Where are people looking for jobs these days? Is Indeed still good? I don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but hopefully it is out of credit card debt.

please keep reposting as there hasn't been any movement for days. Matt is so close to this next goal. let's get this before new eyes and wallets 💕💸

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Idk if it’s the funniest but it always makes me giggle out loud so

oh so there *were* sexual predators at the border, they were just going the other direction

If you turned off the NASA livestream, turn it back on. They're troubleshooting the toilet.

Looks like a lot of bad weather is in the forecast for a good chunk of the country right now, so I hope you are all safe

So while everyone is thinking about space, that overpriced dehydrated “ice cream” at the Science Museum was a scam, right?

Spirit Halloween Hiring Manager: And where do you see yourself in five days

There were more Black men involved in Artemis than any other space flight in American history. I’m proud to know one of them.

When the Giants’ bullpen phone rings

So, for the third year in a row, and sixth of the last seven, the Mariners start the season 3-4. We're 10th in baseball in WAR offensively, and 4th in pitching. I'm fine with this. Five of the next six series are against the division. Time to separate.

“Send the dang email and show up” is great advice for a lot of things these days.

Disappointing end to that at-bat, and ultimately the game, but Cole Young battled his ass off there.

Hell yes, space.

No need to be a hero here Julio, just get on base

Maybe Donovan sucks at third base because its too far to the left for him

This weekend and always, NO LILIES FOR KITTIES. www.fda.gov/animal-veter...

Turning on the radio to see if that helps the Mariners

Cam Schlittler confirmed Cat Guy????

“Hot Dogs From Heaven” is “Carrots From the Clouds” today for April Fool’s Day. The bags do appear to contain real carrots.

The Mariners in the top of the 6th inning the last two days

i’m so tired

Admission is free tomorrow and the first Thursday of each month at several Seattle-area museums. The National Nordic Museum, Seattle Art Museum, and Burke Museum are all open until 8 p.m., MOHAI is free from 5 to 8 p.m., and the Museum of Flight from 5 to 9 p.m. Details below:

just throwing it out there: If you've got a ticket for the Yankees-Marlins game on Friday that won't cost me $8000, please hit up your boy.

In the middle of a spiral about whether or not I should leave my job because I feel bad (lol), and my psychiatrist interrupted me and just said “seize the means of production”, which was very funny but also probably what I needed to hear, and maybe what you needed to hear too.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

Is this the PERFECT bunt?! 😮

Underappreciated great baseball thing: the player who scores the winning run in a walkoff not breaking stride as they cross home plate and making a quick turn to go out to the guy who hit the ball.

I can’t whine about the Mariners not using their challenges if they use them and are wrong, but what the hell, we are 13 pitches into the game and they’ve already blown one lol

Ha ha April Fool. You've actually been having a bizarre dream and it is in fact 1996 right now. We are all going to go watch the new Coen Brothers movie 'Fargo' later. I will call you on your phone that is attached to a wall and can't make you insane later.

Few labor reporter jobs these days & few at a great publication like this that just celebrated 120 years

The only good April Fools joke was when a library posted a headline saying “Study Shows Literacy Problems BC People Reply To Articles They Didn’t Read” When you clicked the link “lol April Fools there is no article. Tell no one” Then people who had not clicked the link argued about literacy all day.

Can folks lend me a big hand with this? It’s been forever and I need your serious help! Sharing means so much too because you know people I don’t yet! Please, I’m begging you! 🙏

Denzel Clarke!!!

It’s officially humpday, and raining in L.A. & I miss the patter of rain in Altadena. It’s been almost 15 months of asking. I want to make a HUGE push today!! I could really really use your help$ & SHARING!! Any amount greatly appreciated! gofund.me/2d710c9c5 💕 💸 #HelpSky #MutualAid #HelpFolksLive

MLB Umpires Replaced By Lawn Chair Representing Strike Zone

Oneil Cruz, who had 11 hits and one homer against lefties last year, has four hits and two homers against lefties this year (in five plate appearances)

I do not care for April Fool’s Day in general, but my senior year of college, my roommate glued a pair of googly eyes on everything in our fridge, which I thought was excellent. I hope I can find the picture.

Shohei Ohtani currently has: The longest active on-base streak in MLB (36 games) The longest active scoreless inning streak in MLB (22 2/3 IP)

This is how i watch the news now

Is anyone else watching “DTF St. Louis”?

It's always a different what the fuck Mariners but it's always evergreen

It feels like everything involving Kristi Noem's husband is some kind of humiliation kink thing that we're all becoming unwilling participants in, and because of that I'm not going to say anything else

This game’s had a whiff of the bad old days, except the tough lefty is literally Max Fried and not Patrick Corbin looking unusually sharp

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