*mournfully shooting off a tshirt cannon into the sadly cheering funeral crowd*

I’m not exactly for pharmaceuticals but I’d like to see Tylenol kick RFK jrs ass soon

If you need this sort of thing for dopamine, there are videos all over TikTok of all the "memorial" attendees who parked their cars along the side of the freeway getting impounded as local tow trucks descend en mass

Happy Rapture Eve! Who horny?

He’s got a lot on his mind…..lol

I’m hungry because I’m hearing that guys last name as carrot cake

Oh look we actually did win

Wake up bb, new campaign ad just dropped

I thoroughly enjoy watching Butker miss

just heard someone call stephen miller peewee german

And I’m just now hearing about it?

LOL it’s like Travis realized half way through his little dance he’s like oh yeah I’ve been shit maybe I just get up and go back to the line

He can miss the rest of the season

I forgot the Today’s show was still on lol

who up exploding into they B gap

Andy: I’m not sitting by her crazy aunts at the wedding! I WANNA SIT BY SELENA GOMEZ Travis: IVE TOLD HER

This Kansas City team is giving me flashbacks of being forced to watch awful teams during the Trent Green Days until……..well Mahomes

Ever think Mahomes is bored and creates all this chaos just to do something cool to fix it?

Cris [does a KC game] Me [makes a blow job mime]

Travis Kelce can’t make a catch anymore because he now has the ultimate catch

As I stupid or does this not even make any sense? Proscribed means forbidden right?

How come we didn’t get taught how to fold a fitted sheet in school

I started Williams over Goff (since Joey is done) so you are welcome Bears fans

Olamide Zaccheaus went for the jumping celebration with DJ Moore who didn't see him 😭🤣

Ok at the bottom. wtf is americafest Sounds like a big orgy

Really want the armadillo

Omg 🥹

Gimme Moore TDs

Hey did Charlie Kirk rise from the dead yet?

lol Mac jones

Feels like every week I’m playing against McCaffrey

Owwwwwwwwwwwww that Conner injury

He probably had a schedule conflict.

[has 1,000 light jackets in various colors] Me: oh that’s a nice light jacket for fall

lol

RIP to any middle child that has to crash on this….bench

Oo I think rain is coming

Hey anyone notice the ref in Chicago game sounds like Billy Bob Thornton

Umm noice anyway

Feel like we should be able to protect the Achilles somehow

Gotta love these two together. #LaverCup

LOL the men of morals

Have I been calling him Cam Williams this whole time? Lord. Caleb Williams lol

My fantasy team needed that TD by Cam so thank you Ben

Tom Brady acting like he’s never seen a TD before lol

Holy Super Bowl bound still lol

Nothing makes sense in the NFL today