Now Dicks has a young Santa?

🤨

Still not enough

Jesus Christ so many baby products today

Hey just a quick question. How the fuck are you able to know the income levels of people

I didn’t know his name lol Dunn Dunn dunnnnnnnnn

Wow, I didn’t realize other people’s posts weren’t getting likes. I haven’t had that issue myself.

They didn’t take a bite out of crime this time

RFK tears it out of there, I guess to go get his car because he'll 100% eat that guy if no one else wants him.

Our money is called dollars, moron

Isn’t oz a doctor?

I’ll be your body guard

Round is the perfect shape for eating

I know a lot of these dudes

Toddler has a glass of water, milk and a hot cocoa on the table ; research shows being a drink goblin is hereditary

The last sentence is so sad lol

Turn signals: the original “I care about others” button.

Wait til he puts Starring Donald J Trump under

If the government is shut down can I just walk in and get the Epstein files?

WORSE THAN COVID?

I read this headline to my mom and she hooted If even my mom is laughing at you, you’ve got no hope

lol y’all thought they were gunna get out of betting? WRONG

Historic bad ass, deserves many mentions in history, but gooodddd riddance 👋🙋‍♂️

Dearest Clara, The standoff between ESPN and YoutubeTV has entered it's second week. My weekday evenings are devoid of the MACtion I was promised. I'm not sure how much more of this a man can endure.

Wait Nancy doesn’t want to die in office? Does she even care about this country?

lol of course

I fell asleep but how dare these teams beat Victor

Wow took a gamble and lost

😳

If any of you see me online in the night I need you to smack me

boop

wow looks like the beaver moon waxxed

I read this to my mom and she goes “well he’s not very good” What a burn

It’s so pretty

I’m gunna go watch the beavers

I’m not scrolling any more. I’m sure y’all posted good today. A+

the beaver moon is god giving the world full frontal nudity

coyotes are feeling it

Full beaver moon! (I swear that’s the name lol) This was taken at 9pm! Sunset was 5:18!

Watching the election results last night:

Thing about me is, I’m going to slap your ass regularly

@stechlab-labels.bsky.social remove your label on my account

BA HA HA HA HA

Spurs and Lakers tonight at 9 pm okay 🫩

My favorite thing of old shows is when two people that shouldn’t be in bed together slowly take the big heavy cover off their heads sitting up. Like who’s in bed like that let alone fucking

‘if i told you that’ by whitney houston and george michael. two powerhouse voices and forever legends ❤️

[runs into the room out of breath] CAN I OFFER YOU A NICE EGG ENCYCLOPEDIA IN THIS TRYING TIME

I think there’s something similar to these out now from someone else