I don’t like it.

Iceberg lettuce sucks anyways. It’s got no flavor and little nutritional value, it adds nothing to a dish but water and texture, which you could easily get from a better lettuce.

I’m glad they had Tom Holland do his American accent to avoid the anachronism of an English accent in Ancient Greece.

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This is deeply disingenuous and, frankly, a dereliction of journalistic integrity. A quick glance at Yum! Brand’s annual filings reveal that this is common language included every single year as an investment risk factor. The most recent filing is no different because the risk is always present.

Girl, that many people ate at Taco Bell in Detroit before noon.

10 months ago.

My teachers actually used unique identification codes for us when I was in school, too, except instead of numbers it was words and instead of being assigned to us by a computer they were pre-assigned by our parents. Some even let us use our own if we didn’t like the ones we were given.

whenever I see any of those guys talk im like "oh we are just weird bugs to them. our experimental existence gives them some feeling of godhood". everything they do seems to flow from there, and they can do Anything

To be fair, this is literally what he’s been deliberately building towards. Like, he’s literally been insisting that he’s on a quest for immortality while being aware of, if not obsessed with, these very stories. Smart money says he drafted this statement long before his diagnosis.

I know the bleeding hearts are going to be all pearl-clutchy about Lindsey Graham but he was no angel.

Doing some product research #blacksmith

Literally supervillain shit.

you don’t have to say nice things about lindsey graham we are past that cultural moment, largely thanks to the man he knew was one of the worst people alive and deliberately enabled at every turn he was a bad person and did awful things and you can just be honest about it

Banger.

20# of steel + about 100 gal of propane = this: #blacksmith #bladesmith #damascus

As a proud inheritor of Sicilian genetics and culture, I’d like to point out that the Risorgimento came almost a century after the Declaration of Independence so the concept of being an “American” is almost a century older than the concept of being an “Italian”.

You can’t cancel me, I was never green lit!

It’s like your last sleepover, but with a stranger in an interaction most people have always tried to avoid.

Did you know there are people on the senate payroll who may not even be ALIVE!?!!?! Get Elon on this shit, suspend patrol and benefits for all members of Congress who cannot prove they are alive.

Learnin’ to waltz like a proper gentlm’n. @arkadykoshka.bsky.social and I are taking dance lessons to not look like middle school prudes at the wedding, so my autistic ass is rediscovering in real time the sociological role of dance steps as a non-verbal signifier of belonging to a social group.

Kay, so, how do I convert to solar without getting fucked over by a scam? It seems like solar equipment leasing MLMs popped up the faster than legitimate providers, I’m suspicious of D2D guys. Do I just need to save up and eat the cost all at once or are any of the financing contracts legit?

“Noooo they don’t feckin smoke it while you’re sat in restaurant, Bob!” Is part of my permanent lexicon.

“The rules said you weren’t going to fact check.”

Happy “Blasting Music That Means the Opposite of What You Think It Does” Day to those who celebrate.

this video from the bbc about texas bbq is frying me

Listen. I spent more than a decade as a theatrical technician, rigging stages, hanging lights, flying scenery, etc. The number of times I have dropped anything on a stage with performers on it is zero. The number of times I’ve dropped something that might’ve killed someone is zero. This is major.

I forgot to add #blacksmith so this post could get to people who know how cool my special steel is.

Finally got my delivery of 640# of specialty low carbon 1006 steel!

I’ve never understood this part of HC culture but I support them as allies in carcinization.

Is eating the bugs punishment or is eating the bugs elitism, because it can’t be both.

This is basically the politics of every white male boomer who was born too late to experience any draft.

…will that disc have the game on it?

“It’s my disc in a box!”

I didn’t believe people when they said wedding planning would bring friction to the relationship, but here we are.

Some real gems in here

Merry Christmas. Shitter was full.

Hell yeah, dude, free Ecto Cooler!

this guy is crazy if he thinks a bunch of money and fancy tech will ever get Speed Racer to turn his back on family

My theory is just that a shitton of r&d went into graphics cards because it was important to nerds* who then had to explain to their bosses how to blow up the roi. (*aspirational)

As usual, a qualified professional totally foresaw why the crony stooge’s easy fix would fail.

Not my best work, but felt like this was what's on the menu for Bsky today.

Now accepting investors for my new startup, SpaceY. The potential is infinite+1 so if you don’t invest your idiot progeny will be slaves to my immortal cyber children.

all this talk about DISCLOSURE DAY and no one's discussed the weird way he ties it into E.T. at the end?

Happy 80 1/12 years, Mr Curry!

A gift I didn’t want and also have to pay for myself is exactly what I’d expect from the guy.

Wait, you mean none of those games were released in 1964?!🤯

Is there any possibility, now that he will officially be recognized in history as the winner of capitalism, that he’ll finally tap out and just go rot in a k-hole?