Oh for fuck sake. How is anyone still falling for this bullshit? You can’t just dig tunnels in Florida. Our unofficial state fish is the sink hole. Anyway. RIP Harry Potter land, swallowed by Elon Musk’s giant unfinished hole in the ground probably.

Looks like the Starfleet Academy episode is up. Enjoy!

Hold on murderous robber let me go to my wall and grab my antique knife. It's shaped like brass knuckles so give me a minute.

let's check in on the government's new nutrition expert Grok

Okay, I’ve heard all the criticisms. I agree now that my plan to create a Jonestown on Mars was foolish and dangerous. I will instead be building a much more achievable Jonestown on the Moon

"So right before I died, I did my own research..."

Not being able to understand Bad Bunny is quite the complaint after decades of the right not understanding the lyrics for "Born in the USA" and "Fortunate Son."

If I had to pick a common theme of the Super Bowl ads this year it’s a clear win for DYSTOPIA.

SpaceX shifts focus from something that it will never do on Mars to something it will never do on the Moon.

Is this the first time a convicted rapist appeared in a government sponsored PSA during the Super Bowl?

the patriots can still win if mike pence has the courage

Kid Rock is just another name for Epstein Island.

Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle

Seattle’s W tonight stands for Woke.

PUNTER 4 MVP

Cris Collinsworth sounds very sad about how this is shaking out.

All these ads where they’re like “help AI replace you at your own job!” Pretty stupid stuff!

Worth repeating.

‘Memba NFTs?

the bushes were people 😂

So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh

Trump’s Super Bowl halftime show criticism was not super specific and was posted on the hour. Prewritten, scheduled Truth Social post?

Lay's: Our chips were lovingly grown in small family potato farms throughout the great nation of America Pringles: Fuck our chips

My takeaway from this rant is even Trump didn’t watch that Kid Rock thing.

All the AI spots are telling me the crash is coming.

Super Bowl recap.

In case anyone forgot or didn't understand the reference www.wgbh.org/news/2017-10...

We now return you to the previously scheduled stagnation.

lol

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/

Almost time for the Beltway Meltdown.

What is the over/under on Stefon Diggs fathering a child during the game?

Well, the Patriots literally allow their jets to be used for ICE deportations.

going great already lmfaoo

Happy Bad Bunny Day.

Had an urge to watch some Lower Decks last night so I cracked my blu-ray set and I gotta say, there is a noticeable difference in quality between the discs and watching it on streaming! Everything is crisper in ways that I didn't expect to notice. Anyway, buy your favourite shows on physical media!

Happy KMFB Day to all who celebrate.

Strongly suggest folks avoid preview footage and trailers for this week's #StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy episode.

Of all the things in the history of the world that definitely did not happen - this is the pinnacle.

This is pretty on the nose. Should send the script back for a rewrite.

Timeless wisdom from an 800-year-old AI. #StarTrek #ParamountPlus #StarfleetAcademy

Washington Post meeting the moment with a report on purse ketchup.

Today is March 2162nd, 2020.

Just checked to be sure. It’s STILL January.