My team: Baltimore Orioles Record prediction: 90-72 Team MVP: Gunnar Henderson Team ROY: Samuel Basallo Breakout player: Coby Mayo Shocking contributor: Cade Povich Disappointment: Jackson Holliday

Okay let's get some predictions going! AL East: Yankees (don't worry they can't handle the playoffs) AL Central: Detroit AL West: Seattle AL WC: Toronto, Baltimore, Boston NL East: Mets NL Central: Pittsburgh NL West: Dodgers NL WC: Phillies, Cubs, Giants

Huh. Weird that Suarez didn't make it but isn't opting out, but glad to hear!

Sad that Luis Matos went from big prospect to DFA and we never found out if he was related to the other Luis Matos :((((

Bring him home

Happy baseball season

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the girl guides in the UK just kicked out all their trans members specifically bc they were threatened with a lawsuit from a rowling-funded group

I mean, I would personally make this bet (not that I am or the amount of money), just by watching the forces that are filtering in atm

Implies Chappelle is the heralded Jewish messiah

I think this is what I blurted out the last time I stubbed my toe.

Underratedly, it's cool that Mohammed is #2. Would've assumed we were still at like 2003 levels of Islamophobia among white baseball players.

Happy Opening Day!

Love them, there's always money in the banana stand, as they say!

This is going to be the biggest, dumbest wave of antisemitism in the US since the 1920s Klan and just like back then a bunch of ppl who know better will help it along for edgelord clout and ample grifting opportunities.

Did you know that Medjool dates aren't dried, they're just like that???

Cool to know Drew French sounds like Steve Carell

Oh, Donnie Ecker looks like THAT? 🥵

Lotta folks who promised they were gonna hold @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social’s feet to the fire and yell at him when he’s wrong are be awwwfullyy quiet right now. Y’all lying about not putting political celebrity over people’s lives? Y’all too busy pretending he can do no wrong? Hold him accountable!

Not all Platner supporters are racist misogynist ableist antisemitic classless scumbags but all the racist misogynist ableist antisemitic classless scumbags do support him.

oh this is from 2002 my b

ok that's literally just one of the most famous wkuk sketches, come on

if anyone needs, hmu

The person with 250,000 followers who constantly posts about how the democrats are controlled opposition or whatever might personally vote for the dem candidate but they still push a narrative that influences their lower-info followers who might not be particularly ideological or partisan.

Seeing a lot of people picking them to go to the World Series and I just keep looking at their roster resource page and being like how do you think that

I know people in this room don’t want to risk their precious access but maybe one of them can finally just yell “what the f is transgender for everybody? What the f are you talking about?”

I’m beginning to wonder if going into space actually rewired his brain in a good way

If I have a bad night drinking I don't get notifications from the liquor store telling me about all the cool new opportunities to drink tonight.

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The point of putting ice in airports isn’t just to put ice in airports. It’s to normalize putting them anywhere as “extra security.” This will include polling places w/ long lines in minority communities, polling places in blue/purple districts, & anywhere else it “helps” the people deploying them.

Yay my favorite podcast is locking 1/3 of their content behind a pretty severe paywall! I'm so glad everyone else seems so happy about this for them. Sucks for the poors who can't afford an added $10/month whenever but guess it's fine because it's "good value" or "well done".

It's not hypocrisy, he's pro cheating

They don't want policy. They want "atonement"

Did my last fantasy baseball draft, all four of my teams are ready to go, hell yeah, baseball!!!

His whole campaign is a damn shit show and the only reason why he is viable is because of money and congressional members propping him up. Without that, the campaign would be dead. Buying elections is a real thing

someone once pointed out that modern Germany does understand one thing above most Americans: that antisemitism is a form of *racism*. its not to say that Jews are a race, as nobody is actually a race. but that racism's function is to racialize; to essentialize, and thus dehumanize.

I've also seen increasing 'real Jews aren't Zionist' stuff which is pretty gross.

Tucker Carlson has been an out-and-out white supremacist pushing neo-Nazi talking points for years. He has intentionally embarked upon a project of introducing fanatical, genocidal antisemites to the broader public. If you find yourself praising him you should hit yourself in the skull with a hammer

I guess he didn’t wanna answer questions about the repeated slurring, the cross-posts about “gay chicken”, or his awe of dick art? www.advocate.com/politics/nat...

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

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Betty Bowers is a shitty Canadian who steals content and blocks owners when asked for attribution. She stole a photo I took in Selma 30 minutes after I posted it, passed it off as her own, then blocked everyone who asked her why she didn’t give credit.

People make mistakes. People change. They can be forgiven personally or before their higher power. All of that is a different thing than being elected to one of the most powerful positions in the country. We should have standards for that. This isn't even a high or complicated bar.

I think people need to understand that when you're quibbling over Graham Platner, coming up with hypothetical scenarios where voting for him is a lesser evil, or worse, defending him outright, you're literally asking what level of Nazism is OK in American politics. The only answer is none.

She had to resort to a wtite-in candidacy due to health issues, but she’s not Janet Mills or a guy with Nazi-adjacency issues.

Colton Cowser is your favorite Orioles favorite Oriole