Relationships are like a dance, with visible energy racing back and forth between partners. Some relationships are the slow, Dark dance of death -Colette Dowling

Fuck flowers. I want a set of Power Armor from Fallout

2026 be kind, for a change 🙏🏼

I'll be over in my corner watching the banter

I want to say it one more time before it happens and so you hear me clearly. To those who are good souls. Whether they see it in themselves or not. To those who try. Who put in effort. Who love. Who are gentle. Who stand their ground. Who protect. Who fight, resist, push through. To those who love.

unless something unexpected happens before bedtime, this is my last mood of 2025✨ (for the official records)

*me, with the intention of being shot in the face* "See you next year"

I'll listen to my heart, but let you listen too

The Midnight - Los Angeles will be blaring at midnight. Hoping to time it right when he sings, "Our holy mother of the midnight" at the strike of twelve!

resolving to use the word adorbies more in ‘26

Sitting here having a year end statement for an account demanded by a company that still hasn't sent me their November month end statement is such a 2025 vibe. One that will be ignored and answered in 2026.

I left work early since this old man decided he wanted to storm out of my office, try to throw me under the bus via email, and refer to me as "the admin" (absolutely nothing wrong with being an admin, but I'm literally the facilities manager). I'm not bringing that energy into 2026 with me.

attacking you with a baguette is how i flirt

New Year's Eve Knight > New Year's Eve Night (Totes shanking at LEAST one person with my new sword)

maybe it's human to mark things, while little birds just flit and sing... each moment is new for them, nothing marks their sky, not even eternity

giving you a proper happy new year greeting in Bluesky fashion by sliding in your DMs and telling you that smash is the bam of the boom boom and milk is a main dish.

my new year’s resolution is to find someone to have sex with me and then talk them into reorganizing my closet

I am not the least compelled, by anyone but yourself

It is truly amazing how many people even with the ability to read miss the point entirely.

my people-ing battery is dead. just put me on the charger and forget about me until next year.

Sometimes I say things I don’t mean, when I eat to much spicy chicken 🐓 🌶️

*one of my top google searches* “what’s the moon doing tonight”

How can someone be so fucking dumb?!?! *motions towards the receptionist area

Stop for a second, and just breathe with me

It has been decided that the only reason to stay up for new years is to make absolutely, positively sure that 2025 is well and truly gone. I don’t make the rules- tell the others.

imperfect perfections pulling the earth around me curtain callings real smoke signals sent Big Sky masterpieces, I think of what it all means to me let the reigning never end #Environmentalist #AcademicResearch #EnvironmentalImpacts

i’m setting realistic new year’s resolutions for 2026: •take some showers •eat some cheese •turn 46

Italian beef in the crock pot🤌

Snow outside, fire inside.

my new year’s resolution for 2026 is to be weirder. SO much weirder

traveling familiar roads tepid ice and snow to find the unbeaten path new treasures unfold what stories will today hold #traveling #vss365

if we were trees, i'd stretch my roots to bind to you

I don’t just makes mistakes, I make big mistakes. Huge.

If you ever see me post with correct grammar and punctuation that wasn’t me. That was voice to text

*makes eye contact while flipping your desk

Let love in

UNROLL, I SAY! UNROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

2026 prediction: The Simpsons reboot

2026 prediction: puréed (worse than chopped)

2026 prediction: kissing 💋

At the store today: Lil kid: daddy, he looks scary! Dad: I'd say intimidating, but see that pin? *points to my "love is love" pin* Lk: yeah? Dad: he's on OUR team, so no need to be scared *nods at me* *I nod back*

For me, at least, Love is not a rare thing I fall in and out daily I see a kind soul With a gorgeous mind And pretty face And I fall in Then I realize The facts as they stand And out I fall But I know One day I'll have it all And it will be okay To allow that freefall One I can Stay within forever

All those names you call yourself Or you hear them say Mean nothing when you see That you are all of them And simultaneously none of them Momentarily existing within definitions But never staying We are human So we are all things 1/2

My wishes for my everyone for 2026. -I hope it's the year we find rest. The year our hearts find that gentle sigh of relief inside that place we belong & feel safe in. -I hope it's the year we find the strength that comes from thriving instead of the one that comes with surviving. 1/2

A few hopes and dreams for all my friends in 2026. *A year filled with magic and fun-filled madness. *A year filled with time to lay in the sun, dance in the rain and sit in the moonlight. *I hope you’ll be able to surprise yourself with love and forgiveness. *And to live life on your own terms ✨🫶🏻✨

Settling in to the end of year melancholy, not to be confused with the year ‘round melancholy