One thing that Long Beach has that I’ve never seen at any other race is literally a full bar every 50 yards or less

reminder

I love seeing indycar drivers. They’re so small. I could easily knock over Will Power (but I won’t)

My instagram algorithm has finally figured out that I’m a youngest sister

“You can’t complain if you don’t understand-“ I can and I will actually

I don’t think that AI is directly causing the issues with bluesky, I think it’s more of a karma thing

I’m being sooooo chill about the fact that my birthday is in 3 weeks

Spa treatments all the time. I would be so exfoliated.

Setting the world record for sleepiest Abby

Got a car racing question at bar trivia and Fred and I immediately became the most insufferable people

However, I’m really happy about how my new belt and the watch Fred got me for Christmas go together. We’re getting somewhere

Are these women both failed clones from the SOLDIER program that produced Anya Taylor-Joy

That’s the same woman and you can’t tell me otherwise

Showed my nail artist my idea for my birthday nails and she said “oooo that’s so cool” so you can’t make me feel bad about myself actually

Bluesky says it’s gonna be Steyer, Instagram says it’s gonna be Becerra, local news says it’s gonna be Porter ugh someone do something

Developing your personal style as an adult is almost as embarrassing as having a crush as an adult

gonna start referring to anyone who wears Louboutins as a skinny footed bitch

I should not have to know about any beef that happens between two blonde women

Okay I made a hair cut appointment but I’m not getting a bob!!! I mean it this time. I am sticking with the bangs and long hair look just less long

It continues to be baffling to me why anyone would choose to be in the public eye and then do crimes (this could be about congressmen or Real Housewives)

I was raised in a mixed faith Jewish and Christian home and I’ve often wished my parents had just picked one so as an adult I wouldn’t feel like if I embrace one tradition I grew up with, I’d have to deny the other one so I just don’t do either. But I’ve never felt like neither side wanted me lol

SharePoint wants me dead

This is Sadie. She was finally reunited with her human, astronaut Christina Koch, after her mom’s voyage around the moon took her the furthest any human has ever been from their dog. She can't wait to hear all about the universe. 14/10 (IG: astro_christina)

Knowing exactly where Ashley Iaconetti got her renn faire ass corset and dress that she wore on RHORI is unfortunately exactly what you should expect from me

It is good to remember that the Venn diagram of Christians who own multiple gun lockers and Christians who actually know what blasphemy is are two separate circles

Pope Leo patrolling the streets of Gotham with a baseball bat muttering “who’s soft on crime now bitch???”

Hello I was driving all day. I gather the biggest news is that Ty Gibbs wore some sunglasses

Very funny day to see a sign blaming Sacramento for the gas prices (the sign was there before but still)

Spring nails 🪻

My body doesn’t regulate temperature well because I have POTS and wearing distressed jeans helps a lot with not overheating so idk maybe don’t comment on a strangers clothes because even if it’s just a style choice, it’s none of your business 🙂

Got a weird vibe from the Mother Mary trailer so I checked the cast and crew and the director is my nemesis David Lowery. My gut never fails

I need a lackey to do my bidding. An underling would fix a lot of my problems.

also if for some reason people are worried about the CA governor’s race, the only risk is that the field is so split that two Rs end up top 2, so swalwell dropping out actually helps there if it’s D vs R all the D has to do is stand up and say “hi I’m a democrat” and they’ll win, I could do it

Swalwell's endorsements got nuked from orbit

It would be so cool if people running for local office could tell me where to get yard signs instead of it being a secret mystery

One of my ear lobe piercings that I have had for 10 years has decided it just doesn’t want to do this

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I cannot think of anything that sounds less fun than going to Coachella

Pretending you invented liking something that’s quite popular is such odd behavior

As a candidate seeking to replace Eric Swalwell in Congress this fall, I have issued the following statement on recent reports of disturbing allegations against him. He must drop his bid for governor and resign from Congress. Read my full statement.

I should be able to log washing my hair as a workout

Everyone is being very mature about how many times they’ve said “erection” on this NASA broadcast

I want all of my tax money to go to space missions, libraries, and health care

Nobody is this excited when I go to San Diego

It’s so small. There’s people in that tiny thing and they went to the moon. Humanity is amazing

Aaaaaand crying

my new voting slogan: "Tom Steyer, I Guess? Everyone Else Is Worse"

Maybe we just shouldn’t have a governor

Fizban turned on the PS4, he wants to game

I’ve thought about this more and decided I will allow people to say “chic” only if they say “très” before it.