I want to fuck as friends 😳

every kitty was kat-fu fighting

My left eye won’t stop twitching. This might end me.

Used a different pillow last night, so now my day is ruined

Meh, I’m athletic but too tired to play games anymore so you can go play with yourself

Just ordered some new outfits for pics. Who wants a maid or a nurse? 😏

Getting a cramp while masturbating is like Zeus striking me down

My bed is my favorite place

i wanna take a 72 hour nap

If you’ve come in or out of me, I expect a gift today.

Mothers really spent years saying "don't touch that" just for us to grow up and date people we absolutely should not have touched

Sweet dreams ❤️

hey babe can you pick up some mental health for me on your way home from work

one of my favorites I had to delete before ❤️

nothing is normal kiss me

his forearms, his caring, his smile

Kevin the Cat is a needy loudmouth.

It's only a distraction if you allow it to be.

the devil wears a g-string and that’s it

Sorry your boyfriend says va-jay-jay

I’ve never seen a bosom look great in a tank top. I mean, feel free to prove me wrong, but not sure you can.

just because it hasn't happened yet doesn't mean it won't

Happy Sunday 😏

Idk, do I post an ass pic or not. Such hard decisions

When you make them say fuuuuck, it’s the hottest thing ever

I’m basically a nevernude except for my feet

He likes the filthy things I whisper in his ear.

Yes, I think all of the things on here are about me. Disparaging and complimentary. All of them.

When I’m sad, I count to 200 chicken nuggets.

Rub my belly and tell me that you love me.

I’ll make you forget about your ex

Need one of you to please fill my coffee ❤️

I have multiple pets. There's no patience left for all this human bullshit.

In case you missed it the first time ❤️

I am choosing to pronounce frijoles and fridge-o-lays.

i, much like the bsky servers, love going down

Sometimes I like to think about how many of you have jerked off to me. I did that thing you like, huh?

Nothing and no one will ever be as charming as a cat who's sitting politely

so I’m back and here’s a simple pic, they’re just boobs that fell out of a shirt

Wish I could wake up to someone playing with my boobs.

Hating just for the sake of hating is quite simply the dumbest one can be.