Wait Hundreds of Years Until King Whomp Succumbs to Erosion

Fiction is important because it’s just not safe to rawdog reality anymore

I really need some help getting ££ for either cheap comfortable clothing or laundry, please help if you can as im running out of clean clothes very quickly. Paypal: [email protected]

Relaxing vibes with Lina Comm from @kornodd.bsky.social

Vibe shift in the culture towards earnestness

Please help us prepare for dental & rideshare costs, loss of EBT, bills & next months rent? 💕💸 linktr.ee/wylder PayPal.me/MousePounder PayPal.me/WyldWish Cash.app/$WishMage Venmo.com/u/MousePounder Venmo.com/u/WishMage (We also support 2 other families) Food wishlist: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

Other point of self-own, half of the girls in my class lost interest in the Twilight books after New Moon and the first movie dropped. So we ended up reading more of the series than half the girls lmao

Ok, so self-report from my middle school days. Two of my friends and I actually read all of the Twilight books with the intention of making fun of the books more accurately. Thing is, I was not antagonistic enough to get into arguments with classmates over a book series. I am *bad* at trolling

7 million protesters, 0 arrests. Man we suck at terrorism.

Cool frog for @reksukoy.bsky.social

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally right now?

Brainstorming a Hoshimachi Suisei fanart where she's decked out in a punk rock outfit but with like a peekaboo skirt with her plaid dress pattern over top some acid-wash jeans and I have no idea if I'm gonna cook with this or if it's just gonna be a dud

Ridley #metroid

Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically. Ice in this context translates as body snatchers/kidnappers

Hi, I'm the ProPublica reporter who's been tracking an unusual stat: U.S. citizens grabbed by immigration agents. I did it because the government isn’t. This is what I found.

Do you know what a group of frogs is called? AN ARMY

Boston. Wow.

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.

"A huge amount of people love bike lanes & love having options. Even people that don't really bike that often, mostly drive, but also would like more #BikeLanes because it means less drivers. If you have more options, there's less traffic so even if you're mostly driving it still benefits YOU."

treadwife (tank)

Went to my local No Kings protest, but work kicked my ass last night, I'm going back in tonight, and my people noise tolerance was reaching down towards zero very quickly. Glad I went, but frustrated I couldn't get more into it...

putting spikes on a puppygirl's jacket so she feels cool and punk (it's so she doesn't get kidnapped by owls)

Let’s be clear— no conventional weapon delivery to Ukraine is escalation! French and German troops can join AFU at the front line and it won’t be an escalation because Ru is already using North Korean and Cuban troops. Don’t reward the Kremlin w any response to their ridiculous framing.

I'm going to be in hospital longer than I thought now. Basically until I relearn to walk and can use stairs etc after the amputation surgery Monday. I will need clothes to keep me going, theres a amazon wishlist below or a PayPal just here. Help in anyway is appreciated [email protected]

I'm extremely resentful of Louis XIV. That motherfucker had a lawn and so now everyone has a goddamn lawn and we waste so much money, land, water and poison just to have lawns. Because of Louis XIV. Fuck that guy. The French aristocracy would have fallen because of anger about lawns eventually.

Not gonna lie toddlers absolutely nailed it with naps, buttered noodles, and rejecting authority

There are also butterflies

i just saw a black Acura with the license plate DRACURA i want to meet them and befriend them

Never tell coworkers that short jokes don't bother you or they'll spam the fuck out of em

Gonna be doing some invasive species removal volunteer work next Saturday. One of my favorite local parks had a morning block. I'll be taking some work frustration out on some honeysuckle lol

Don’t worry, you still have all night to worry

Promise me that yall aren't going to platform the eventual "repentent ICE agent" stories that will come out...

It costs ~$70 to produce a year’s supply of insulin. Yet, the average annual cost of insulin went from $2,864 in 2012 to $5,705 in 2016 to $18,000 in 2025. A 25,714% markup. That isn’t inflation or supply chain—It’s corporate greed. Now—California will sell insulin for $11. Make this nationwide!

Define your music taste wth 8 artists - Rise Against - The Bronx - Gold Motel - The Hush Sound - Destroy Boys - Billy Joel - Rush - Dinosaur Pile-Up

What kind of underwear do long-distance runners wear? Marathongs...

Fire alarm went off at work, no discernable fire or smoke. This is gonna be a fun night

Ragged? It’s called Nurgle couture! #Inktober #Ragged #Mortarion #Warhammer40k #DeathGuard

@derparrot.bsky.social You have been Onioned

Recycler

gonna try to draw her goofy brother too

I have no idea why, but I'm a better cook when I've had a few drinks in me. Maybe because I cook more on instinct?

Rum runner's lullaby

"Transsexuality is bourgeois" reflects the common belief that medicine, technology, and any improvements to quality of life are owed to capitalism. The reality is that capitalism holds these improvements hostage for the sake of wealth.

"confess your love" #hiyoctober2025

This is still one of my favorite short interviews. youtu.be/C1Z2BkZaOQc?...