This is pretty funny. Annoying? Sure. Liberal? Get your ass a dictionary, pig-fondler.

Spires is right, of course. Additionally, doesn't that fucking precious metal rood hanging from her intact neck require this of her?

It's perfectly normal and healthy to feel nothing but anger for two consecutive weeks.

i refuse take the stairs during autumn for obvious reasons

Only 1 person in the whole study went from identifying as trans to not identifying as trans. The 1/5 number came from youth going between the binary and non-binary spectrum. This headline and post are misleading on purpose to fit the economist's editorial bent on the political issue.

Sharks, I'm looking for $1,000 for 69% of my business *pauses for laughter and high-fives* Humpkins. Here at Humpkins, we grow pumpkins. Big, sexy ones. Then, when no one is around, we take the sexiest pumpkin. We hump it. With your help, we can grow a lot more sexy, sexy pumpkins.

A sex toy Shark Tank show where horny contestants present their most messed up Rube Goldberg jerk-off devices to a panel of pervert investors. There are no winners here.

If you hear screaming and the sound of a skull repeatedly bashing against a brick wall, that's me and, no, I don't want you to stop me.

Or we could just consider autism to be just another goddamn form of being human.

I am not at all familiar with trad culture. Does she stay in the kitchen for the rest of time, or is she buried alive with him like the Pharoahs?

Well, my one credit card is maxed out and I have $41.85 in the bank. I’m going to withdraw the dough and toss it into a sewer.

Cardamom. Serveadad.

This homunculus was not bullied sufficiently.

No, that's German for "the, Trump, the."

The Drug Boat / Soon will be making another run / The Drug Boat / Blown up with a massive gun

Named my tits Abbott and Costello They are both boobs one is bigger than the other

throw a stick at the wall and see if it spaghettis

Gellin' like Magellan will come back. I am ready.

Seriously, you dialed the wrong number. That's all the information I have for you, sir. PLEASE BELIEVE ME. No, I do not know where Laura is. Yes, I am sure.

Harrison Butker, the back-to-the-kitchen, women! Chiefs kicker developing a version of the yips where he keeps missing chipshot kicks far to the right, is one of the funnier developments of this year. Six mandatory workplace DEI workshops will fix this.

Does Paul Blart show even our urban commercial centers are subjected to police militarization

Well that was a shit conclusion to a great day. And it's only going to get worse tomorrow and the day after and the day after ad infinitum.

I know it's gross, but if I flushed the toilet every time I pissed my water bill would be higher than my mortgage.

we should have killed the California Raisins when we had the chance

Finch Letter 532: I die and am reborn over and over. My bulbous beak made it impossible to extract tasty seeds so I died and was reborn a needle-beak loser, too fragile to crack seeds. All I can do is stuff these letters in a bottle. The previous 531 all just say “seeds” so that’s what that’s about

boneur

The work of a genius. Behold.

Watching Arsenal v. Man City muttering "Arse-anal and Manchest or Titty" and giggling periodically.

I've got a sawbuck on "being very old but not quite dead."

lol. lmao. lmfao. lmhbo. lmdio.

I’ll say it again, we’re toast as a nation. Most of this country lives in a fantasyland of its own construction. I could go on with the specifics, but what’s the point?

"I mean, the other one fucked him up pretty goddamn good, though. Jesus hated the guy's neck for some reason."

I haven’t had time to think lately and it’s really given me a lot to think about

I think a lot about Americans and America can be explained by how everyone went utterly apeshit in 1975 when Carter introduced the prospect of converting to the metric system.

Sure, we can do it you're way. But, its dumb.

Youth Pastor Voice: You know who else foresaw his life cut short by violence?

Remember when the media took people who claimed "clanker" was racist seriously?

I'm obsessed with M*A*S*H reruns. I watch them Alda time.

me n the guys were gonna jump our loan shark as revenge for him breaking our knees, but we barely got the idea off the ground in the end

A short weird little song I wrote when I was like 15 years old. Haven't played it in at least a decade so forgive my rustiness. Anyone else have weird side effects to medications? lol

My kid: I wonder how much Minute Maid lemonade I drank today. Me: Dunno. But that should be your nickname. Kid: What? Me: Nothing.

"Whelp, he refused to meet us. Whatcha gonna do?"

i don't get post nut clarity. i get post nut amnesia. i enter into the post nut witness protection program. i am taking my vows at the post nut Sisters of Christ convent

I would direct the author to the related coverage appearing in the same newspaper that published this piece.

Bluesky is like if the world was divided into people who are silly and the literal silly police

Also, just a reminder that in order to be able to work with the intricately small nerves and veins and such Victor says he used body parts that were at least 33% larger than average, so canonically Frankenstein’s Monster has a huge dong.

Kinda goes with my last post. Trying to police gender will harm cis women. Because it’s not about safety. It’s not about fairness or “women’s spaces.” It’s about forcing a very narrow perception of what a woman is a supposed to look like.