I would post the next NGL but it has the words sensual and alluring in it-so no way but thank you i suppose

Oh and i practiced with my hard hat when on site

And i have never met a girl like you before

Chinese New Year rules because I didn’t manage to change everything about myself and my personality in January like I’d hoped but now we get a re-do

Basically when young i wanted to have the charm of the artful dodger i was shopping with friends when 19. We went to a hat makers shop & on spec i bought my black top hat. I mucked about with it but started dancing in earnest about 4 yrs ago & it went from there The moves i discover as I go

I never understood the whole moist aversion especially when discharge was right there

Work didn't happen today and i am quite bored if you want to indulge me ngl.link/askamelia

i have a theory that when you’re born you are allotted a random, finite number of “awake” minutes for your entire life and when you use them up you die. this thought keeps me up at night which is highly counterproductive

kort rossle

i'm a subscriber (what?) i click through paywalls (what?) i read past the headline (what?) i read the article (what?) I'm a subscriber (wha

#watercolour #landscape #painting #art #watercolorOnPaper

Would

Fudge Judy

Blackpool

I wish I’d scurried through the underbrush more before back pain became too big an issue

due to inflation, a bird in the hand is now worth fourteen in the bush. however, due to climate change, the birds and the bushes died many years ago so,

You should be allowed to have one computer game on your work computer. That should be in the enterprise agreement.

Hey friends, if you have any- big or small to help, it all adds up to hope for one in need. I met Celia in a group I'm in for ppl who need infusions of immunoglobulin to live, like me. She works so hard, and is such a kind soul. She's so dear to me, but has incredible sickness to face like mine. 🧵

Where i work there is a constant stream of happy people with scooters walking by It took me a while to realise that there was because a scooter shop next door gee wizz are people happy to have a scooter They chitter with joy, smiles up to their ears Its the best advertising- i almost want one It

THE LUDDITES WERE RIGHT

The children know how to organise

Blackpool

And i have never met a girl like you before

There is a point where you stop feeling sorry for yourself because there is no time to do so

"If you remember me, then I don't care if everyone else forgets." Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore

Watching the world i find myself thinking about Serial Mum a lot

(first day at the cult) yeah I’m not wearing that

Rufus Sewell gives mad Heathcliff vibes

Sometimes I get a little upset when I live in a collapsing dystopia for many years

I need to try this.

Dave means 'God could be worse'

I make the finest tasting slop Needs some nourishing gruel i am your girlie

cant believe i ran out of jest i was told it was infinite

There are so many names which mean ‘God is good.’ It would be funny if there was a name that was less definitive. Like if Jeff meant ‘God is okay’

It's a bit unnerving, in 2026, just how lightly you only need to scratch many conservatives to have them admit that believe white people are supreme...

Gave my girlfriend a Werther's Original and now she's taken our relationship for granddad

I saw a baby with whopping cough in the icu and people it was so fucking awful and heartbreaking. That poor little baby

I can't watch Muriels Wedding again but you should

Seen in Atlanta.

“i’m shocked that we, the party of tony abbott, who are captured by the religious right and control the attack dogs at news corp who haunt the dreams of every woman who wants to make a difference in this world, have a woman problem” well i’m shocked you can use the big boy toilet all by yourself!

Lockdown paintings

Racism is such a potent motivator for some that you can count on there being a racist undertone to virtually any political statement that is crafted for the general population. This is so reliable that when you hear a spokesperson talk, just be in the habit of asking yourself "how is this racist?"

I probably have said this before but A Big Problem is that most people are still assuming the federal govt/billionaire class more or less have a vested interest in making our country/world into a better place

Occasionally saving a draft that just says something like "love ya big guy, hang in there!"

I just really wasn't prepared for everything to be this stupid.

It’s not what you did, it’s what you didn’t.

All The Questions You Have About K-Pop, Answered https://theonion.com/all-the-questions-you-have-about-k-pop-answered/

Foul foul my country should be ashamed but the people in charge shameless

Wayfair, Society6, Deny Designs, Amazon, Red Barrel Studio are illegally selling Sewzinski artwork and patterns. Do not buy anything named Sewzinski from them. I do not give them permission to use my work. I don’t know who’s getting paid. It’s not me and hasn’t been for over a year.