[Me, calmly explaining to my stylist that they don't qualify as independent contractors under California law] I can see that the owner is about to kick me out. Take my card. Later, I'll explain to you later what benefits he is obligated to give you and how to sue for them if need be.

You can tell how my mood has changed during this hearing by looking at the progression of my doodles.

Correction: It turns out we are, in fact, the children of cowardly men.

Okay, #slayThePrincess seems pretty great. It just kicked me out of the game itself because I refused to play along while taunting me that I'll eventually come back. This is phenomenal storytelling

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

“yes, i know we already made this award useless by purging everyone with a conscience & then giving it to Henry Kissinger back in 1973, but you’ve failed to consider that President Caligula covets every shiny object. also you gave one to Obama for drone strikes so hurry it up, the boss is waiting.”

"Beautiful ideals were painted for our boys who were sent out to die. This was the 'war to make the world safe for democracy.' No one told them that dollars and cents were the real reason. No one mentioned to them, as they marched away, that their going and their dying would mean huge war profits."

A bit from Red Alert 2

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Why I'm always Team Cap!

Dwarfs invent Enigmatic Realism

Find someone who loves you as much as Chuck Schumer loves not doing his job

A client asked me if they should release some bad public news that they are required to release today instead of next week to bury it underneath the Venezuela news. I said, "Go ahead if you want to be perceived as taking advantage of an international war crime for personal gain." He hasn't replied

Resonates w/ Machiavelli who (thinking of early Rome & Milan’s short-lived Ambrosian republic) reminds us that removing the tyrant usually leads to bloodshed & a string of new tyrants, unless enormous groundwork happens to change institutions & mobilize all social levels to implement & defend them.

You don’t get here without softening the ground for decades and what you can do to stop it is stop parroting back the lines fed to you

"Escalating tensions" "Risk plunging area into chaos" "Ordered alleged strikes" The press isn't willing to call a duck a duck, and that cowardice is going to get a lot more people killed. We are not ready as a society. Shame on all of us.

you don't know me

The best video I've seen this year tech.lgbt/users/Natash...

My mother was given a similar test for dementia, and we had to take her car keys away when she missed one question. This is not a test one can "ace."

Hi I'm PFC Schmuckatelli's poor trigger discipline.

A 2025 retrospective about living in America

For folks still struggling with the math: There are ~345 million US citizens. There are ~245 million white US citizens. This is what they mean by "Peaceful ethnic cleansing." Their plan ends with deporting all non-white people. Not "undocumented criminals." Not even "all undocumented people."

How I am walking out of 2025

How I am walking out of 2025

I've used this image as my proof of residency for signing my kids up for Little League, school registration, and library card sign ups for going on 7 years now and no one has ever checked or followed up on it.

As we rapidly approach the #olympics2026, I am saddened that these won't happen.

I almost forgot that I made a #bg3 themed travel sticker until someone bought a few dozen of them yesterday. Thanks, whoever you are! If you are interested, it's located here. fortuna-saga-shop.myspreadshop.com/last+light+i...

THIS IS APPARENTLY NOT A BUG

Watch Mrs Green Apple (one of my favorite performers in Japan right now) accidentally spoonerism himself to sing "There is a penis here" on live TV. His bandmates unable to keep it together make it wonderful. #mrsGreenApple #japan

It's way too early for me to be laughing this hard. 🤣

reposting the best Metroid image

In 2019, an Australian wildfire killed a billion animals and no change occured because it was followed by a mismanaged pandemic that killed millions and no change occured because the president tried to overthrow the government and no change occured because the next president had to arm a genocide...

86 days until Opening Day, and the #whitesox are already statistically eliminated from the postseason.

Someone on the street asked me if I'd like their help to "make content." What they meant was, 'Would you like me to take that photo of you and your children?' I am officially an old man because this interaction has made me so world weary.

Nearly 100 Americans have died on the battlefields of Ukraine. What is your message to their families?” Trump: “Yeah, well, look, the message is so obvious. [Makes jerk off gesture while rolling his eyes and farting audibly]”

[0001292] Eyes can't be gouged out

A fire engine idling in the street has turned my office into a blood-soaked spinoff of hardboiled detective movies that I am calling Film Rouge

Baby's first painting. This will go on the wall, I'm certain.

The largest line by far at this farmer's market is a stall with a big sign that says "Powered by Raw Milk" This must be what 13th century scholars felt like when they started writing about dancing madness.

January 1st is the last day of Yuletide this season. Remember to continue keeping the Yuletide gay. So many people forget to stick the landing every year, so stay strong!

Nice! Started out poker night with a queen high straight

Buffalo Drive, by William R. Leigh, 1947, 📸 by @sickoscommittee.org

“I’m Doing What Has To Be Done, To Save Us From Something Worse.”

Merry #caturday, to those who celebrate

*snaps bolt upright out of sleep* The opposite of a Graham Cracker is a Pound Cake

My partner got our 1 year old a yoto music box for xmas, and I didn't "get" why these toys are so popular. Now here is my son entranced by a little box that he controls that can play KPOP Demon Hunters. It's a killer toy

Whomst among us...

Happy Boxing Day everyone

Chef Miles O'Brien's