siri play wilco kamera

siri play wilco kamera

being in new york is going to be so swag

weed got me coughing like ockugh

i hate it when people get hurt on account of my well developed sense of empathy and humanity, which i have

"brewing" (smoking) consuming some "tea" (weed) cannabis

marijuana

i'm smoking weed

i'm smoking weed

that guy who had to cut off his arm when the big rock fell on it probably felt like the rock was jigsaw

babe the way you put me in a deadly trap reminds me of saw

i keep telling my date "this reminds me of saw" every time I get 2db louder on purpose I am about to be screaming

my life is sad and i hate myself like and share

my life is sad and i hate myself like and share

ha ha you have to laugh

music is lowkey so relatable sometimes

listening to wilco yankee hotel foxtrot again and singing the lines that are like my life out loud

there used to be a lot more fellatio in golf I don't know what happened

the us navy is making submarines less phallus shaped in an effort to make the navy seem "less gay" critics say this is homophobic

are all navys are full of gay guys or is it just america

yoda is bald as all hell

thanks for showing me that short form video dude. seems like the person who made it was not very intelligent

there's an old family tradition that on the outbreak of every world war we watch all the star wars back to back

trust me bro the 5th therapist is when it starts getting good

bro, you mind if i huff this

(guy who took one advanced philosophy class on foucault for some reason but not philosophy 101): it all comes back to foucault really

mom not now i'm referencing one of three philosophers i know on my fledgling social media presence

do i want cereal? i believe foucault mentions something about that, the coercive apparatus of breakfast, churning along, hydrogenating our bodies and minds with syrup

what if outside the zoo is the prison for animals and inside the zoo is freedom

at a certain point you gotta look deep down at everything you believe and feel and think and say never mind

i'm changing draft kings from the inside and my $350,000 yearly paycheck goes to a lot of good causes

listening to yankee hotel foxtrot wilco, considering dancing around the room at points

i don't care if no one cares.

i will smoke weed.

i will smoke weed.

gay guy? are you saying gay guy? oh a i, no i don't know what that is

if i was eating a wendys burger i would have a big smile on my face and then i would give a big thumbs up because i am enjoying myself and the burger

i'm a democratic socialist guys, in that politics are mostly a social club for me and I'm a democrat

michael cera broke my kneecaps and then apologized like "I just started as an enforcer, I'm still getting used to this" and i felt bad for him so i let him break my arms too

in the near future programming will primarily be done with a phallus slamming a keyboard, it could be an artificial phallus, with how technology has been advancing

micahel cera goes to prison in latest zany comedy where he suffers unbearable trauma

mom doesn't let me do drills and spin the block anymore

me and the fbi are forming a street gang of all the most legendary rats takeshi 69, benedict arnold, master splinter

michael cera has supplanted takeshi sixty nine as the leader of tre way due to being more gangster

(making shit up to cause trouble voice) if you read sci-fi as a kid you're agp. if you read fantasy as a kid you're hsts. if you read both you're faking it.

michael cera is now a tre way crip

mom says i cant say im a breakfast pilled slopcel anymore

expanding war in the Middle East that threatens to draw in major powers? economic collapse? ascendant fascist movement? bro wake up those things are real we need to do stuff we can't sleep rn

uwu can i have a life wif dignity pwease :3

it's cool how everything in the world is aligned to make a bunch of despicable pieces of shit not feel bad