Presidential.

get discharged if you have a beard but steal an attack helicopter for an unauthorized joyride to kid rock’s house for a political photo op and the secretary of defense will personally praise you while overruling and humiliating your commanders for pursuing basic disciplinary procedure

Basing it off the headlines? Lady, we're basing it off the FBI investigation, the court proceedings, the verdict and the prison time. #RHOSLC

We’re going to need to arrest a lot of people if we want to impose adult supervision on the military before this is all over.

Bryon Noem:

No Black Bravo clips. 😒 They segregate shows #WWHL guests see like a bus during Jim Crow.

Jon Hamm needs to put his glasses on. #WWHL

Lindsay’s apartment showing us what 10 years of Bravo checks can buy. Love it. She built this show brick by brick! #SummerHouse

My sister.

No Danielle jumpscare? #SummerHouse

Lindsay said this is a classy party. #SummerHouse

Amanda is entirely checked out in this conversation and this relationship. I think most of the house knows it’s already over and Kyle was the last to figure it out. #SummerHouse

BoobsforQueens dot com has received so much free promo these past two weeks. #SummerHouse

West, bitch, just say congratulations. #SummerHouse

i don't even have anything funny to say; it's just crazy to watch west lecture a man about his marriage when he'll be fucking his wife 7 months later #summerhouse

Let's talk about putting the house in a family trust, Ciara. ☝🏾 #SummerHouse

There's too many of them to be making pancakes in a skillet. They need a griddle pan. #SummerHouse

He tweeting on here with us every Friday.

I don’t come back for him. amanda we know girl #summerhouse

I'm sick of the wah-wah, boo-hoo babying of Amanda. Finances are a leading cause of divorce and she doesn't seem to give a damn about them or the state of her marriage. #SummerHouse

"While we're flirting and we're playing games." Kyle sees it. #SummerHouse

Businesses fail all the time. Him going to business school doesn't mean shit. And it certainly doesn't mean you should be unaware of your family finances. #SummerHouse

Jesse getting him a golden shower. A little tinkle, tinkle. #SummerHouse

need them to continue to show how hard ciara rode for amanda so people are reminded just how dirty she did her friend #summerhouse

All this anti-Kyle senintiment is blowing up in their faces. KABOOM! 💥 #SummerHouse

Time for hel--.... #SummerHouse

it's a weird pattern. very similar to how jews are one of the most democratic-leaning demographics in the country yet jewish republicans are widely platformed as being representative of jewish opinion.

looks like JPM was roughly correct on the timeline. we're looking at shit getting very real for the average American around mid-April then (most of the last deliveries around April 15th)

yeah they're gonna demand an Israeli withdrawal from Lebanon to reopen the Strait, which your local TACO-obsessed equities trader appears completely oblivious to

For those of you playing along with the AI Bubble/Paramount-WBD merger home game, Big Daddy Oracle surprised 30,000 of its favorite employees this morning with pink slips in order to free up cash because their mounting debt and banks refusal to keep loaning to them: rollingout.com/2026/03/31/o...

A) people are shooting the messenger here B) his phrasing makes misinterpretation possible C) people describing this as a unique Bluesky experience or "Twitter is better" are delusional

Weird that he hasn’t gotten bored of this like he did with the war he just started

I have nothing for West. He's a summer fling at best which is what he has consistently acted like on the show. Dara told us and he demonstrated that for us with Ciara. #SummerHouse

You see? You see why I have always given Kyle more grace than folks think is warranted? I've peeped Amanda since she was a hanger-on friend of trying to lock herself in with Kyle since Season 1. I feel vindicated in this moment. #SummerHouse

he's forgotten how to do even basic comic patter and timing, doesn't even engage the crowd at the start. like the material is obviously awful, but this is amateur hour level comedian.

the vast majority of these statements were drafted yesterday, this is ratfucking

1. That's not a mirror image. The mirror would be talk therapy designed to change a cis or straight minor's orientation or gender identity. 2. Talk THERAPY is not speech, it's MEDICAL TREATMENT. What the hell happened to professional standards of care and conduct?

Lawprofs delenda est Some, I assume, are good people....but I have yet to meet one with any functioning brain cells It's no accident the only one of the three to say "this is fucking dumb, y'all are being fucking dumb" is the one who has never been a lawprof

One would think that an opposition party that says it has no formal power would make use of its informal power to say every single day that this immoral war on Iran NEEDS TO END. Maybe they could even come back EARLY to Washington to do daily actions about the war since the GOP is home chilling.

“healing my inner child” has been bastardized and turned into a joke. you’re not healing your inner child, trina. you’re causing chaos at chuck e. cheese at age 32.

oh well

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An underrated addendum to the Bowling Alone story is that North America's largest bowling operator (Bowlero) is a publicly traded company whose business model involves buying mom and pop alleys, shutting down the leagues, and trying to attract casual, higher paying, one-off players.

you notice this everywhere when you really start paying attention, and it’s totally infuriating

It would be wise if Ds in Congress were thinking about hiring staff who understand the technical details behind the crimes the Republicans are committing. There might be a once-in-a-generation opportunity to go after financial self-dealing, war crimes, ICE, etc., but only if Ds have the muscle.

the Air Canada CEO getting shoved out is getting reported as "those Québécois are at it again" but in reality it's "because he didn't do something that's part of his job description and that he's been promising to do for years" but of course our Ketamine Klansman will miss that nuance

It's amazing, disturbing and frightening how left-wing criticism of Israel is reframed as antisemitism while right-wing criticism of the existence of Jewish people is reframed as skepticism of Israel. Like what the fuck

using graduation of US Marines as an opportunity to harvest some of their relatives for deportation