i’m me but 30

okay please leave him out of this

Your battery %, your past P4A character: 1-20%: Jarrod 21-40%: Beanie Sandfurbs 41-60%: The letter Q 61-80% Ol Trash Water 81-100%: Silly Ray Cyrus Which character are you?! #P4A2026

I TOLD YOU

I’M SO BACK!!!

bad things happening: too many to list good things happening: i won a 3 hour game of Plunder last night

“why is the right so obsessed with minnesota now?” … would you think for like 5 seconds please

people we meet on vacation has me giggling and kicking my feet to the fullest extent tom blyth the man that you are!!!

The first We’re Here of 2026 just landed in your inbox!🎉 You can also read it here: werehere.beehiiv.com

A very unserious Bingo card for things you might already be doing. How many can you check off?

people on tiktok buying merle poodle puppies from pet stores feels like rage bait created for me specifically

We welcome anyone interested in becoming a matching donor for P4A! For those looking to give $500 or more, the matching fund is open until February 8th at noon EST. Donate at projectforawesome.com/matching #P4A2026

i love paying $260 to find out that nothing is wrong with my dog, she’s just stinky poopy butt girl

i’m working on we’re here for the first time in like 3 weeks WE’RE SO BACK

FINALLY SOME GOOD CONTENT

his cone got crumpled in his sleep

i just saw a VERY lifted truck go through a drive thru while i sat inside and that is the corniest thing i have ever seen like sir why are you way up there

my favorite thing about hank is that we communicate a lot but i know basically nothing about him

Coffee to start the day, tea to end it, and an emotional support Dot for all the moments in between.

first monday of the year vibe

i keep my class ring, a ring from my grandma, and a few more little sentimental jewelry pieces in a little bag together I HAVE LOOKED EVERYWHERE FOR THE BAG AND I CANT FIND IT!! we moved in 2024 but i have a photo of one of the rings in our current house so they are here somewhere but UGHHH

i’m not new to this i’m true to this

being married to a nerd is so silly like why am i learning about titanoboa while eating dinner

WHICH HOUSE IS YOUR FAVORITE? vote!!

Bluesky Nerdfighteria Wrapped 2025 is here! bluesky-nerdfighteria-wrapped.austinwitherspoon.com (I crammed this in the last few days, let me know if you have any issues or questions!)

if you’re presented with new/better information about a thing, you don’t have to dig your heels in and be pissed off because you liked the incorrect conclusion better. it’s fine!! you’re fine!! i’m wrong all the time and am still cool

GET JOE KEERY IN A ROMCOM IMMEDIATELY!! ITS URGENT

i am the “aunt on dad’s side” to all of my nieces and nephews this is a curse!!!

i colored my hair, did a hair mask, AND have a face mask on so don’t be shocked when i look unrecognizably beautiful tomorrow!!

if you’ve never followed me when harry styles was active i’m sorry for what you’re about to see

I don’t know what any of this means, harry. just know I’m prepared to spend money.

harry soft launched the next era just in time to announce it during my birthday month😌

NEW HARRY IN 4 MINUTES IM SCARED

imagine being a billionaire and arguing with people on bluesky on christmas eve YOU COULD BE DOING LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE

my 2026 bingo card 💫

Which Keats & Co tea are you? (We won't judge how low your phone battery is.)

the way some of y’all are wrapping presents gives me chills in a bad way CRISP CORNERS, PEOPLE

how am i supposed to feel festive in these conditions??

people we meet on vacation AND bridgerton next month!! WE’RE SO BACK!!!

everyone say happy 8th birthday to ray-ban!!

The LAST We’re Here of the year is waiting for you! Read it: werehere.beehiiv.com

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seeing “hey payton” in emails to the we’re here gmail is so shocking every time as if i don’t talk about writing it like once a week … how do you know about me🤨🤨🤨

best walk buddy

The Project for Awesome 2026 livestream will be February 13-15, but what is P4A? These are the #P4A2026 important dates to remember!📆

my 5 star reads of 2025: 1. Remarkably Bright Creatures by Shelby Van Pelt 2. Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir 3. I Who Have Never Known Men by Jacqueline Harpman 4. Everything Is Tuberculosis by John Green 5. Sunrise on the Reaping by Suzanne Collins 6. Great Big Beautiful Life by Emily Henry

i’m going to post all of my 5 star reads from 2025 and you have to pretend i have unique reading taste, okay?

scary dog privilege (she judges)

if you’re rich but you don’t live in a scenic location you are pissing me off DO RICH BETTER!!

Evening routine: 1. brew tea 2. sip tea 3. hate tuberculosis