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Misanthropic Minon of the Mundane. RADICAL LEFT SCUM.
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Grant Tanaka
about 14 hours ago
my best advice to you is BELIEVE IN YOURSELF but not in the way that I believed in myself, cause boy howdy that didn't turn out well
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ash
about 16 hours ago
Somewhere between a cluster fuck and a mindfuck.
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JFC it's only Tuesday.
about 18 hours ago
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜
1 day ago
Boob avis are intended to titillate us, and that’s why words are fun.
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nightylamp
1 day ago
humpty dumpty sat on a wall humpty dumpty had a great fall all the kings horse and all the kings men were like, "awkward.."
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If you send a client an email with two questions, they'll only answer one. If you ask a client an A or B question, you'll get a C answer. If the customer is always right...no the fuck they're not.
2 days ago
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Humor Satire Memes
2 days ago
#satire
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Forrest Plump
2 days ago
Pearl Jam puns? It doesn’t get Eddie Vedder than that.
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A limited time rollercoaster, on the moon? Cool.
2 days ago
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What is one of the coolest openings of a metal song, and why is it ALISON HELL by Annihilator?
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Marc
3 days ago
I put my pants on like everybody else . . . One leg, *hop* the other leg... *hop hop* . . . *CRASH* at a time.
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Jake_Vig
3 days ago
Murder hornets were a complete bust.
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What movie are you sort of embarrassed for liking. OSCAR Wacky, over the top comedy. Early Marissa Tomei! Tom Curry! Really sucks that Stallone's a MAGA bootlicker now!
add a skeleton here at some point
3 days ago
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Jake_Vig
4 days ago
I can't believe I bedazzled this denim jacket for this.
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Under-moob sweat is no laughing matter.
4 days ago
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧
5 days ago
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In a shocking turn of events, I think everything sucks and I'm annoyed. Thanks for following.
5 days ago
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Fun
9 days ago
clever clever comma boring exclamation point
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️
8 days ago
I’m pretty good at making bad posts.
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Icarus Q. Dumpsterfire
8 months ago
I put my human suit on one tentacle at a time, just like everybody else
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Grant Tanaka
5 days ago
not saying my eyesight was bad, but I got glasses today and just realized I live in California
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜
over 1 year ago
Buddha: "The mind is everything. What you think, you become." Me: Uh oh
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Just wanted you to know that I am not a bot. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
6 days ago
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜
7 days ago
Save money on raw oysters by having a friend blow their nose right into your mouth.
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Bogey
9 months ago
The Bluesky is torn asunder to reveal a gaping maw.
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Viktor Winetrout
7 days ago
If we don't abandon our winning strategy and ignore the will of the people, the Democratic party will be ruined
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"No sex No drugs No wine No women No fun No sin No you No wonder it's dark..." Probably problematic now, but a banger is a banger.
7 days ago
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Frostbitten Flamingo
9 days ago
Morning
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Uncle Duke
7 days ago
me: *opens car door* wife: where are you going? me: my country needs me
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sweetie π
8 days ago
wearing onion rings as bracelets bc i’m a seductress
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This isn't a post, it's me attempting to fit in with the cool kids on the old blooski dot com, but I don't stand a chance.
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7 days ago
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Aidan Wake 🌈♾️
7 days ago
<innocently whistles>
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Amish Super Model
7 days ago
How mattresses are made…
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Cocha Colcha: Mattresses on Car Roof
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Christina, mother of spiders
24 days ago
Did you know that if AC changes "office" to "orifice" in your email you get to meet the folks in HR?
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Paul
about 1 year ago
I'm old school. I still address my therapist by his proper name. Bartender.
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Dumb Beezie
12 days ago
Fun fact: the word “fuck” is really old. Like ancient. People began to say it almost immediately
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Dumb Beezie
16 days ago
A social media app that does not allow a lie to be posted and if you try again it shocks you
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David Slack
7 days ago
Tax the Rich is a moderate position. Rule of Law is a moderate position. Abolish ICE is a moderate position. Impeach the President is a moderate position. What is radical is accepting fascism without a fight.
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weeder
8 days ago
Help me settle an argument. My girlfriend says I run to bsky for backup every time we argue. I disagree.
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Edmonds Scanner
8 days ago
If you're ever on a lonely trail in the wild end of the forest and see a crudely written sign hanging on a tree that says: NO MONSTERS HERE ONLY WAFFLES Don't believe it, not even for a second.
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I always say this is my favorite movie ever. Not sure how accurate that is, but yeah, wow. 50 years ago...
8 days ago
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Did the band Dying Fetus ever put out a live album called PRO-LIVE, and other shit my brain thinks of...
8 days ago
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INCOMING: Sunday Blahs ARRIVAL: IMMINENT
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TwoSense
10 days ago
say something inane so I can repost you
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I'm off tomorrow, but I've still got the Sunday Blahs. What a time to be alive.
10 days ago
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Not only do I not care at all about the World Cup, but I definitely do not need to hear it in Español. Serves me right for coming to Doral. 🫥
10 days ago
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Went outside this morning and the cars were covered in ash. Of course at the moment, I had no idea what it was. But then I remembered there are fires. Miami in the summer: it's either raining, or there's a fire near the Everglades.
11 days ago
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The closer we get to 5, the slower the clock gets.
12 days ago
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This morning in my kitchen while preparing my lunch to take to work I said aloud, "sobriquet", for absolutely no reason. I was alone, and don't even really know what the word means. Brains are fun.
12 days ago
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️
13 days ago
Can’t wait to get home, shower, and then cry for 5 or 6 hours.
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