I for one am not at all worried that the most powerful people on earth have optimized my society and my brain to be ultra-reliant on the misery machine we keep in our pockets.

App so cute you had to make fanart #focusfriend #pixelart #art @hankgreen.bsky.social

I tell you what, learn a little bit about cancer and people who think you can cure cancer with diet or supplements do look very silly. This is why cancer biologists have such a hard time not being snarky.

I am so jealous of this oblivious pile of fluff.

I just saw a TikTok like “the motivations of assassins don’t make sense anymore” but boy have they never. Hinkley shot Reagan to impress Jodi Foster. Oswald was such a complete mess people just assume the CIA did it. Guiteau killed Garfield because no one would make him an ambassador.

Been pulling myself up out of a well of not feeling motivated for a few weeks now. It's amazing how much I've gotten done in that time, but it's been WORK.

They don’t want a civil war they want clout

Absolutely awesome @hankgreen.bsky.social! youtube.com/watch?v=iWuF...

It’s ok to put the phone down.

Ultramarathons being a Group 1 carcinogen would be so freaking weird. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/19/h...

If the composition of the char on a grilled hot dog were listed in the ingredients, it would be illegal to sell because of high levels of nitrosamines and polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons which are both banned as carcinogens in the EU and US. Weird!

Maybe infinite content was a bad idea.

Yall, I have news about watermelons.

Hello, can I farm you for “things the bean might say” in Focus Friend?

As a guy who got a cancer that was probably caused by a virus, I think we should have /more/ vaccines.

It turns out I did need this.

A lot of things about society suck a whole lot but one of them is that some single person will get filmed being a dickhead and then we’ll spend a full week hyperfixating on them. It’s like the entire internet has pathological rumination.

2026 Hanklerfish Begun…

Hank Green coming in hot with the best summation of the situation at hand in regards to renewables + energy pricing. #solar #energysky youtu.be/39YO-0HBKtA?...

A very nice lady at the grocery store today asked me if I was Hank Green “from Bluesky” 😳

It sucks that guys get so caught up in fighting for status among men that they can’t even admit a woman is hot because she isn’t the “male-culture approved” kind of hot. Letting other men decide for you which women you think are hot might sound kinda gay, but it’s actually extremely straight.

There is only one thing more cringe than “God Bless our First Lady. She, of course, is wiser than all of us” and it is “I am the U.S. Energy Secretary and I talk to ChatGPT about how to cure cancer.”

If you're using focus friend, can you do a quick check and tell me how many socks you currently have? Even if it's, like, zero!

Got this question over email…anyone know why these perfect circles appear on air quality maps? Must be an artifact of some kind, right?

Normalize making up words when you’re naming streets!!

@vicmmic.bsky.social asked @hankgreen.bsky.social all the right questions...or made all the right declarative statements in this episode. Get all the answers now at youtube.com/complexly

I fear that I am about to become a monster...

The fuck is a cantab?

Ward 3 Missoula city council primary text message campaigns really popping off this year…

Turns out some of the “we want small government” people kiiiinda wanted the government to be just one guy.

I listened to a podcast this morning where they repeatedly said “you can’t think without writing” and just to nip that one in the bud… That’s wrong (there are many illiterate people and they all think) and also dumb (Socrates was famously both illiterate and had thoughts.)

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I’d like to wish @hankgreen.bsky.social a happy “nice”

People will say I should run for senate in Montana like my digital footprint isn’t littered with shit like this.

Self honesty is self care* *I wrote this in reply to a tiktok about how Matthew Lillard as Shaggy with the body of a woman is hot, so, take it with a grain of salt.

The year I was born. we basically had no idea why cancers happened and now we understand the underlying force behind it with 100% clarity and the molecular forces behind it with many orders of magnitude more resolution. We were entirely in the dark, and now the room is lit.

Hello! If we did a widget for Focus Friend, what information would you like to have there?

New Update 😂 @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social

New Update 😂 @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social

Everyone who runs an LLM loves that they get to be the architect of entire human realities, but they love it secretly because they know how dystopian it is. Except Elon, he loves it loudly because his audience is super into how dystopian it is.

Welp, @hankgreen.bsky.social's weird little bean-buddy app helped me clean my office. I cleaned the office, the bean made socks, balance was achieved, dogs and cats are now living together. Also I gave the bean a potted plant.

Cock Blarnet!!! 🐓🤬

I just got off the phone with @bobabria.bsky.social and she informed me that the bean having butt cheeks was my idea. This was news to me, but also I am very proud to have been responsible for such a ground-breaking feature.

It’s beans all the way down.

While Elon Musk prepares to sue Apple because he says it’s impossible to get Grok to #1 on the App Store, here’s a picture of me with @bobabria.bsky.social, the sole developer of the app that hit #1 on the App Store yesterday.

Somehow I love coffee even more now. @hankgreen.bsky.social

Number Two App on the App Store 😳

Weird question...but if your first language is something other than english or french, can you send a voice memo of the way people who speak your language tend to pronounce croissant to [email protected]?

Focus Friend is currently the #4 top productivity app on the App Store 😯

Sometimes I have to do my therapy over Zoom and most of the reason I’m bummed out because my therapist’s office is so cute.