Jess
@ennui-haver.bsky.social
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i make music
https://jess-on.bandcamp.com/music
and write jessiecool.itch.io
do you have a lighter you ask, i hesitate, what's wrong? well. I hand you my lighter. there's a wad of hemp wick around it. "sorry it's so sticky" i say, why is it so sticky, "I didn't think it would be that sticky" i say
about 11 hours ago
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do you guys know that golfer who smokes cigars, people said i played like him when i was a teen because i tried to hit the ball so hard like he did, john daly was i think his name i don't remember much but the cigars i think he sucked ass
about 11 hours ago
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does anyone have a past annoying argument that was productive in no ways they want to rehash
about 12 hours ago
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ugh let's roll another one and listen to nirvana guys, i hate this pleasant moment so much
about 13 hours ago
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i don't really like super assert femininity or womanhood and it's crazy because it makes it feel like people just assume the trans woman thing is like just an interesting historic fact that has no bearing on the present
about 13 hours ago
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i think it's feminist for women to roll and smoke big joints and i'm not just saying that
about 15 hours ago
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oh yeah buddy well I may talk a big game but my follow through is awful, it is not good, I am all bluster
about 21 hours ago
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i'm like if daria smoked weed and was 31 years old
about 21 hours ago
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no babe I just think there are a lot of female guitarists and that's why they're all over my youtube homepage it's not an instrument men really care about, i don't think there's algorithm stuff going on
about 21 hours ago
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i just made a new type of ai that's better, it's in my garage and some guy says he's gonna give me a million dollars for it unless?
about 21 hours ago
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you know you're posting really good when you make me say "what the fuck dude that's insane bro" and then alt tab for five minutes
about 22 hours ago
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you guys ever have the pharmacist apologize to you
about 22 hours ago
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reposted by
Jess
Domain Holder of Sex.Com for president 2028
about 22 hours ago
im also bored
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do u guys fw john wick or emo music
about 22 hours ago
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john wick is crazy good for how dogshit it is i gotta admit
about 22 hours ago
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don't get mad at me guys but i'm going on a revenge spree through your life completely unprompted and destroying everything you love and then you, even if it kills me. it's like kill bill, or john wick
about 22 hours ago
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don't get mad at me guys but i'm egging your houses and putting potatoes in your tailpipes and when you go to remove it the car is gonna cover your face in soot, or maybe blow up if you don't remove it, so remove it
about 22 hours ago
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under communism the male loneliness epidemic would be worse and it would be good that it was
about 22 hours ago
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men who are kind and gentle are weak and worthless to me just saying it how it is you can't get mad
about 22 hours ago
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i don't know if i believe this fully yet but it feels like a smart guy thing to say and be kind of annoying: I think Macintosh plus floral shoppe is actually quite genius in ways we haven't even begun to talk or think about
about 23 hours ago
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i hate america because if this country worked i'd be rich af. also you would all still be poor. no offense
about 23 hours ago
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pretty proud of this one still :/
about 23 hours ago
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she said it's me or the cannabis and I said babe that's my water pipe, for tobacco
about 24 hours ago
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it's ok bro some of my friends are also very stupid
about 24 hours ago
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it's so funny how you just think like a kind of dumb thing for a few months and then all of a sudden you're only thinking dumb things
about 24 hours ago
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superhero mom was kind of like dune but more indie and yet, more blockbuster at the same time
1 day ago
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bluesky was good yeah there were a lot of good times: superhero mom saga, yeah, and then there were all the other times
1 day ago
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ask me about superhero mom
1 day ago
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i'm the creator of superhero mom
1 day ago
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I can't delete the entire superhero mom saga but it's flopping so hard, unlike the film which was good, before it got axed, for being too good and communist
1 day ago
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reposted by
Jess
Sue Donym, who I will remind you was acquited on all charges,
10 days ago
I. FUCKING. HATE. BLUE. SKY. The younger dolls at bsky make me do ketamine and shout go straight girl go
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guys they're giving superhero mom the axe because it was too good and also communist, it'll never get out. You'll just have to trust me that i had a full length blockbuster feature film. Also everyone else signed an NDA so they won't talk about it. it was called "superhero mom"
1 day ago
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guys make sure to see my full length feature film coming out tomorrow in every major theater after years of work with the disney corporation, it's called "superhero mom"
1 day ago
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in my new media franchise we're not afraid to tackle difficult questions like is it wrong to kill? what does heartbreak feel like? and my favorite: can a mom/hero who is "super", still have flaws that are "human"
1 day ago
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guys hold up, what's michael pollan's take on this situation
1 day ago
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you know someone is smart as hell when they are reading the chart topping book "freakonomics"
1 day ago
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people I think I could roll up and smoke in a blunt without even killing them first: michael cera j cole phil mickleson anyone involved in the production of "hamilton" the guy from the apple commercial who was a pc steve jobs when he had cancer any child most infirm people timothy chalamet
1 day ago
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have you ever noticed that macho guys smoke bongs like they are sucking penis and trying to squeeze out every last drop my mom says she's taking away internet privileges if i send this one guys
1 day ago
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guys hire me to roll your joints and i'll take a kinda long time esp for a professional and they'll all canoe to shit and i'll be like (sharp inhale sound) that one's canoeing to shit
1 day ago
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weed smoking gremlin in your basement that just coughs all day and annoys the fuck out of you
1 day ago
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guys sorry i'm playing guitar again and showing you
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1 day ago
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might start doing black nails so people know I'm alternative and homosexual
1 day ago
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I'm actually the saddest person on here but also the most swag at the same time like lil peep
1 day ago
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the president is awarding me the medal of honor for being really good at times tables in fifth grade and then kind of having a downward trajectory from there and feeling kinda empty
1 day ago
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a lot of people talk about how war is hell, but what about a college prep school and you have kinda rich and controlling parents, that's a sort of hell too
1 day ago
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ok bro i only cried during battle to make the enemy sympathetic and lull them into a false sense of security, i was also doing that when calling for my mom, i wasn't scared
1 day ago
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god grants his loudest weed to his most perplexing white guys
1 day ago
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the one thing i miss about 2010 weed smoking was i somehow always got insanely loud weed and being the perplexing white guy with insanely loud weed was fun but now everyone has insanely loud weed
1 day ago
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waiter, the cheapest beer you've got! no tip!
1 day ago
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rivers cuomo trying to buy an eighth of mids for eighty dollars and getting robbed
1 day ago
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