can everyone come back to earth and stop saying it’s the cast now ❤️

how Bravo bloggers have been posting about the leak today because they’re afraid of getting their screeners pulled

random thought but idk why people keep citing Paige still following Amanda and West as a betrayal. y’all don’t keep following your friend’s opps so they can block them and still get the tea? couldn’t be me!

Everyone on Bluesky is paid 100k a year to sit at home and misinterpret what you say online

oh someone is getting FIRED fired #SummerHouse

that’s what you get for posting Verstappen on main btw

I love to stand by an unpopular opinion for long enough that it becomes accepted general wisdom

there’s a place I know if you’re looking for a show where they go hardcore and there’s glitter on the floor

well “side bitch” was Mia. get your facts straight

good morning to everyone but them

tonight I’m so very thankful for the Bravo staffer that is about to lose their job so we have something to tide us over in the month till the reunion. your services will not be forgotten, soldier

Kinda funny how in that clip you only heard west once and left Amanda to get dragged through hell

I cannot believe Amanda and West are going for the "we can't help our love" angle. They intend to fully stand their ground on a relationship that almost certainly will not last. #SummerHouse

Amanda Batula

so it’s not just me that sees fandom experiences increasingly becoming Not A Fun Time. there are lots of articles being written on the topic but i love this tumblr post that cuts to the core of it

This better mean what I think it means #SummerHouse

Kyle’s first post after the reunion - if this was filmed afterwards they look pretty pleased!

streets saying West and Amanda left the reunion together and Amanda was covered in a blanket

they think this is a game but I’d be seated #SummerHouse

social media was a wonderful brain toilet for every random half thought you didn't want to bother real people with before they decided to move all of society and infrastructure and government inside of the toilet

it’s honestly insane that we’re watching what is clearly a Will Kulp scheme while the man himself refuses to film. he’s trying to get back at Brad by using his Karen girlfriend when he can’t show his face. pathetic and evil. #SouthernHospitality

Emmy is making this show hard to watch, she’s lucky the rest of the cast are all stars #southernhospitality

lake ain’t got no real homegirls because my friend would not be acting out like this #southernhospitality

again, this is part of why *everyone* is so annoyed with Westmanda - it fucks up plans that were already in place and In the City hasn’t even premiered yet!

they let Levi in the building???

Bradley CLASSY Bradley INNOCENT Bradley LOVED Emmy TRASHY Emmy LIAR Emmy CURRENTLY BEING CHEATED ON #SouthernHospitality

CRYING #SouthernHospitality

The thing about Joe this season is he has absolutely no leg to stand on. On like… anything 😭 #SouthernHospitality

this being Heather Gay….. 😭

gm

if heather gay was on bluesky: okay so everybody tag one oomf you hate and then say why

been spending more time on Threads lately to ensure I’m consuming a constant stream of Summer House content and the performative outrage about that Levi lady….

#CiaraIsSoClassy #CiaraIsWinningDWTS

why the hell are they demonstrating this feature with 28472 pictures of Verstappen…….

Jen no longer being on the cast….? #WHITNEYVOODOO

Andy is going to congratulate Ciara on Dancing with the Stars when the reunion films tomorrow and West is going to start gnawing through the couch with annoyance that everyone is celebrating her

EVERYBODY GET UP! 🥹🗣️

the concept of this being in the dictionary

the amount of people across the internet saying “if we didn’t know what we know now I would have been so excited about that West and Ciara conversation last night”……… none of y’all hated that man enough because I would have been pissed either way 😭

I would like to thank not only God but also Jesus

more of this at the reunion, Sir Solomon #SummerHouse

West explicitly saying his main goal is to “not upset Ciara” and then correcting himself to “not hurt Ciara’s feelings” sums up his whole thing. He views Ciara as someone who is angry and rageful and will yell at him which is insane considering she has given him SO MUCH grace.

this was crazy as hell in retrospect 😭😭😭

bringing this back up bc Jesse saying that Kyle starting to get mad about things like the yankees outing could be a thing. rn Kyle is doing captain save a hoe going on about how Amanda is the victim and her mental health. but if she keeps up her antics he might not defend her come reunion.

“I think he’s going to be combative at the reunion” who is West feeling like? like actually?? #WWHL

well so that’s not really how this went-

they should make a Bluesky that works

I don’t believe Jesse knew. West and Jesse were never Tom and Tom. #WWHL