Prompt: Encapsulate the last 10 years in a video 15 seconds or less.

Well, sad it’s over, but Cape Verde? Mad respect. That was incredible. Once more with feeling.

BOOOOOOOOOO. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. JUSTICE FOR CAPE VERDE

The ref should simply let them play until Cape Verde wins

BELIEVE.

On my way to the UK and hoping CBeebies has some new, twisted magic that’s as good as this goober.

Time enough at last.

VERY disappointed the Empire State Building climbers were not Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce.

We must repeat.

As I read more posts I realize…

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And the mayoral election in Los Angeles this fall is going to be pretty interesting.

You hate to see it.

Chef's kiss, salute, tears, all of it

Let’s at least hear it out. H/T @ryanthomasriddle.com

"Aggressive algae." 🤣

SCIENCE IS GOOD 🙌🏻

We’re really gonna regret wasting the name “Watergate,” huh

Move that henceforth all television shows and movies must contain Stephen Root. Frankly, this is long overdue and is probably the move that will save Hollywood.

In case anyone else missed it...

Still holds.

I would die for my country Cabo Verde, a nation I totally knew the location of prior to 10 days ago

Two days ago I “predicted” all of this. Satire is dead. It just up and died.

Art of the Deal.

A visitor fell into the Reflecting Pool today

Actual security footage of one of the algae terrorists racing from the reflecting pool. Be on the lookout for possible accomplices Johnny and Scott.

Did you know you can just watch a Star Trek? Whenever you want? You can just turn on a Star Trek and feel good all the time. There is infinite Star Trek and if you know how to use the internet it's free, and it's like taking your brain to a brain spa. I forget this sometimes but I remember now.

No way can these be real I thought. But they are.

Awake, awake! What new horrors await?

I love this. Unmute.

If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed

Will this be the summer of letting your swimming pool go green to own the libs?

Do we have a Memorandum of Understanding with the algae yet?

I come bearing narrowcast memes.

Green is the new blue.

About to have two hours at ORD so odds of me having a Chicago Dog and buying popcorn today are no longer tradeable on the prediction markets.

The Reckoning is long overdue.

Residual Algae is my new band name. On tour soon with Trusted Sources.

Roku has been among the worst for data privacy. They have consistently rated among the largest data collectors in the streaming hardware space.

It’s water damage. That’s why the experts trust their home improvement projects to Thompson’s WaterSeal.

They tried to hide but I got em anyway

A federal judge has ordered all Sears signage to be restored by midnight EST.

NBA is rigged! when Spurs had 29 point lead the game should have been immediately stopped and Spurs declared winner. Instead officials decides to play "4th quarter?" and Knicks "somehow" score enough baskets to win. Fraud!

Look, this makes a lot of sense. They just kept finding and counting more points. I think everyone can see something isn’t right.

Siri, what’s the opposite of a slump buster?