My next door neighbor just stopped me in the driveway to give me some ice whistles, good people exist.

Heated car seats are the best invention of my lifetime you can't change my mind

People are horrible, man

Last night, I was bitten by a radioactive lawyer and woke up with power of attorney.

draw me like one of your conclusions

Heard ice is coming to my neighborhood today, feel so useless. Yes I have the hotline number and a phone but jfc this is evil.

Went out last night, met people (eep), went to a fantastic concert. More live music can fix me maybe.

Feeling a bit "You break it you buy it" about these people wanting to be let back into polite society.

"It's getting to be like you can't even rape the lower classes for giggles anymore" nostalgia is a thing that's happening.

Charlotte - buy gift cards for Manolo’s bakery, which is having to close temporarily because 🧊 is terrorizing his customers. Voted best cake shop in USAToday - the gift cards might help keep him afloat until you can pick up your cake. #ncpol manolosbakery.com

holy shit that’s not actually a reindeer! it’s a camry

Full of spicy mocha and righteousness

muppetized book covers: thread

Keeping good company tonight, the fire demons send their love

Delivery guy seriously was growling through the door while our dogs lost their damn minds and I don't know but I admire whatever that was 😂

I was the last patient of the day and my new neurologist asked me how I feel about AI and we ended up in a 25 minute discussion about humanity, finally realizing that whatever the sci-fi future brings, private health insurance will outlive us all.

I'm so sick of all this shit. I'm tired of having to spend all day posting about pedophiles and AI tech freaks and various other ghouls destroying the world. I should be posting about mailboxes with teeth and airplanes that flap their wings and gollum's favorite songs. Jesus christ

no no the toymaker is geppetto pinocchio is geppetto’s monster

sometimes just for fun i like to imagine a world where metoo ACTUALLY went "too far." these guys would be cowering in their safe rooms rn. we would be crowdfunding bounties. their assets would be seized and their names stricken from history.

Justice would be nice wouldn't it

While I was playing around videoing airplanes flying under the aurora last night, I had my other camera taking stills. Here's 1661 stills connected covering 55 actual minutes. The bright, fast moving streaks are the airplanes. I sped this up faster than normal because we all have swiping to do.

"Indelible in the hippocampus is the laughter” ~Dr. Blasey Ford Sending love to everyone who's triggered af. Or is it just me?

#copyediting No more Kennedies! ❌ No more Kennedys! ✅

Re skeet for my coming birthday:) preddy please

People getting pulled over for reading in public someday soon alright alright

Your cats are all pretty and so are your dogs and also your eyes

I'm not angry just disgusted no wait it's both I'm both

Apropos of nothing I'm feeling good about the fact that this t-shirt is on its way to me. share.google/ClzCmTDXsER4...

They left us for dead a long time ago, we're just slow on the uptake.

Sun's out birds are chirping, ugh I should go back to bed

i was a regifted child

The only thing that stands between you and your dreams are all the things you suck at

everyone on Fox News looks like they would’ve been way richer if they didn’t spend millions on surgery to transform from a lizard to an artificial human.

The big sale ends TOMORROW! Most will be archived and or recycled after the sale, never to be seen again in my shop. buff.ly/QZIAKGN 30% off this beautiful wood dragon. #artforsale #artsale #painting #watercolour #creatureart #cutecreature #fantasyart #supportsmallbusiness

Lookit my stepson's roommate's ridiculous dog omg I love him

The week is almost over and maybe things haven't gone so well. When you need a pick me up, think WWCD. What Would Chuck Do? Bring out Gene Gene, the dancing machine! Chuck is actually the highlight though. 🤣

Excuse me why have the head pats stopped?

The audacity of imagining a better world. Keep that shit up.

cracking open a gatorade because i libbed out too hard last night

And in smaller good news, our town council remains maga-free! 🎉

Lots of people showed up to vote in my neighborhood, and it was just one race on the ballot, town council at large.

Dick Cheney’s death on Election Day is a cosmic reminder of the consequences of your vote

One of our country's greatest war criminals just died, the president is arguing with himself about whether or not to let 40 million people starve, and there is an actual courtroom drama about a five dollar footlong. How are any of us supposed to maintain emotional regulation.

Hey young people just fyi there will never be a point in your life where you feel like you have a single fucking thing figured out so just like… idk have fun and do your best

Adam Ant is 71 today. Hard to emphasise how seismic this was in playgrounds across the country in 1980. For a period he was as big as any act has been. Was he the perfect pop star? I think so. It couldn't last but if you were there you'll never forget it. youtu.be/Rm9drIwmmU4?...

Got my second paper edition of The Onion and it's just a goddamn delight! It feels good to laugh out loud.

Local news story on why MotE/ PRI is special: $̳1̳ ̳m̳i̳l̳l̳i̳o̳n̳ left to raise before the end of 2025 to save the Museum of the Earth at the Paleontological Research Institution in Ithaca, NY. #SavePRI 🧪⚒️ #museums #dinosaurs #Mastodon #Ithaca #fingerlakes www.wbng.com/2025/10/27/m...

If the phrase “Sucks to be you!” were a society.

Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey stuff

We built the bridges We traveled the dark roads We made this bed together