damn Dante, this inferno is lit

once i get my Nintendo power glove working again, it’s over for you bitches

I have grievously depleted my strategic cookie reserves.

For sale. Friendship bands. Never used.

If you need to express more anger, additional seething is available.

carrying around a large portable thick flat disk of happiness* for emergencies *wheel of cheese

attempting to claw my way out of the darkest, most hellish recesses of my mind for funsies

Excuse me while I go sit with the moon

lying to my mental illness that we make a good team

never leave home without your whimsy

Do some wholesome stuff with your bitch.. bitches love wholesome stuff…

I don't hate people, I just really enjoy distance

These motherfuckers

Quick run towards the light

what if — hear me out — everything didn’t suck

So anyway this is how he went bankrupt six times

Walter Groggins advertising AI products is giving Coop Howard.

what i lack in potential i make up in kinetic energy

election's in the bagman

Five dollar gas has officially reached the traditionally affordable Midwest USA and these rednecks are pissed

don’t take this the wrong way but we should basically figure out who all has bunkers for starters

Le sigh.

Our eyes lock from across the bar. I smile at you. You smile back. I pull a wedge of swiss cheese from my pocket and gently blow across its surface, creating an ethereal chorus of resonant hums.

free advice for democrats: get ahead on regulating AI, data centers, prediction markets before its too late.

*slamming my seventh shot of IKEA mustard* I think cats should have guns

friday again garfie baby

'Like a beautiful butterfly' I say to nobody as I fall out of the hammock I've been stuck in for three hours.

people all over the world starting to understand how it is possible to bankrupt a casino

Gas prices really put egg prices into perspective.

Who up rolling they rock up the hill

Listening to the current game guide on “how to play the game the way the game wants you to play it” - yeah, we’ve definitely lost the plot

Run this as a pro choice ad

Friday wisdom: You can't shit your pants if you don't wear pants.

Elon Musk was paid $158 billion by Tesla last year. That is double the entire budget of the U.S. Department of Education.

Starting an OnlyFans because mom says I have the body for it.

When food gets more expensive, it should restore more hit points.

Pierced me foot on a spike m'lord

Cheer up guys, at least we still have the Consumer Bill of Rights

Why is anyone still talking about the Iran war, a war the U.S. won about six weeks ago? Stop living in the past man.

Pattern recognition spiking on Friday is your intuition/subconscious intelligence letting you know the cycles have been repeated enough to be a conditioned response at this point.

stop sharing ai images for any reason challenge

US debt is growing at a record rate, I'll explain why and why it will only get worse. The debt is being paid out in tax cuts and subsidies to the richest. While the debt is owed... to the richest, and the more there is the higher the %. It's a win-win for them.

Bears repeating...