They are not sex pests They are predators

He stands before the Embassy and calmly explains why he’s about to do this, but his voice dies on the wind. Anyway the guards don’t know his language. The old man is no threat with his loosely-robed stick limbs and baby-bird bald head. Then the flash, the bang, the black smoke blotting out the sky.

I thought my brain was being poetic but it turned out to be dyslexia

Childhood books set up some big disappointments for me Turkish delight is not tasty enough to do that Edmund Enid, Hay is bloody awful to sleep in. It scratches and pokes mercilessly Snowballs are not soft - they leave bruises And radiation exposure doesn't give you super powers

She had decided that she would pace herself this Fall

Rode a train and took some notes

A showcase of my smaller works available

I love how capitalism is so deranged that we measure the affordability of a thing by how many coffees you have to sacrifice to afford it. Like the drug we drink to be able to survive our lives of labor is the only way we can understand actual value because money is ephemeral.

me when i’ve lost my lighter

Layering caffeine like the spices of a curry

This is alllll wrong Let me show you how its done

I do have these two available

That sliding doors moment Almost every minute

This is Australia's most iconic book Some could say it was a sacred text of its time

Humbly

Finally a mint made just for me

Be patient I am but a work in progrss

You bet men can have daughters and still say that shit

I cried during a little tic toc about kids telling us nice things about their day For a good fifteen minutes I am not fit for your adult tv

After their homecoming Fed Square gig was cancelled over security fears, Amyl and the Sniffers put $5,000 behind the bar at seven live music venues around Melbourne.

amy’s the beeeeessst

used my Jupiter mug for a space jam blend

OpenAI? well i think they should "CloseAI" ladies and the rest, we got em

Being humble

Same so to speak

you: *talking about how concerned you are with the state of the world and that it seems like literally everything is spiraling out of control* me: *looking for the appropriate time to mention that i finally got my registration letter from the local bird club*

nooo don’t stop being parasocial and entitled your so sexy aha

Well that's interesting.

Childhood books set up some big disappointments for me Turkish delight is not tasty enough to do that Edmund Enid, Hay is bloody awful to sleep in. It scratches and pokes mercilessly Snowballs are not soft - they leave bruises And radiation exposure doesn't give you super powers

On my 44th birthday i had my first Turkish coffee At 9pm but that should be fine - it was deliciously worth it

“For a house, the good thing is level ground. In thinking, depth is good. The good of giving is magnanimity; of speaking, honesty; of government, order. The good of work is skill, and of action, timing.” ~ Tao Te Ching

I’ve seen fingerless gloves, but I would like gloves that are just fingers. I’m not saying they wouldn’t be hard to keep track of but think of the possibilities.

Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.

The Irish Catholic Big Sister is strong in this one 'Oh i have been so spoilt for my birthday i owe everyone a debt!'

Happy birthday me!

You are having this debate on my birthday Get fucked

I was in severely poor physical and mental health when i turned 40 I hid in my shell and said all i want for my birthday is for life to be much much better than this when i turn 50 Well today i turn 44 and life is so much better. So much better. I even have a surprise new baby

A confused gnu is a bewilderedbeast

I have a little collection for sale $70 aus inclusive of world wide shipping

Just sitting here with you

Willy Wonka could have dealt with Musk

Working on some ✨fancy✨ guerilla art.

Installed in a crack in the Delft city center.

This is kinda a big deal for me: the last week has been very stressful & nerve wracking- which sure is not great but !!!! I HAVE NOT HAD ONE BIPOLAR REACTION OR CRASH!!! Even just 8 months ago the stress would have triggered a bipolar event and i would be out of action for a week NOT THIS TIME!!

dont forget to kiss your phone goodnight

And this is where we are at in 2025

Timelapse

Main character symdrome

I have been back in Melbourne for over two years and still have my giddy tourist goggles on