I fake the best smiles.

I’m autistic. Not because of Tylenol. Not because of vaccines. Not because of some headline. I’m autistic because that’s how my brain works. Stop treating us like a problem. Start listening to us.

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Tylenol for breakfast to keep the autism going

They never intended for it to make any sense

If you, like me, are the parent of a neuro-atypical child dreading this autism press conference, please remember: These are the people hurting our kids. Not us. They are the ones stigmatizing and pathologizing them. They are the ones peddling untested science. And we should be very, very angry.

This is the blissful sleep of an absolute bastard who didn't stop harassing us all day until his evening cookie. I want to wake him up and cry at him.

If you're getting raptured this coming week would you do us a favor and put stickers on your clothes with the sizes? Ground shopping is going to be hard enough as it is.

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

I remember waking up on a Sunday and just having a Sunday you know? It was nice, that was really nice.

we wouldn't all die of AI slop if sarah connor had just raised john right

Oh, THAT'S why Hitler and Göbbels were so obsessed with creating animation to rival Walt Disney

Met my new doctor on Thursday morning and she asked me if I ever get dizzy and I said sometimes but it's not usually too bad and then I went home and got really dizzy and I'm still dizzy. Is this dark magic?

For fuck sakes never ever forget that you remained gentle in a life that was anything but.. And that is why I loved you and swallowed you whole.. #brokenpoet

Look, if Antifa was an actual organization, I'd have gotten a bunch of emails from them asking for contributions.

Excited that all the savings I'm going to have from all these cancelled streaming services might help me buy a couple carrots per month in 2026

transgender ideology would say something like "i just want to live"

Just over here rolling around in all this free speech like it's cash money

The people who are okay with violence in society are the people who never imagine it will happen to them.

I miss when a sucker was only born every minute.

Can’t, luv. I don’t want to.

the tea but with muppets: thread

Gonna take a lil break from all the triggering shit today, but I'm glad it's out and I hope it all gets burnt to the ground someday

Fauxmo - not really being afraid of missing out.

An elder care home where the residents cooperate to seek cold vengeance on those who wronged them. An entire community of people working together to track down a guy who was a dick 60 years ago and, if he's still alive, fuck up his day

When using; semicolons; remember you; can't use too; many

wild how quickly we got from "people you're friends with on the computer aren't like REAL friends" all the way to "my computer and i are getting married"

Saturday night drinks and dancing with my party boy Kyle 😎

We were steeped in propaganda from birth and we're still patriot flavored.

My kid is talking about moving out of this country and I hope he makes it.

I know I'm supposed to grow more trusting in my old age or whatever but I've never trusted *everyone* less

0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.

Rocky got his new collar today, another great one from www.etsy.com/shop/MuttStu... (a real human who we know and who supports our local rescues). He's so proud.

I'm going to use mine for onions

I'm sorry this is all my fault, I didn't do the thing and now we have nazis

I just slept through the whole night, my legs rested instead of playing soccer, I woke to the gentle alarm. What the hell is this?

This is the look I get when I'm slacking on the night time treat.

Sshh… we are now witnessing the reclusive Mr Owl revealing that it does in fact take 3 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop lollipop

I blocked that loser, 10/10 highly recommend

You can't convince me this is a Tuesday

No labor is happening

Blanket and soup season

What would great is if everyone just acted like he was dead anyway. Publish obituaries. Just act like he isn’t there anymore. Front it out like they did with the whole “We won the election” thing. Think how furious that would make him.

That Australian Pink Floyd band really puts on a great show, so glad I left the house again to see them and their friends

I really hate AI overview. I always catch myself reading it before I'm like NO.

Woke up to people being hopeful. Not a bad way to wake up.

The worst part of this has been the ones saying it will still be bad without him. Yes we know, Francis, just give us a moment would you?

Just finished my first playthrough of Disco Elysium and I don't know what to do with my life now, what could compare

All this plus loaded up on peaches and heirloom tomatoes at the market, enjoy it when you can right?

how about a dating reality TV series where contestants are just paired up with food