Become invulnerable to blunt "ok" texts by always reading them the way Freddie says it in "Under Pressure."

I’ve never seen this kind of body language from somebody not doing close-up magic.

C'MOOON, ROGER DEAKINS

I've picked up a new hobby. I thought it was knitting but it is actually just yarn-buying and it is killing me.

Just found out my whole life has been a secret Cloverfield thing. Please give me time to process.

Oh no. I think I have to finally learn how to knit. And how to do yarn math to size a children's pattern for an adult.

I understand he’s an attractive movie star but what is it about Ryan Gosling uniquely that makes people want to buy clothes off him? Why am I shopping for these socks? And actually is it kind of cruel to make an average person think they can wear a satin scorpion jacket?

My variant cover for MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS #1, out June 3! Traveled to the past to tell 6 year-old self that we get to do Power Rangers art professionally a few times and her heart stopped, I am fading away in all photographs.

Had to get some PROJECT HAIL MARY / disheveled scientist drawings out of my system.

I got to do a variant cover for WONDER WOMAN #34, out June 17!

This image came to Jim Broadbent in a vision when he first stepped onto the set of 2001's Moulin Rouge and he didn't know what it meant but it felt important.

Do you remember the first time you saw a guy get all his teeth knocked out of his head

I blame everything going wrong in my life on my gut microbiome the way kids do with their imaginary friends.

wow all the stars are out tonight

I guess if I had to live my life all over again I'd set up a junk email account for political donations.

Can’t remember the last time I heard a crowd cheer during a movie but that happened tonight at PROJECT HAIL MARY (which I really liked, and I hope Lord and Miller make a kajillion dollars).

I've seen Wally Wood's 22 Panels That Always Work a million times but I guess I haven't been paying attention because why did this take a turn wally

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Do you think the Bond films rang up any other children's authors to be screenwriters after Roald Dahl. Richard Scarry considering the offer while drawing a bug driving a peanut

"Frankenstein is the doctor," I warn people on my way out of spooky urgent care

Every time I want to give up I put my clothes in the trash like Spider-Man.

If there's "blood work" there should also be "blood fun" where they draw a couple mL and tell you your fortune -- like we know it's not real it's just blood fun.

Visited a recreation of Henry Darger’s workspace/apartment today like I was in my PJs being shown around by a ghost.

I got to do a variant cover for W0RLDTR33 #20, out April 15!

does anybody want to go half on warner bros with me

Could somebody hide figure drawing practice in my food like pills for a dog

Been reading Absolute Wonder Woman and I dig it.

Watching Alysa Liu and remembering, "Right, what we do is supposed to be fun" like I am also in figure skating.

I don't love guns but I do believe more sports should have a shooting component.

I feel like I'm not doing enough but if I do more -- and this is true -- I will die

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No idea who's playing but I hope Bad Bunny wins.

sad books

sketch break

Sometimes you hear a cover of "Warm Leatherette" and you can just tell they're not a real car crash fucker

Reading that insane Norway message and thinking about how often I won't text something to my friends because I'm worried I'm bothering them.

this pot is making you aggressive

I had to see this height in person.

You know how you can put hands in pockets if you don't feel like drawing them? You can do that with anything, really. These horses are in a pocket... This whole background... These eyes I can't get to point in the same direction -- pocket.

Oh, okay, Defunctland is perfect background noise for drawing, I get it now.

I got to do a variant cover for EXQUISITE CORPSES #10, out February 18!

Scared to drink this coffee because if it doesn't fix my brain I don't know what I'm going to do today.

My own gay hockey show is being overshadowed by this bullshit just because I insisted on "accurate hockey teeth" and "seeing them a lot when they're having sex."

Laughing at the thought of someone deeply grappling with separating the art from the artist for Dilbert.

If you have trouble focusing at your desk, consider blinders. Cut out wasteful meal times with a feedbag. Motivation is easy with a little guy hitting you.

Which fashion house would you want to capitalize on the story of your murder? I think I would choose Loewe if premeditated, otherwise Saint Laurent. Comment below!!!

NOT NOW, NEW FOOD PYRAMID

Read some political stuff + played Breath of the Wild + took some sleep supplements right before bed last night and this image came to me in a dream.

A cool thing this year: TWO GRAVES made @bookriot.bsky.social Best Horror Comics of the 2020s, in fantastic company. bookriot.com/horror-comic... Delighted the book left an impression; very proud of what we made. @anniewu.bsky.social @mingdoyle.bsky.social @adityab.net @jenmargretsmith.bsky.social