k but i want a Peanut Hamper lego set please and thank you

Such good friends. Best friends.

was just saying this yesterday — the problem for Trump is that while federal politicians are the beneficiaries of authoritarian consolidation at the state and municipal levels, the local politicians they need to fall in line have to live in communities that hate them and may well put them in jail

It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!

Don’t forget—COMIC BOOK CREATOR BLOCK PARTY this Saturday at Revenge Of in LA. It’s ALL DAY, food, fun—and I’ll be there during this signing block with a boatload of other cool folks.

SATURDAY: If you're a nerd in LA, this is a free convention with the best comic book, animation and geek talent you can find. It's friendly, fun and they have the awesome pinball machines in a room that's a recreation of the Nostromo.

In the last month at O’Hare International Airport, federal agents have repeatedly abducted rideshare drivers with legal work permits from their cars and disappeared them to immigration jails or fast-track deportation flights.

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

it doesn’t get any clearer that america’s betrothal to fossil fuels is about letting energy companies pick our pockets to prop up their obsolete industry

I do think yesterday’s results reinforced the dynamic that while much of the American leadership class is chickenshit, most of the electorate is not

Accidentally got to this dinner an hour early because I’m an idiot so I guess AMA while I sit here like a dummy.

Autocorrect got me good today. Changed "Thanks so much" to "thanks slick" in a work email, so now people think I talk like Tommy Lee Jones in The Fugitive.

No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong, it is right. No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness, it is a strength. No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited, it is unlimited.

Sic semper tyrannis, bitches

No, I must not repost the whole timeline.

Trump orders full invasion of Klendathu

Savor this moment, friends. They couldn’t buy their way to a win. They couldn’t racist their way to a win. There are more of us than them, and we fucking beat them. And we can keep beating them.

It feels so good to believe in people again. Holy shit was tonight a shot in the arm. I hope every spineless CEO and sitting official takes sees what’s coming and makes changes now. We have a long way to go, but imagine how great this will feel when we keep showing up. Voting matters. Congrats all.

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

White House   Maid Shrieks After Spotting    Melania  On Ceiling

On this beautiful morning in Astoria, I cast my ballot for our city and our future. I hope you will too.

100%

seems bad! www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...

New Godzilla being Zero Point Zero means he's going to join a fraternity and drive a dean crazy.

Horatio The Lobster

If you see any business owners belittling SNAP recipients for accepting government money to get through tough times, maybe look them up on @propublica.org's PPP Loan Tracker to see if they got any of the $793B in bailout money (96% of which was forgiven) projects.propublica.org/coronavirus/...

CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: VOTE YES ON PROP 50 NOV 4TH (FUCKING TUESDAY) cadem.org/yes-on-propo...

Things I’ve been enjoying: CHAD POWERS on Hulu- a sports/ deeply absurdist comedy. Loved the finale. THE BRIGHT SWORD by Lev Grossman - an Arthurian story without the Arthur. Every knight becomes my new favorite. ABSOLUTE DC - Wonder Woman and Batman are my faves but all titles are extremely fun.

It’s basically Deep Space Nine.

As a consolation to our Canadian friends, Los Angeles will now embark on one of our greatest traditions: burning down the entire city with illegal fireworks

I don't have a feeling about baseball but Los Angeles has been through hell this year and something that makes this city feel good is good

Now breathe

That was the greatest baseball game I’ve ever seen.

I’m enjoying the games and the drama, but I honestly believe if I was a real fan of either of these teams I’d be dead from a coronary.

I’m a Cubs fan, my kids are Dodgers. Tonight they’re learning about STRESS!

Gerry is so cool to give out comic books for Halloween. I would have been so happy as a kid to hit this house. Probably as an adult too.

Hey folks: Be careful out there tonight. I bought a razor blade and it had a Snickers in it.

as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism

TWO Solar Opposites Halloween specials are available for your screaming pleasure. Watch on Hulu and/or Netflix! 🎃🎃👽👽

Happy Halloween from Star Trek and the haunted horny candle that makes you have sex with the ghost who had sex with your grandmother

In the future none of this is going to make any sense! Which is great!

i’m continually struck by the joy zohran has brought to this election and the absolute venom with which it’s been met.

been super inactive on here but i'm back for a sec to tell everyone to GO WATCH SOLAR OPPOSITES SEASON 6!!! #SolarOpposites