haha bro maybe it's just the tab of acid we took here at my parents beautiful wood cabin but dude your eyes are so beautiful in this light bro no homo

dude, fore! aha just playing but what if, what if we played golf bro

my bitch wife hates when i golf dude

u guys hear about golf

it is kinda crazy when someone fumbles me dude ngl

oh yeah this is jess, they made lazy puddle person from that drug psa real, it's her

they're replacing oxygen with swag

they're replacing oxygen with swag

dude there's a really fine line between swag and just being too high and you are not respecting that at all bro

u guys ever help an old lady cross the street and have a loving family

dude lord forbid a lady catch a vibe nowadays

it's like i always say bro. boring world

making myself vulnerable but in the scary way that really freaks people out

wazzup

why is everyone always trying to fuck something dude

been getting really into good stuff recently, crazy about the bad stuff.

newly sober rn

feels like im the only one who gets bored and lonely lol

looking forward to when i can say this again

bro sorry again for calling your wife the mother of my daughter

we used to have to just quote anchorman back and forth if we wanted to make friends. times have changed

oh bro i was just listening to hardcore punk rock. like usual.

boob dylan recurring parody character

i was into combustion for a second but now i'm more into other stuff dude, no not sucking dick, bro. stop saying stuff like that. it's like every sentence w u. bro! no I am not thinking about that. Bro no you saying it didn't make me think about it

ah ah ah babe you said no SMOKING weed before the funeral for your entire family + extended family after that carnival cruise thing, these are edibles there is no SMOKING

telling people I'm newly sober whenever I'm not presently smoking weed

my allegorical short story “The Pauper and the Pimp” is now available on Kindle

Babe hold still I need your chemicals to heal me and provide expanded consciousness through divine intoxication

In New York I Chuddy Rock, ler it in my sock

tastefully skipping the most unwoke weezer tracks at the function

hotboxed an asthmatic guy to death aita

definitely gaslighting bro voice: lol bro says I'm gaslighting him

overhearing guy at coffee shop saying "I consider myself a student" of the drums sample from endtroducing verbatim to date

if i'm being honest I don't know much about science book

guys do you want to meet up sometime and triangulate

so what we poop or pee

dont worry every body i have it all unde control #emocouple

mom! shut up! me and my friends are smoking crack! no one understands emo culture.

smoking crack #emocouple

hey, yeah it's me. could u come outside? fell in screaming hell hole again

sorry i missed the birth of our child it's just if I'm being honest idc #emo #emocouple

im goated

retweeting new posts is trading on margin

prob

yeah i realized hunter Burroughs kurt cobain collab being kinda dogshit really fucked me up after a few acid trips dude. you gotta try it. do you want to hear me play smoke on the water

bro I'm having that thing where you want something? desire? maybe but like i already have it and it isn't enough oh yeah sucks it's ok

that's my jazz 5 gram backwoods of hydroponic weed