Quick question for the group: if you saw this on the packaging, how many socks would you think you would get?

Someone is getting a tree taken down in their backyard and they had to close the street and bring in a crane. Can’t imagine how much it costs.

Taxi Driver (1976)

Jurassic Park (1993)

I’m sure it’s nothing that the same Blackhawk helicopter has flown over my house three times today.

So you’re saying he’ll be ready for the postseason?

Tropic Thunder (2008)

I don’t know anything about Bill Shaikin and what he believes in but I know with 100% certainty he can forever burn in the firey pits of Hell.

Deceptively fast.

Hit a different donut shop today to shake things up. Early results are in and are trending positively.

Evergreen: theonion.com/this-war-wil...

B1G basketball: buncha 7’3” Europeans slappin’ meat in the lane.

47k Mile 2000 BMW M5 6-Speed at No Reserve

24 Taco Bell crunchy tacos and 24 Natural Lights comes in at 6,360 calories. That’s easy work over 24 hours.

Trying to wrap my mind around a company charging me five bucks shipping to return an item they sent the wrong size of.

If you want to watch someone spew an endless stream of lies on the TV but be entertained rather than horrified, do what I did: watch S2:E22 of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - “The Wire”

Mario Luigi Toad Princess Toadstool

1978 Ford F-150 Custom Flareside 4×4

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

“i’m still punk” i whisper to myself as i turn down the music in my car so i can see better

Joker (2019)

Some poor wagering strategy by the contestant in third going into final Jeopardy tonight

I can’t drive my house, but I can live in a 1979 BMW M1.

Damn, these guys got old.

What conditions lead to them carving the tracks into the XC skiing course? Is it a weather thing or event-specific?

If I ever won an Olympic medal my daughter would be far more enthused about the stuffed animal.

Don’t appreciate the term “nearly half a century” being applied to an event that occurred a year and a half after I was born.

Congrats to the Atlanta Thrashers and their Olympic gold medal winning goalie.

GO DRINK SOME MILK FROM A BAG YOU STINKIN’ CANUCKS!

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

Im no hockey guy, but I think allowing Canada to have twice as many shots on goal is a poor strategy.

How did that not go in?

Lousy maple-syrup swilling losers

Excuse me, but you need to be more clear about which Rome you are referring to:

Quick Change (1990)

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!

Mass start speed skating is such a bizarre event.

My precious…

🚨🚨🚨Manual Land Cruiser Alert🚨🚨🚨

Good lord that dude ate it hard in the half pipe.😬

The Girl Scouts continue to espouse the BIG LIE:

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

How many timeouts can Kirby call?

every braves starter has showed up to camp completely discombobulated. they've got the curtains from the hospital out around the backfields whenever any of them throw. the media keeps asking about the screaming. grant holmes's head is in one of those glass jars from futurama

Disney’s officially out of ideas if they’re doing a live-action remake of a ten year old movie.