makes the NFL playoffs. clearly they need a better system: having 12 athletic directors with obvious conflicts of interest sit in cloaks in a fancy hotel ballroom and decide which teams get in (one must be Alabama)

Uh those gold face guards

Ooo I’ll coach them

Can he play for the spurs?

Ok fuck this game lol I was just about to turn it

The real breaking news today

Me watching this football game

I need to know why Sean Duffy was here. What does it have to do with transportation lol did he just need all his boys around him during the scary times?

If it’s so easy to remove a dictator then how has Jerry Jones lasted 35 years?

Hey wtf did I just see at the end of that Applebees commercial. What was that

Beautiful

Gotta say I really know how to spell Venezuela now so that’s something

[all the confused gifs at once]

I don’t have the audio on but did they explain why Mike Evans (?) isn’t wearing gloves in a down pour?

55 year old dude just skated the 1k in about 1 min and 16 sec. Insane lol

The meat sweats are a real thing So are soup sweats

Also feels like some of y’all forgot the Supreme Court gave him unlimited immunity so,

Yes yes keep saying obvious things about the current times. You’re really doing something.

A lot of bad, bad shit is going down, but I saw this and now you too must suffer.

Have you tried eating some cheese about it?

Uh he’s not your pillow #Caturday

Thank god I stopped watching the game lol

ARSENAL. I don’t need this today

I’m not sure who is comforting who right now lol

Alright shifting to sports brain because it’s actually possible to do both Lets go Arsenal

And I’m going to flee there when the Epstein files come out fully

I just introduced my mom to trumps neck pussy. She wants me thrown out of this house. Kinda mean if you ask me

I guess they weren’t kidding about Department of War

Rubio, Secretary of State, have nothing else to add….? Alrighty

And china gunna be like cool no problem. Also wasn’t this about the drugs THATS RHETORICAL SHUT UP

My cats just said some very graphic things they’d like to see done to Him and don’t worry everyone..I gave them a stern look and some treats

This asshole’s train of thought has no tracks.

Hope y’all invested in oil companies………….

Venezwhaler?