This is shocking to me in part because I genuinely did not remember that he was still alive at this time

He never misses!!!!

"The single determining criterion for involuntary commitment is danger. Is the defendant a danger to himself or to others. You think you got the horses for that? Well good luck and God bless, but I'll tell you this: The last place you want to see me is in court."

It’s convenient that the new Robyn single already contains my review of it: dope, dope, dope, dope, dope, dope, dope, dope, dope, dope, dope, dope, dope, dope, dope, dope, dope, dope, dope, dope, dope, dope, dope, dope, dope, dope, dope, dope, dope, dope, dope, dope, m.youtube.com/watch?v=viti...

No one is ever going to receive an email from me again that does contain the sentence DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT. Simply too good.

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I will be deep inside a two-hour meeting block when Robyn’s new single debuts tomorrow. This is suffering on a scale I have never known

US senators will say anything. "Standing up to donald trump gave him more power." No it didn't. That isn't true.

God-tier comment I just found on a Reddit thread about why THERE WILL BE BLOOD is still not available on 4k

Nobody told this face that the Coen Brothers stopped making movies together

I have to hand it to them, it's an incredible bit to publicly lose a game of chicken, admit that's what happened, and then spend the next day lecturing everyone about courage and tenacity

Just noticed on an old VHS that Robert Patrick was wearing a NIN shirt when he was 3D scanned for the T-1000. That would have been 1990, so he was proudly supporting his brother Richard Patrick, who was in a new band called Nine Inch Nails at the time.

It’s wild to suggest this is a circular firing squad or something when it’s millions of citizen Democrats who hate it versus 47 elected Democrats who conspired to surrender for nothing. We’re not fighting “each other,” we’re fighting you. There’s only a few dozen of you, but you hold all the power.

Just watched the first PLURIBUS. Vince Gilligan is truly our finest auteur of “what am I gonna do about this corpse” logistics. One of his best motifs

The 30 Rock episode with “how do you do, fellow kids?” is closer to the release of Windows 98 than it is to today.

Somehow Ben Shapiro arrives at the correct conclusion about Twitter before nearly all elected Democrats (even if he doesn't act on that conclusion)

What a banger

This is how I’m gonna look every time someone hits the dislike button on one of my posts

We had fucking congressional hearings over Mortal Kombat.

This is really impressive. They invented racism.

Acquittal on a SINGLE MISDEMEANOR CHARGE brought to a JURY TRIAL. These people genuinely have a humiliation fetish www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

it doesn’t get any clearer that america’s betrothal to fossil fuels is about letting energy companies pick our pockets to prop up their obsolete industry

“You can sit in a basement with weird people and say weird things. It’s a free country.”

Bring back the 3-inch CD single immediately

Beshear: Let me be clear. The president has both the funding and the authority to fund snap during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.

Announcing this on LAS CULTURISTAS... [tears up, salutes gayly]

There's an old saying: "You give people the choice between a Republican and a Republican, and the Republican wins every time." You rarely see it proven so thunderingly right as it was last night.

Yes. I’m still sitting on my account, so every now and again I pop in. And every single post they push is designed to make you feel angry or smug.

Perhaps more aloof cartoonists should run campaigns. My followers…… this is your moment…….

BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students. Follow AP for live updates.

stay tuned

i'll tell you what, i'm enjoying this night of making my haters my waiters at the table of success

A lot of Very Serious People will be pretending to be confused about What This All Means as a way to avoid the simple inconvenient reality: Voters like it when candidates are kind sincere non-weirdos who are passionate about big popular ideas that will actually help real people.

according to @jessyedwards.bsky.social of @hellgatenyc.com Curtis Sliwa just said on stage that he was offered $10 million to drop out of the race

Once more, for old times’ sake

Schumer had a chance to repudiate the gutter racism and Islamophobia of Cuomo's campaign and he just fucking didn't. And that is disqualifying. He should be ashamed and we the voters should make sure he feels that shame.

whew, per the Board of Elections, we've hit 2M votes in New York City

Look what they’ve done to Charlie Brown

score one for "the pundits are projecting their own preoccupations onto the electorate"

It is critically important that we build this man a Truman Show to live inside where he can be made to believe that Cuomo won. It’s the only way to get these Good Posts to continue

sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively

Here are two of four painted remarques I’m prepping for @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social in a couple weeks. These are on the inside, cover of the Hellblazer Dead in America hardcover. If you’re there, you can find me with the crew Scott’s collectibles! Cannot wait to be back in England.