Void Destroyer
@epicseshbro.bsky.social
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Musician, Cheese Encyclopedia He/Him Planning my own obsolescence
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Sometimes I just follow people because I dig their vibe
10 months ago
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Why is everyone watching Lost Boys today?
about 5 hours ago
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I’m a lot like Jesus. If you don’t nail me I’ll be cross with you.
about 7 hours ago
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Good Friday is just imprisoning and torturing immigrants Roman style
about 7 hours ago
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Arugula is just lettuce for people who wanna feel smart
about 10 hours ago
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If John Goodman’s middle name was Feels then he could be a toilet review
about 16 hours ago
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Just bought this. Please clap.
1 day ago
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I don’t know who started the hand heart gesture thing but it stops now
1 day ago
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My favorite sports brand is Umbro because it sounds like something you’d say to your homie after he shows you how he can tuck his genitals.
2 days ago
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Why spend so much on truffles when you could just dig a hole, fart in it, cover it with dirt and come back in a month?
2 days ago
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Watched The Bone Temple, against my better judgment. This is a new low for Ralph Finnes. 2/10
2 days ago
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If you love me so much then why do you hold my phone without touching it with your fingers?
2 days ago
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Happy April fools! Or, if you work for the Trump Administration, happy April.
3 days ago
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How about World Cup my balls? World you do that for me?
3 days ago
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After my vasectomy I can no longer spread my seed but I can still splatter my batter
3 days ago
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Pyramid Chad
3 days ago
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I got my band into Chavez and I didnt even show them this video
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Chavez - "Break Up Your Band" (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Chavez
https://youtu.be/N7ad_rcoAZU?si=KLscNGt3RBEu_aoc
3 days ago
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I’m here to chew gum and smoke weed and I’ve got plenty of both so get comfortable
3 days ago
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I’m dabberblasted!
3 days ago
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How do flat earthers explain the lyrics to Fat Bottomed Girls?
3 days ago
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There’s a rule that you have to put your niche kinks in your bio. That’s just the rule.
4 days ago
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DM stands for dick meat
4 days ago
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Shiver your own damn timbers, I’m trying to steer this ship
5 days ago
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I don’t want to rest in power I just want people to stop pissing on my grave
6 days ago
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They should invent a Tiger Wouldn’t
7 days ago
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Bishop is kinda a weird last name. Like, aren’t they not supposed to fuck?
7 days ago
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How about “1, 2, buckle my shoe PLEASE?”
8 days ago
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FROVO
8 days ago
FIRST PERSON TO DISCOVER LAKES: *soaking wet* ok i guess we have to go around it
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There’s still 5 more days in this month wtf
9 days ago
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You singing that you’ve got lots of friends in San Jose isn’t convincing me that you actually have any friends in San Jose.
9 days ago
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What album should I listen to? Bonus points for new/loud/weird
9 days ago
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Eggs should have nozzles.
9 days ago
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Damn girl, you smell like Brylcreem. Lemme get your number.
10 days ago
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When I die I want you to boil my head and put my skull on your bookshelf.
10 days ago
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You’re telling me a baby peeled these carrots???
10 days ago
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Cool business idea: a bar that gives cheap drinks to musicians called The Hammered Dulcimer
10 days ago
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If I ignore my body maybe it will go away
10 days ago
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Tartuffin’ it
10 days ago
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Charles Bronson would’ve smashed Chuck Norris’ skull open on a fucking sidewalk and left him to bleed out, I know that much for sure.
10 days ago
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You ever get stoned all day and let autopilot just kinda take over?
10 days ago
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If it weren’t for your skirkles I wouldn’t know how many people on here look just fucking like me.
10 days ago
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I keep forgetting to get into geocaching
11 days ago
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Didn’t we already see the Timberlake drunk video? I think I maybe Mandela affected myself.
11 days ago
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Astr0z0mbreez
11 days ago
When someone asks my sign I say I was born on the Feast of the Lizard King & if they don’t know what I mean I’m forbidden from explaining
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No variation of the Gadsden flag will convince me of your deep critical thinking skills.
11 days ago
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Looking for some good accounts that type in ALL CAPS. I want the thrill of having strangers yelling at me in my pocket at all times.
11 days ago
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Abscess makes the heart grow fungus or whatever
12 days ago
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Cicadian rhythm? You mean having sex like a bug (really fucking fast)?
12 days ago
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If I was an early 00’s alt rock crooner I’d be Dunkin’ Sheath
12 days ago
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Bro. Lemme get a horsey ride.
12 days ago
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Robots should be used to fight other robots for our entertainment and to help the elderly and that is all.
12 days ago
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