Biz bros love to say shit like, “if I was given an axe and 4 hours to cut down a tree, I’d spend the first 3 sharpening the axe 😏.” If you haven’t gotten that axe sharp in 20 minutes, the next 2 hours won’t help you. Your downy-soft hands have 0 chance of felling the tree in the remaining hour.

Not even joking, last time I saw Dane Cook in anything it was a couple years ago when I still used TikTok and I stumbled upon him doing the begging for gifts on a live stream thing. He was just sitting there, asking kids who have no idea who he is to send him money. Pretty sure he was shirtless.

Workshopping a holiday gift idea to drop: Damascus spudger tools for the fancy electronics builder and/or repair tech. I’m looking for input from the #maker community, would you be more interested in fancy, hard, pattern steel or would you prefer softer tools like brass, or even copper?

Ah dang you’re correct, I do have to love this, based on certain existing rules and covenants.

Ours is named Jeremy

It’s almost as if everything else also requires gasoline to get to stores… 🤔

And so we begin…

I will die arguing that the i in Ai should ALWAYS be lower case, because without serifs, it just looks like Al to me. Also because when intelligence is artificial, it doesn't deserve to be capitalized.

I, too, recently played Horizon Zero Dawn

I think it’s pretty fucked up that the primary crimes you’re told to avoid in the song “Santa Clause is Coming to Town” are crying and pouting. Punching your brother? Nice list. Crying because your brother punched you? Naughty list. Pouting because you were punished for crying? VERY naughty list!

i am tired of having to listen to dumb assholes just because they have a lot of money

Bert and Ernie should have their own show. I don't want to have to watch Sesame Street to see what they're up to. I'm not 5

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Do not quote the olde magicks to me, witch, I was there when Twitter was a website you sent text messages to.

The suppression of imagination is the greatest plague afflicting modern western civilization. send *cough* send tw-*cough cough cough* send tweet.

Charlie as Riddler Mac as Catwoman Frank reprises his role as Penguin Cricket is Batman Dee is Alfred

i've been getting more folks telling me about this and it's not anything i agreed to. it's been stolen like AI steals. please vandalize it if and when you see it.

Saw this sort of thing a lot in the TTRPG space. A (relatively) big account in the space would propose some kind of art contest to launch a product, usually offering the winner a more than generous share of resulting revenues, and folks who had no interest would hate mob it into nonexistence.

Jeep people are just Truck people who think they’re Subaru people.

This is the most Wisconsin-ass story I’ve seen in a while.

Post your warning sign

It is actually illegal in several countries to sell catfish without hush puppies.

Jeep people are just Truck people who think they’re Subaru people.

Thought this was a Star Wars tweet.

Fuckin’ kids out here Strawmaxxing

What a sad, sausage party of losers, con men and dupes. Bye bye!

Statistically I think die of some sort of infection.

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I chime in with, “Haven’t you people ever heard of Funding global soft power?” No! It’s much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of callous hate and bigotry.

📌Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during this two terms. I bet you don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.

Something tells me Nintendo USA didn’t approve this illustration for the movie theater bar.

i believe this is related to the rise in people who are utterly incurious about anything not directly beneficial to themselves

Please, for the love of all things holy, if you ever learn that something you posted is fake, delete it. Do not counter with "but it feels true" or "it's an exaggeration but people will know that" or any other garbage. Delete fake images and articles. We need to be able to trust reality.

It really isn't fair to expose Alex Jones to Tim Heidecker like this, the media equivalent of giving a medieval peasant Doritos.

I am going to be a massive humorless asshole about woo-woo shit, no matter how seemingly harmless, for the rest of my life due to this. astrology, homeopathic medicine, etc etc it's all bullshit and it's not fucking harmless. there are people who will die due to this who would have otherwise lived.

This is a great look at exactly what my particular concern is with “AI”. No, don’t blame Claude. Don’t blame your hammer. Don’t blame your wrench. YOU made the claim. Where you pulled it from is your own problem.

The fact that nobody can tell whether or not the domain has changed hands yet is definitive evidence that Jones lost this fight long before it began.

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

Hey… shut up. These epiphanies are between me and the anvil.

I’m thinking of calling it “Grnder”

Make It Myself xkcd.com/3233/

And which group is conspicuously absent? That’s right, the dinosaur haters. News flash: the best dinosaurs (triceratops) were also dinosaur haters. That’s why they had the horns, to hate on other dinosaurs. If you included the dinophobes in your poll, the best dinosaur would clearly come out on top

Pivoting my garage workshop to AI, please send me a million dollars thank you.

Still thinking about this note I found in the children’s section of the public library when I worked there back in 2018. This kid tried to warn us…

“You come at the kings of economic terrorism, you bette—“

Since we’re all making fun of Rod Dreher, I think about this at least once a week