good morning!!

everyone say hi Posie!! she’s 4.5 months old and 27 pounds of black fluff

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he has no idea that his life is about to be turned upside down🤪

second listen thoughts!! top 3- the fate of ophelia opalite ruin the friendship bottom 3- wish list honey cancelled i like it more overall upon second listen, but it’s not a fave.

🕯️this album will grow on me🕯️

okay i’m clocking in for swiftie duty!!

WE’RE SO BACK

i’m about to become a dan and phil stan account again idc

i just got back from vacation, i’m sick, and im anxious is now a good time to cut bangs??

going through my email after 6 days off work is so wild i have no idea what anyone is talking about💫

please enjoy these photos of my dog jumping to catch a toy, each a different angle and taken on a different day, courtesy of his boarding facility

back in the US!! *sigh of relief immediately followed by groan of anxiety*

“should we buy some extra paracetamol to take home with us, just in case?”

$300+ per night hotels have LOVED giving us a 3-in-1 shower product on this trip STOP!!

do we think the rental company will notice

we’re so back

1. made an islander purse in scotland 2. left said purse in a gas station in ireland 3. called gas station in a panic 4. THEY HAVE IT!! THEY SAID THEY ARE KEEPING IT SAFE FOR ME UNTIL I COME BACK IN 2 DAYS.

my husband is driving manual on the left side of the road with no car play and i’m eating $30 of irish snacks in the passenger seat

never say dan and phil aren’t educational youtubers bc when i was asked what medicine to take for a headache in scotland i said paracetamol with zero hesitation

if you are even slightly rude to one of my friends i will truly never forget it. oh, they’ve forgiven you? I HAVEN’T!!

i hate leaving my dog so much!!!! I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO TAKE MY LARGE AND ENERGETIC DOG IN THE PLANE CABIN BC I AM SAD WITHOUT HIM!

“i asked grok-“ cut the mic

i am thankful every day that i don’t have a large audience online but y’all aren’t thankful enough that i don’t i would be a problem

everyone say hi buddy

3. A mug of Keats & Co and a dream

i’m seeing the mcelroy boys tonight!!

i could never be an educational content creator for a lot of reasons, mostly because i’m not that smart, but also if i had an online friend and they made call out style content about me bc i got something wrong… i would never forgive them. and that’s SOOOO common?? i simply could not take it

i used to think blocking people was some sort of weakness, like i couldn’t handle people being mean/ugly/whatever, but i have learned that i shouldn’t *have to* handle it!! I LOVE BLOCKING PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET!!!

sorry if i seem like im in a bad mood IT’S BECAUSE I AM!!!

anyone know how to be productive when you feel like this?

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i should be allowed to be mean on the internet like once per quarter without repercussion this seems fair!!

now is a good time to turn off video auto play in your settings!

settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off

“heaven is being told good job, and it doesn’t have to be an authority figure. payton said it once!” okay well i am an authority figure so jot that down

have concert tickets for big names always been this difficult to get??

i cannot handle criticism of my friends like i simply won’t be hearing it

yessss i can’t wait to break my camera 😍

ticket reselling, i hate you

harnessing every ounce of brain power to think of where UK power adapters i bought in 2019 could be

idk what has happened to griffin mcelroy but i hope it happens to me next

how many sweaters/cardigans do you own?

i just learned about kissing bugs and i am already afraid of bugs!! i don’t need more reasons!!!

he renamed the DOD so he can make stock market puns mark my words

i remember being really excited for the future because i thought it would be way better than *whatever the current moment was* that was nice

diabolical that everyone is casually bumping into harry styles in nyc but me (im not in nyc)

i’m incapable of sending one text at a time

3 pm vibe

i play hide and seek with my dog often (i always hide and he finds me). tonight after he found me, he ran off, ignored me when i called his name, and was lying on our guest bed in the dark WAS HE HIDING???