This is the last time I try to grocery shop an hour before the snow hits

Slept in my Chumbawumba T-shirt, and now I Get Up Again.

I live in rural Somerset, and have been teaching my 84 year old mother ancient Somerset phrases, which I told her I had been researching. Most of these I have made up, and some come from old Wurzels songs. My mother, in turn, has been teaching her friends 'ancient Somerset' too.

It's a cereal for dinner kinda Saturday (Chocolate Chex)

What's a catgirl's favorite wine? A Cabernet Sauvignyan

Holy shit dental office autotext number, shut the fuck up! I filled out the stupid forms, I put the next appointment into my calendar, I am NOT filling out that goddamn survey

Exblep the unexblepted

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These are not the droids you are looking for, Charlie Brown

What does a fishing vessel rock band call their style of music? Albacore

I'm a northerner at heart. The winter southwestern Ohio gets no appreciable snow accumulation is the winter I plan my move to either Michigan or the Northeast

The snowfall is starting to muzzle the outside world

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@talefoundry.bsky.social This video is a top-teir entry point into to the SCP world on the internet. Somehow you were able to talk about the concepts that make SCP work without breaking the mystique of such a weird, everybody's-playing-along project.

I was raised on these streets

Thanksgiving pro tip- downshift your GI tract into 2nd gear so your intestinal lining can apply more torque

Drop something mirrored

Nobody writes horny songs about Thanksgiving because everyone wears loose-fitting buffet pants the whole damn weekend

Sometimes paying for a little bit of extra convenience feels sublime. Other times I feel the residual Catholic guilt creep in and the reek of sloth haunts me for days. This most recent Doordash order is very much a roll of the dice

The siren of solitude Loneliness, her slow poison of choice The freezing water stills the heart Its inky depth smothers connection Breath is forgotten in the numbing calm Her embrace now feels like an iron cage Your final goodbye burbles past your bluing lips Noone hears it over the surf

Heart's on sale for cheap, the disuse is visible and flaky like a rusty fender on a junkyard Ford Ranger

If only those spicy memories that live rent free in your head would at least pay the damn utilities...

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add some holiday spice to your date and tie them to the top of your car like a christmas tree

Columbia and Northwestern are the academic homes to the most prestigious journalism schools in the country and they are the two universities that caved to the Trump administration’s extortion demands that are directly connected to the First Amendment. Just gonna sit with that for a while.

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Oh thank fuck those idiots weren't stupid enough to try and force work on Thanksgiving weekend last-minute

Of you have teenaged boys at home, that's one 5lb bag each for mashed potatoes. These assholes

Drew this for a friend that accomplished a goal of his. I'm very proud of him and glad he liked the art, he loves foxes. #art #traditionalart #pencilart

Post your warning label

Gonna be making a loaf of gingerbread for Thanksgiving breakfast tomorrow. Not gingerbread cookies, not ginger snaps. A full-ass loaf of gingerbread

Either I was just pathologically unaware of drama around Thanksgiving time growing up, or my family genuinely didn't argue or start shit during the holidays. I'm leaning towards the latter

The Breckenridge Vanilla Porter on draft's hitting goooooood after sone fish & chips Unfortunately, I'm driving home so this glass will be the last for today.

Don’t hide your madness. Harness it.

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Good morning guys and gals and nonbinary pals, today is a wonderful day to work on your creative projects. This is not optional, get some work done. This is a threat. Unless you have to do family stuff because it's that time of year. In which case this is a threat to enjoy time with family.

World-famous brewing institution leaving U.S. for Canada #USA to #Canada Since 1872, the famed Siebel Institute of Technology has taught generations of beer brewers the fine art and science of the craft in Chicago. But in a statement on /1 thread www.ctvnews.ca/business/art...

I overslept. Today's B&B is past due. Lovely owners and have given me some time but I need £55 urgently or I have nowhere to sleep tonight. Please help. Shares appreciated. PP: [email protected]

A thing in the gubmint grocery stores discourse a lot of people seem to be missing. Most chain stores have suburban business models. Wegmans, Wal-Mart, you name it. They treat their urban stores, if they even have them, like weirdo experiments. When I was growing up, Trader Joe's didn't exist...

What do they call a chemist who makes sodas? A fizzycist.

Make art.

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard, Charlie Brown

The audio leak of Steve Witkoff advising the Russian side what to do, what to say and how to progress is nothing more but collaboration with Moscow, probably even more. It further confirms what I was writing on Sunday when the US Senators were actively rejected this.

The only good artificial grape flavored candy is grape Now and Laters, fight me

I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.

Tom Hanks branded military vehicles Tom's Tanks

eating 100 gyoza today to spite my haters

good morning