my curse is owning dogs that constantly get called the wrong breed i love my ~aussie~ (border collie) and ~doodle~ (standard poodle)💫

The home shopping channel looked different today

that don’t impress me much by shania twain is the first song i have a memory of and tbh it has been a guiding light for me

“trump was agreeing with mamdani-“ oh you’ve never been around a hottie who made you so nervous you just started smiling and nodding??

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i wish i was a puppy falling asleep in a hand

family member is exhibiting stomach virus signs i see my future and it is treacherous

Tuberculosis HATES my cozy little drink habit

a reunion that like 12 nerds will be excited to see

LOVE when i take the trash out and there’s a fresh bag waiting at the bottom of the can me from 2 weeks ago was actually a beautiful angelic genius

prepare to be sick of me!!

if you have a legal but unsavory scandal as a content creator, you *can* just… get a normal job anything is possible💫

i would be a weird dog cloning rich person and that’s an unfortunate thing to realize about yourself

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please tell posie you like her haircut

stop putting things i want on the top shelf at the grocery store!!

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why is it summer outside

i don’t know how i’ve ended up with two stage 5 velcro dogs but wow they do not ever leave me alone

“gubernatorial” sounds fake but okay

so proud of my close personal friend!!

i love learning historic lore about my friends

dancing with the stars continues to piss me off!!! i hate this show!! (see you next week)

“Hank Green was on QI!” That’s not how we remember it😌

i would be a great famous person to interview cause i’ll just say whatever

laziest coworker on the planet

how am i supposed to be a hockey fan when all the merch is ugly??

happy halloween!!🐾

milk duds and rolos are the most underrated halloween candies

vet: this is such an early ear infection! i can’t believe you even realized it! me who realized it bc i was sniffing in my dog’s ears:

A haunted house is scary, but waking up and realizing you’re out of coffee is scarier.👻🎃

tag yourself

IT’S FINALLY WORK FROM THE PORCH SEASON!!!

i was worried about people going hungry so thank god we are investigating joe biden’s autopen. this will help us!!

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got compliments from my dentist AND hygienist gonna be riding this high for days!!

@ the people of georgia

vibe

harry styles has never released a bad song and we don’t talk about that enough

BRING WHIMSY TO ADULT SIZE SWEATERS!! i want embroidered dogs on my clothes, too!!

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take a drink every time you see a Canadian comment “you don’t understand how bad this is😔” about american politics

i finally found it MY BEAN SOUP!!

Which Dot are you?

reset the counter

now is a good time to donate to your local food bank if you can!

my very toy driven dogs were refusing to bring a ball back to me after i threw it so i went to investigate 💫it landed on poop✨

our social media algorithms sometimes get taken over by stan war content and normal people can’t tell that it’s happening. they think it’s good faith criticism of media when its actually UNHINGED STAN BEHAVIOR.