Rapture can’t be imminent, my mother hasn’t sent me any prepper gear that I don’t want and didn’t ask for in a few months

Getting home from a trip is crazy because it’s like, oh you’re the most tired you’ve ever been? You have to do one hundred tasks before you can sleep

idk if disney/sinclair/nexstar understand how bad they fucked up by angering the disney influencers. i don’t fear god or kpop stans but i do fear disney adults.

Me: “ugh my car might be on its last legs, idk what to do” Fred: *4 pages deep on Facebook marketplace looking at fuck ass Maseratis*

now gavin,

the things keeping this nation together are crumbling

I just watched the Knights of Guinevere pilot because I saw people on here talking about it and holy shit yall

I can’t find that post asking if your content or tone of posting have changed since moving from twitter to here but mainly I think I’m just less unnecessarily pissed off all the time because this website allows me to effectively mute and block people who have bad takes

If Democrats want to continue to erode Trump's support with young men, they should be trumpeting about how his tarrifs are making their video games more expensive, I'm not even joking

Some of you guys could stand to be ardent fans of 1-4 sports franchises that just absolutely suck ass. Nothing will teach you about hope, or about the fleeting nature of power, than watching the Sacramento Kings.

The overly online refusal to comprehend that most people aren’t online to the extent we are really gets me some days and today is one of those days

lmao

Lisa Barlow is so unnecessary to RHOSLC she can actually just stay on that “business trip”

Angrily calling to cancel my sister-in-laws subscription to Disney+

If I never see another photo of Marcus Ericsson’s wedding it will be too soon

Googling “can you overdose on lactaid” before going to an Italian restaurant

well,

Breaking: Disney Adult Now VPN Grownup

this is the shit i want to see

I’ve seen so many posts that are like “cancel your streaming services and subscribe to independent news sources instead” and like yeah do both those things but they are not the same?

It’s crazy how bad a lot of you seem to want to give up

If you’re dropping your streaming services and looking for something else to entertain you, I am once again telling you to get a Dropout subscription so that I can talk to you about all their shows

I know there’s better fried chicken than Raising Canes but the Texas toast, man

I think this is perfect, you can’t make me not be excited about this. Also not immediately greenlighting a whole show is crazy

landed at DCA at midnight coming home for Christmas during college. My mom forgot to come pick me up so I sat there until 2am

Finding out that an astonishing number of people listen to 5 or more podcasts

Aw fuck Whitney’s gonna win isn’t she

It’s crazy how much taller and better looking Dylan Efron is than his brother

What a backward score. Should be 93% at minimum

Doing the tried and true west coast DWTS fan first night voting method (10 votes to everyone who isn’t a tiktok influencer)

I almost forgot that the season premiere of DWTS is tonight but I didn’t, I remember

Too easy

In a work time crunch but also the sleepiest person in the whole world

deadly lemonade sun radioactive shrimp moon exploding wine rising

Live your life in such a way that when you die everyone just talks about how sexy and kind you were

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It's not going to look good on almost anyone but I do think it would be good for society if we moved on from the Everyone Trying To Look Like The Normal Guys In Top Gun Maverick era and did this instead

Just gonna pretend the flags at half mast are for Robert Redford

No Thermal and no clashes with Le Mans. I’m pretty okay with the IndyCar schedule for next year

The healing power of seeing the ocean cannot be overstated (and also having an extremely good meal)

If I were to start living más, I would not tell anyone. But there would be signs.

The Mondays just keep getting more Monday-y

The crazy thing about misinformation is at this point, fact checking isn’t super hard. It just really seems like people are completely lacking in the desire to do any research and I really hate that

Einbinder on saying 'free Palestine' during her Emmys speech: "It is my obligation as a Jewish person to distinguish Jews from the state of Israel. Our religion and our culture is such an important and long-standing institution that is really separate to this sort of ethnonationalist state."

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

Watch Bravo, win Emmy

also "people of faith" doesn't mean conservative christians thats not a synonym

If you can’t handle me at my sports posting then you don’t deserve me at my cute dog pictures and funny quips