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Another preview on what I've been working on. The UI plumbing is coming together nicely

Let me check on that Oregon Indiana sc-- Oooh boy. Nevermind

Junichi Tazawa He's an interesting story of a kid who somehow made it to the majors as a pitcher straight from the Japanese minor leagues, but in reality he always looks like they found him sleeping in the bullpen with a bucket of chicken in his lap.

The good news is that unicorns are real. The bad news is that they are furious at you specifically.

How I am walking out of 2025

Concerning a coach abusing young gymnasts for years, "[There was] never a clear reason given for why the center did not finalize the permanent ban... [Workers] described a dysfunctional culture in which employees were afraid to speak up to their bosses." So, who is the watchdog protecting?

86 days until Opening Day, and the #whitesox are already statistically eliminated from the postseason.

... Damnit

This Branch knows about fossil fuels but does nothing about it. Let's try again.

Dorothy Kamenshek, 7-time All-Star and 2-time batting champ for the Rockford Peaches, was born 100 years ago today.

Let's say a prayer for Paul and Tate. May the fist rise to meet you May knives always be in your back May bruises always adorn your face; The shame falls upon your friends. And until we meet again, May God hold you in the palm of his hand And squeeze

Whoops. Sorry everyone

Crime in the Epstein Files is ███

Need to get fog machines or bubbles or something. Those photos are amazing

What did Hanako Whisper to Taro? Wrong answers only. "Let's try something really frisky next."

My blaseball-like game, currently in development, has crossed a significant milestone. 😈 #blaseball #gamedev

a truly generational, sustained run for this account

Compiling Ticker subroutine

Load bearing threads identified: + Chicxulub impactor + Promethean discovery + The Collapse + Börte Üjin birth + 1849 CE Austrian Balloon attack on Venice + Super Mario Bros 3 release + LHC Run 4 (2031 CE) Rerouting with appropriate temporal crumple zones.

Cursed SAT analogies in the Trending Tab

New handle. Same Blob.

Hi bluesky, good to be here. Sorry it's been a while. We've been busy solving murders.

Milan, bring it in. I have two words for you. Roller Rink #olympics

A month later and I'll be busy brushing my teeth or something and suddenly think, "Man, that was a bad beat for the #bluejays." If you're a true fan, I'm sorry. I don't know how you could possibly recover from it. Isn't Baseball grand?

So this is what you nerds keep talking about.

This is what it’s like to read about the American governing elite right now.

Why am I just learning about Kabaddi- the sport of handsome, burly men holding hands and then tackling each other?

The Winter Olympics are when Blob renews his pink eye. We'll be at our most powerful come February. See you then!!

games exist only as a memory of your experience playing the game, and your memory of sharing that experience with others, and your memory of others sharing their experience with you. games do not have text that is outside the context of a player experiencing the game.

new reaction video just dropped

Ya this is grim but basically accurate therationalleague.substack.com/p/the-vacanc...

All professional athlete names should be shown in a slightly different font if their Wikipedia article has a section titled "Legal Troubles"

Update: we're through season 18, and I have it under good authority that Chorby Soul getting attacked by Consumers hundreds of times is the funniest thing ever.

After the Yoshinobu Yamamoto near no-hitter in Baltimore on September 6 that turned into a walk-off loss, the Dodgers went 28-9

It hasn't been a day and I need more #baseball discourse. Here goes: The slider was invented during Babe Ruth's career. There's no way he could hack it in the minor leagues today. The majors would eat him alive.

My cat is just devastated about the blue jays' loss

Sleeping Shepherd, by Titian, 1500–10

The Japanese announcers call it a "Champagne Fight." We should steal that term #worldSeries

#yamamoto stats are insane

The Good Samaritan, by Joseph Highmore, 1744, 📸 by @patricksmith04

Baseball's over. Time to seize the means of production.

I’ve never been so upset to see another team lose, BTW. @BlueJays, y’all are GAMERS. Nothing but the upmost respect for the way you play the game and for how ridiculously tough you made it for us to win. To their fans, I sincerely hope next year is your year. #WorldSeries #Dodgers #BlueJays

Congratulations Baseball Bluesky, you are now in #PARTYTIME 🎉