guys lets go to a cottage and live a life of seclusion, just me though

is someone dealing with all the problems? I haven't been doing much if I'm being honest, some of them are pretty bad we should really do a little something at least

i do not like the news if I am being totally honest guys

i would like to thank smoking a bunch of weed before my brain was developed for making me who i am today

breaking: local dumpster fire smells really bad, like awful

extra extra read all about it

extra extra read all about it

steve from blues clues is back and he doesn't give a fuck anymore he's going 160 the wrong way down i-95 with an open bottle of whiskey siri play creed he yells

the next james bond will be tiny, shrunk with a beam

looking at pictures of old breakfasts to get myself excited for the morning

babe stop whispering sweet nothings I'm trying to hear, are they playing godspeed over this walgreens intercom? oh wait no that's cream of clapton never mind babe

why is the square root of 64 lowkey 8

babe stop whispering sweet nothings I'm trying to hear, are they playing godspeed over this walgreens intercom? oh wait no that's cream of clapton never mind babe

why is the square root of 64 lowkey 8

i have no mouth but must smoke loud

(extremely strained, turning purple in the face): your honor i never smoked weed because i never exhaled

clinton huffed but he did not puff on a bag filled with marijuana vapor

huff weed every day

bro come over lets huff some weed

guys I'm filling up a plastic bag with stuff to huff do you want some

thinking about getting a wilco tattoo at some point that would be badass

our daughter jess is homeless? No no she just doesn't have a permanent place of residence, she is being dramatic

siri play wilco kamera

siri play wilco kamera

being in new york is going to be so swag

weed got me coughing like ockugh

i hate it when people get hurt on account of my well developed sense of empathy and humanity, which i have

"brewing" (smoking) consuming some "tea" (weed) cannabis

marijuana

i'm smoking weed

i'm smoking weed

that guy who had to cut off his arm when the big rock fell on it probably felt like the rock was jigsaw

babe the way you put me in a deadly trap reminds me of saw

i keep telling my date "this reminds me of saw" every time I get 2db louder on purpose I am about to be screaming

my life is sad and i hate myself like and share

my life is sad and i hate myself like and share

ha ha you have to laugh

music is lowkey so relatable sometimes

listening to wilco yankee hotel foxtrot again and singing the lines that are like my life out loud

there used to be a lot more fellatio in golf I don't know what happened

the us navy is making submarines less phallus shaped in an effort to make the navy seem "less gay" critics say this is homophobic

are all navys are full of gay guys or is it just america

yoda is bald as all hell

thanks for showing me that short form video dude. seems like the person who made it was not very intelligent

there's an old family tradition that on the outbreak of every world war we watch all the star wars back to back

trust me bro the 5th therapist is when it starts getting good

bro, you mind if i huff this

(guy who took one advanced philosophy class on foucault for some reason but not philosophy 101): it all comes back to foucault really

mom not now i'm referencing one of three philosophers i know on my fledgling social media presence

do i want cereal? i believe foucault mentions something about that, the coercive apparatus of breakfast, churning along, hydrogenating our bodies and minds with syrup