you know what time it is (2:40pm)

rabbit or squirrel?

my hog cranking bill is going to be outrageous this month

how many dunks would you say you've slammed?

greg bovino caught on camera eating piss today

Godzilla is a lovely name for a child

really liking the baby pliers

you know those horrible ai slop videos of dead celebrities or old celebrities meeting their younger selves? just saw a facebook post from a blue maga account that used that horrible ai fad shit to make a montage video of ppl killed by ice. they are all smiling and shit. it's gross as hell

NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang likes people to piss in his eyes. He says it "stings, but is refreshing."

what are the 3 g's? guns gays and goofs everybody knows that

nobody talks about how dumb planes are. oh you're just gonna float around in the sky with your wings? be serious

i need to spend some points on my skill tree but i can't decide between 5% stronger piss stream and 30% more piss

honestly, this might fix me

exploring the healing properties of provolone

I'm here to help hamburger and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum

penising hard or hardly penising?

work hard, piss harder 💪

about to put the system on trial. anyone need anything?

real gamer hours

they look delicious

that special kind of horny you get after eating a costco hotdog

close-up ingrown fingernail extraction set to cutesy music

payday! feels so nice when that $623 hits your account

can i say something deeply unpopular? (no i cannot, ppl love everything i say)

buy these if u wanna get kicked in the pickle

i've just been informed that i won the nobel pee prize. the prize for peeing good

socrates loves san dimas

Thank you for your service, COVID-19 🫡

we should hunt them down and vote them all

bay-beh

guess i gotta drive to buttfuck iowa tomorrow

we're having donkey burgers tonight. come on over

you ever eat egg?

been accidentally biting my tongue a lot lately. thought you'd like to know

don't chew cough drops challenge difficulty level: impossible

maury asks the tough questions

going to the mucus ER. anyone need anything?

Doing this challenge called “January” where I try to make it through the whole month of January

posting is basically the bravest thing you can do in any situation

rewatching battlefield earth

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if trump goes much further i fear theyll have no choice but to write the next strongly worded letter in all caps

two moments that stuck out in my mind. 1: the submarine interior (electrical closet) where they mounted a monitor on the electric panel. the screen was blank because they forgot to add graphics in post 2: trained medic in a fully stocked medical room badly taped a credit card over an open wound

incredibly unbecoming behavior for a FIFA peace prize holder

now watching: titanic 2 15% on rotten tomatoes 1.7/10 on imdb

265% bleeding? 😍