No way I’m staying awake for this whole thing

I know we love to make fun of the drivers for whining but I do think this sucks pretty bad

That anthem absolutely rocked, they should all be like that

I got so much sun today and the freckles are back in a major way

I am so tired of being told that because I live in a coastal city I don’t count as a Real American and it is especially grating coming from my own party

These massively popular protests are cringe and they pale in comparison to my foolproof tactic: yelling at other kinds of communist on a niche Twitter clone for former Jeopardy contestants

Every single loser criticizing No Kings looks like this to me

At this point, if you talk shit about mass displays of displeasure with the administration, I can only assume that’s because you are the side of the administration

Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice streaming now

I still don’t know who Lindblad is and I’m pretty sure it’s none of my business

Getting back from the bar drunk and then having to watch F1 qualifying is a special level of hell

PANK SNEK getting an outing @peculiarityshop.bsky.social

Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice streaming now

Been shopping for wedding guest dresses and man people sure will be charging $500 for polyester

I’d never heard of this Lindy person until you guys started talking about her bummer of a romantic life but it’s further evidence that not enough people have internalized this

So happy for Kaori 😭😭😭

Fizban’s new favorite toy is a tennis ball which has, needless to say, confused the dogs a lot

Good morning

I can never get Botox, I need people to see the face I make when they say that they asked ChatGPT something

I can never get Botox, I need people to see the face I make when they say that they asked ChatGPT something

No pajamas I’ve ever worn have been as comfortable as a too-big-for-me tee shirt that my grandma bought me at a museum

Tried an Olipop, disappointed to say that it’s not bad, especially as sources of fiber go

Should we all reintroduce our baseball allegiances for a quick reference? No explanation 1) Whoever is playing the Dodgers 2) Giants 3) Padres 4) Fuck the Dodgers

I shouldn’t have to go to the doctor to find out why I’m tired, I should be able to tell

not much of a gamer so i could be wrong but i always dug this guy's vibe. he seems possessed of a noble and valiant spirit.

I write in cursive because I was a weird child, I do not think people should be forced to do this

Why am I always the hungriest at 11:15pm

Overheard a guy at the gym say that he spends 2-3 hours there daily and I’m still confused

If you don’t know Rabbids they’re basically Minions but simultaneously more and less French

I mean, I was planning to see it anyway but I for sure will now! I love a movie where a girl goes to Italy and gets up to some mischief. We haven’t had one of those get a theater release in a long time

Today was arm day ☹️ when do they stop being limp noodles

I did 20 minutes on the stairmaster so you can’t tell me shit

they’ve been saying Chappell is a child-hating witch for the last 72 hours only for the man in question to corroborate her story. y’all are bored as hell and gullible as hell

My hair wants to be matted sooooo bad and my Instagram algorithm keeps giving me bobbed hair content

I think all children should get to have happy childhoods but also I don’t think I can fully trust anyone who did have a happy childhood

I wasn’t super into Harry Potter ever so I try to be somewhat understanding of people who were but I just remembered that I loved Percy Jackson and have no interest in watching the Percy Jackson show so actually I don’t understand

Need to rest but afraid that if I do I will enter THE TIME BLINDNESS ZONE and forget to do something important

peets

For at least 3 hours of every day this motherfucker is trying to bite the dogs and break dishes and for the rest of the time, he does this

For me personally, I am on this website to chat with, like, fifteen people. It's always weird when it feels like more than that are interested in what I have to say

People are always saying that animals don’t have malice and stuff like that but I don’t think those people have met Fizban

Hello new followers. I’m so sorry but I do mostly post about car racing and my pets and I won’t blame you if you want to unfollow, that’s totally fair

Cobalt blue high heels are back which feels like a recession indicator

Who told me that working out would give me energy and why did they lie

Like if you’re the only one in your place of residence who knows how to load the dishwasher

Should I watch Severance or Succession first

I know I’m new to the concept but I’m unclear on why people hate leg day. I hate dealing with my limp noodle arms way more

One of the neighborhood cats has been visiting Fizban at windows and now he just goes to open windows and wails for his friend to come hang out

The Claude AI ads look exactly like the He Gets Us ads

A side note to my cycling commentary, in my experience no one wants to hit a pedestrian as much as cyclist so if you guys could work on that, I’d appreciate it