give me call if you ever feel homey ill be like lenny and carl or fat tony

jane goodall.. i have seduced so many gentle middle aged women by saying they have your essence... have fun up there with linda mccartney and mary oliver

TFL getting too confident with holding up buses to even out the service. Let life have a little ebb and flow guys..

jane goodall.. i have seduced so many gentle middle aged women by saying they have your essence... have fun up there with linda mccartney and mary oliver

I made the repellant pasta that nobody ever likes the sound of

love it when everyones talking about the website

clear as a cucumber 🤩

pret meal deal doesn't include hot drink

babe meet me at tooting common tennis courts.. im going to Show you the real england

i appear to have spent a despicable sum of money on yarns in the fog of my illness

starve a cold, one hundred thousand calories a flu

terrifically handsome guy

i've picked up the needles again. what a rush. dont care if it wrecks my life. nothing like it.

making some unpleasant polish bread to impress a woman 🌞

lets all combine the simplicity of japanese design with the function of scandinavian craftmanship and not tell Uniqlo 😂😂

Find the very concept of Uber Eatsing groceries totally disqualifying from claim to a human soul. You dont wish to pick out your own veggies?

im the cause célèbre of woke dulwich

lowering my corduroys so the constable can scan my digital bumhole and direct me to the appropriate farm

cate le bon new album is so fantastic

i've the gnashing bite of a vicious rat and the gentle touch of a velvet fingertip

abundant with clarity, dignity, and respect this morning ! 😍

flatmate is feeling sad after work.. time to make them talk about cate le bon with me until im bored

pentacle torn

bought myself a chocolate orange at the shops. i felt that it was something i deserve

dinner dipshit who doesnt know what gravlax is

Posted within one minute of my morning alarm

pickling a few figs

un análisis crítico de kim petras

The Booker Prize Shartlist

in arbitration between myself and a crow with a grudge

Kisses for the cook!

spotify assuming that i would like to listen to beyonce once my solange has run out.... grave misjudgement

(wishing to compliment my friend on their hair's glossy waves) shouldn't you be smoking CRACK with HUMPHREY BOGART?

my impression of u so far was really that you absolutely abhorred every last one of your colleagues

making a quiche to share with my favourite colleague for lunch 😊❤️

Had a dream that Bumble publicly released an end of year ‘wrapped’ about my swipes in particular, with a specific focus on racial disparities

Colleague talking about some sort of ‘tiktok rapture’. Can we all just stop winding each other up all the time

your dad's selling pleated skirts on depop

if they take away my quirky polish ladies i swear to fucking christ 🦧

Had a dream that Bumble publicly released an end of year ‘wrapped’ about my swipes in particular, with a specific focus on racial disparities

i expect i shall never become which magazine’s car retailer of the year and im at peace with that now..

im going to overdose on figs

i expect i shall never become which magazine’s car retailer of the year and im at peace with that now..

the nation’s favourite bleach

flatmate has turned my tale of disgust at two guys doing a handjob at the urinals into a seminar on the liberatory politics of cruising.. brother i just dont want to be near cum at a train station

re tweet if YOUR toilet is OPEN to cruisers ✋😄

doing something very gay today (Kew Gardens)

im having the best fig season of my life

Yes, tired of london AND tired of life

off to seduce a beautiful lady anyone want owt