Betting that letter from chuck Schumer to trump on Monday is going to be so strongly worded, it's going to be EPIC when the gop ignores it and chuck makes a doofy joke about it at the press conference that makes no sense and causes everyone to cringe at the left. EPIC! *bangs head against the wall*

the dipshit is coming from inside your house

Y’all remember the Jackpot right? We talked about the jackpot?

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The FIFA Peace Prize proving yet again soccer hooligans really are ruining the world.

I can’t believe the winner of the FIFA peace prize would do this

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#war #Iran

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

~sits upright in bed~ i should walk to ihop

REGIONAL WAR HAS STARTED -US-Israel strategic attacks on Iranian leadership -US Navy attacking Iranian Navy. USAF attacking ballistic missile facilities Iran has retaliated with successful ballistic missile attacks against Israel, Saudi Arabia, United Arab Emirates, Bahrain, Kuwait, Iraq, Qatar.

He’s almost literally doing this

I guess the Board Of Peace failed before it really even got started.

Al Jazeera reports at least 7 cities in Iran have had some degree of bombing.

BREAKING: Iran fired ballistic missiles on ALL Gulf countries except for Oman.

I will play that funky music for you. However, I see no reason for you to reference my race or gender. And I think doing it until you die is excessive and I will not be a part of that.

"Assemble the Board of Peace - I'm starting a war".

Airstrikes target the headquarters of the Iraqi Popular Mobilization Forces south of the Iraqi capital, Baghdad. Source: Reuters

this was how i found out the bombing had started

Is Jeffrey Epstein the first person to start a war posthumously?

Operation Epstein Fury more like.

For the nerds

Trump spent all day on Friday talking about running for a third term and declaring a national emergency to control the midterms. He’s hoping US troops are killed so he can have his photo op and declare his new war powers.

Historic attempt here that will be remembered for years to come because he may have been the only third party mediator willing to just say the truth out loud.

BREAKING: Explosions heard in the Saudi capital, Riyadh

OPERATION IT'S NOT A MUSHROOM DICK 🇺🇸

Several US bases in Kuwait, the UAE, Qatar, and Bahrain are under attack by Iran’s Revolutionary Guard Corps. (Fars)

Sam Altman picked a hell of a day to basically urge the world to trust the morality and legal restraint of the Department of Defense

never look at your phone when you get up to take a leak. someone might have started an idiot war

Good news! The chance of a sun tan before summer is no longer zero now. 😎🌄

More like Operation Epstein Fury

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

And they still expect us all to go back to work on Monday. 🥳🥃

Seeing a lot of cynicism on the timeline. What if this is one of the good wars?

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i see we’re going to the same place. would you like to share a hand basket?

I've always told my son, "If you read the history, you'll see that when a world war starts depends entirely on your awareness of it. One day, you just figure out that all the weird shit you've been living through for the past few years were just beads on a necklace."

Imagine if you will, watching your tax dollars bomb a middle eastern country bc a group of psychopaths & sociopaths control the world and the currently want to stop bad press of them raping and killing kids privately by personally doing it abroad en masse for profit as a business model. Again.

Would you be disturbed if I answered all your questions with cheese?

Weakened is here

Babe... wake up. You're gonna miss the beginning of World War 3.

You could start a Butlerian Jihad anytime now. No one would blame you. They probably expect it.

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Oh how the turn tables