tom brady announces the launch of his coconut water brand called ‘GOOD NUT.’

not at you, CHOPPED #LoveIslandUK

Angelista and Ope’s conflict is so funny because they were a friendship couple in everything but name. #LoveIslandUK

dawg they booed through “The Star-Spangled Banner” to get to the president

forks are telling media outlets they plan on being in the kitchen

as a member of the Bigfoot community #RHOA

ellie and her purse are killing me because where ya goin mama? 😭 #loveisland

when bsky posts about a new update and their comments get flooded with edit button requests as if we don’t got bigger problems

oh, look who found his voice now that he doesn't actually have anyone there who will question him

actually no THIS is their worst nightmare

How do you close a 5 block x 4 ave section of midtown to ALL pedestrian traffic? What happens to the literally tens of thousands of people who are there at 4pm when the lockdown goes into place? Do all the workers in the hundreds of businesses have to either leave or stay inside? What is the plan?

Nothing says “fun basketball atmosphere” like prison walls

Hey babe I'm going to be home late tonight, I have to go around the busiest part of the city so a rapist can fall asleep in the first quarter and leave in the second. Nah not really, just sometime very late.

I’ve been staring at this in confusion for like 5 minutes

are they for real. that dog does NOT say “ruh roh”

watching IndyCar on Sky Sports is so funny because when there’s an ad break in the US they just put on a random British guy to do color commentary until the main broadcast comes back 😭

ITS PALOUVER (depressingly)

IJBOL

is everyone gonna be mad at me if I kinda get Liz's point RE homelessgate #rhori

Even with all these flashbacks, I don’t understand why Liz thinks all of this is Jo-Ellen’s fault. #RHORI

HO-ELLEN? BRIAN… #RHORI

Rulla #RHORI

Ok Brian, you're denying the timestamp but not the video? Lol #RHORI

You know who’s not at the scene of the crime this time? JOELLEN. #rhori

Rosie’s extremely bothered unbothered gimmick. #RHORI

being on your period and then watching the #rhori menopause sucks segment is like oh okay so it really never gets better

I keep cracking up at the fact that Rulla filmed 80% of this season at home or in her family’s places of business. This hybrid employee. #RHORI

Rosie’s hideously tacky car. I think this every episode but it needed to be immortalized on my profile. #RHORI

No one other than Liz wanting to film with Dolores so she’s been relegated to being a menopause activist to get any sort of screentime #RHORI

The funniest thing about Ashley and Jared is they were the most well known couple coming in to this show, yet they have the most “regular people” issues by far. #RHORI

“Jared’s not a foodie” as he cuts open a can of Trader Joe’s beans with a dull knife #rhori

lowkey just need jo ellen and liz to throw hands and get it over with #rhori

Jo-Ellen’s Liz impression is spot on 😭 #RHORI

This is a show about people with issues with people saying they don’t have issues with the people they have issues with. #RHOA

K leaving in Shamea’s car without her bag is killing me. #RHOA

ETA? @spencerpratt

Spencer Pratt mayoral hopes

what the hell is on Liz’s WWHL dress…… 😭

Why can’t one of the women K allows her husband to sleep with give them a child? #RHOA

K Michelle and Phaedra are kind of going Southern gimmick for Southern gimmick but Phaedra did it first. #RHOA

Arguing over fake auditioning for a fake movie by a housewife whose main storyline is going bankrupt. That’s housewives to me. #RHOA

Gizelle getting to work immediately on a different show. I know that’s right. #RHOA

very important to remember that sascha zverev winning a grand slam is deeply out of character, does not reflect who he is as a person, and most importantly will never happen again

fuck Zverev forever all my homies hate Zverev

FLAVIO COBOLLI IS A SET AWAY FROM SAVING TENNIS

Hamilton is the only driver in F1 history with more than 100 wins - and he's now the only driver to have stood on the podium 100 times in races which he did not win, too! #MonacoGP #F1

I will be joining him btw

this is not a real sport