i invented the concept of leaning on things

thinking about stating an opinion as fact. perhaps regarding food. has this been done before?

thinking about opening up a pee hole repair shop

fucking the bullshit man for free bullshit

saw a double-decker bus on fire this morning, which as we all know is a good omen

Will Asbestos Make Make Cotton Candy Obsolete?

a commonly overlooked benefit of being named walter is that you can say "yo baby, you wanna ride the walter slide?"

'tit smoke' would be a pretty cool name

sometimes you see old naked man ass. it happens

if indiana finds out you've been gone too long they make you come back

don't worry bro, i won't tell anyone you used to watch seaquest

sometimes i read a post and have no gosh dang idea what they are talking about. and i think that's really nice

hauling out one ass cheek in the middle of the airport to get scanned at the biometric checkpoint

if you keep posting, you don't have a bedtime

setting video game difficulty on easy and the shit talking the video game for being so bad at the game

i know what you need

be honest. how many weed did you smoke?

it is now illegal to crack on. sorry british ppl

just met a neighbor. he started off by saying he was drunk and later went on about how he's a violent guy and very strong. he seemed nice

1 bucket of falafel pls

W/o downloading anything new where are you mentally

buffalo-style chicken tikka masala

i put the jizz in beverages

i cut my own hair (humble-brag)

what's half of 35? no one knows

amen (jk)

"""""""kraken"""""" open a dr pepper if you know what i mean

i think i should be the person to decide what god meant in all religious texts from all religions

poll: who would win in a fight? crocodile dundee or indiana jones

this could have just been an email your honor

i think what i like best about blusky is that it's a christian website

"mcdonalds? yuck!" said the office manager while smoking a cigarette after earlier mentioning shes back on ivermectin

can't find my slut hat so i can't go out tonight 😔

Dont give up

if you were a worm i'd hate you

ah shit. i think they already ran that beautiful bean footage. i think i missed it

i just opened a can of worms and it's honestly a real mess. why did no one warn me?

saw a fuckin ufo

just how big were these cigarettes? here’s an artist’s rendering of their gargantuan size

i dabble in unemployment

tell em dr crud sent you. they're not gonna know wtf you're talking about

hot milfs in your area locked in parked cars on a hot summer day

babes are to blame. babes did this.

fleshlight sounds very similar to flashlight. ppl might get confused

looking up cool babes and hot bros in the yellow pages

if there were aliens i could beat them up, but I wouldn't need to because of mutual respect

misread "wet shart" as "wet shirt" because i am pure of heart

birds can wear hats

i only pay attention to good omens