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#ParallelTreks Ship The Enterprise D from the slightly more purple universe. This is one of my favorite deep-dive jokes in Lower Decks. Both because of how obscure it is, and because I have this toy. In fact, after this episode aired, I found mine and immediately added it to my Trek Christmas tree.

For all the but how can we afford space exploration folks…this means we’ve already spent more on this war that started last week than Cassini cost in the 26 years it took to build, launch, and operate it.

Finally watching Lower Decks and while I am not exactly a Star Trek pervert I absolutely love it

If a cat starts to purr you only have ten seconds to throw it before it explodes.

had a dream last night that a British rapper rhymed "my gun" with "cardamom"

This moron has no idea how much of a third rail this is. If he goes through with a public fight with Dunkin he will never live this down. In the words of my people "fuck ya motha."

restaurant manager: hey so, sorry to bother you, but is that a service animal? it's just, we have a policy- jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool

Project Hail Mary was great! Saw an IMAX screening tonight and it had all the good stuff: ✅ Jokes ✅Gravity coming and going ✅Science mysteries ✅Best friends!

My debut book of comics is officially LIVE for PREORDER!

whether war, vaccines, or critical infrastructure there is contingent of the right that seems to believe that their security from the worst things that happen is some kind of metaphysical principle rather than the result of specific historical processes that could've gone otherwise and still could

Bleh

Not gonna link to the giant freaking robot article, because they want the outrage clicks cos its the only way they get any traffic with thier mediocre writing, but I will say that if it wasnt for young women there would be no Star Trek and frankly there would be no Sci-Fi. Star Trek is for Everyone.

In these trying times, I strive to occasionally Basic Post. As our blood boils at the daily crimes against humanity both here and abroad, I will post about toast being “too toasty sometimes” to center you in the hope of normalcy returning.

A rare Wordl W today in honor of Wordl. ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Taxmaxx these fucks so they scurry to fund public works with their names on them.

okay so sounds like some of what's happening here is that he's deliberately letting the word "oysterman" do an ENORMOUS volume of misleading rhetorical work here, when in fact he's something more akin to a high-end specialty restaurant supplier??? lmao oh my god what a transparent grift

if you kept a dog in a kennel, starved, tortured, and kept killing its puppies at random only to then suddenly proclaim all that in the past and swear it'll be a great pet going forward you wouldn't just be a monster, you'd be a fool. and yet when states do that to peoples ...

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The animation in this is just so beautiful and perfect. Music’s great too! youtu.be/ucRulNQsuYQ?...

A gross cold is making the rounds in L.A. - my fun tip is that allergy med Allegra D is often better than cold medicine. 💫

1970s bank robbery kit by Mattel

I do actually think there is a serious imbalance on this app. A lot of politics and not enough culture. Some of that has to do with the fact that Black Twitter mostly went to Threads.

sure the pedophile felon president just illegally bombed a country that may have nukes while federal forces under his command murder and harass people in america and immigrants are tortured and he moves forward with plans to build concentration camps and sorry idk where i was going fuck all of this

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

Paramount should enjoy its growing news monopoly while they have it because when Democrats win back power we are going to break up these anti-democratic information conglomerates. All of them.

I fully lost my mind this is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard???????????

Bluesky's own @diane.dianeduane.com, they mean. 😄

No but this is entirely correct

stop calling us nazis just because we are invalidating IDs and rounding people up based on their skin color and putting them in concentration camps and sending them off to foreign gulags and using all that nazi imagery and banning books and dont forget about all the pedophilia. so just stop alright

As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.

how come there's a thousand songs about love but only one song about some guy named "Bruce" who's bringing you down

“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.

Every appearance of the Spock helmet only gives it more power!

I'm sorry but I can't help myself: the best fruit discourse is poisoned by conflating "average one you get at the grocery store" with "best you've ever had.". The classic example is peach, the average grocery store peach is dogshit and the best you've ever had is a transcendent experience

This is non-fiction but lands as visceral (as per author's point) social horror. Only it's entirely real. And that some, even many, won't understand, intuit, or feel any sense of the horror at all, will only see cause to celebrate and wonder what the big deal is, is part of the horror itself.

Can't fuckin' believe I'm doing this but here goes: Twitter is a mind prison, a true jail of career advancement. I stopped posting on there and within months I became the CEO of The Onion and I'm not kidding. Went back on last year, felt worse, then left again.

Pretty amazing that comms person at FBI called my @ms.now colleague @kendilanian-nbc.bsky.social a liar and demand a correction only for Kash to post a photo from the locker room

Just your reminder that if you do not train an AI model, you just don't train an AI model, and if you do not feed a human, that's murder and you're evil.

The Solar Opposites would have loved this

Netflix please I can’t do this today

“We were stunned [about the prescience] for a while, but we’ve really gotten to the point where it’s really sad. It’s just sad how predictable and lame and obvious and wrong it all is. Fascism is just a total fail in the end.” www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-featur...

Les Wexner's attorney during his House Oversight deposition on Epstein: "I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words, OK?"

Watching Alysa Liu is so god damn inspiring and I really don't know shit about skating. But I love someone artistically expressing themselves and flying around like they aren't affected by gravity and having fun while doing it. She's awesome!

Her father fled China because he organized student protests during Tiananmen. He was a political refugee. The story of this family, and Alysa Liu, would have played out very differently today. This is what we're losing. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/19/w...

Strip Law is going to be old school Adult Swim great. Cullen is the funniest guy ever and he put together a criminally great team of writers, artists and cast for this! Make sure to DVR it on Netflix.

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"If man is to survive, he will have learned to take a delight in the essential differences between men and between cultures. He will learn that differences in ideas and attitudes are a delight, part of life's exciting variety, not something to fear." ~ Gene Roddenberry

They said it. We’re all thinking it.

what I want people to feel, when they look at South Korea and the UK and Brazil holding elites accountable, is that it's possible here too. Elect true leaders this year and in 28, empowered - but also driven by us, the people - to hold the criminals accountable for their crimes. It's possible.