April fools was weeks ago, also not funny.

Alonso breaks out of it today. I’m calling it now. 🐻‍❄️

welp

Alonso, come on dog.

Kyle Stowers is at Harbor Park tonight on a rehab assignment. Stowers is the All Time Tides career HR leader with 57.

knuckle curve not working…. adjust please.

they look amazing

severely underrated album…also, Baltimore mentioned! open.spotify.com/track/6ZSf7R...

nothing but respect for my catching nerd millennial manager 🫡

Melania: I never cut child in half with sword. I never do this. The entire USA: what? Melania: not me.

Happy Oriole Park Connects Debut Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil Presented by Apple TV & SuperBook™️ to all who celebrate.

just remembered I had an Apple TV free trial I never redeemed. 🙌

already two listens in, so fucking good. open.spotify.com/album/6C0dh0...

minus the pollen, sure.

when and where has Harris shown us she won’t also be an ally to Netanyahu? if she couldn’t stand up against Israel’s genocide as the hand picked candidate at the DNC why should I believe she ever will?

this is amazing stuff, I love it.

New I Am The Avalanche open.spotify.com/track/0E3D1Z...

25th amendment

all these fucking grifters deserve each other

this just happened. but in a few months the local news will blame the lack of foot traffic there on crime.

FINALLY! Thank you Senator!!!!

JFC. he’s not doing well. sticking with my “by May” prediction.

At work, you must adopt the baseball mindset that 78 losses a year is still probably getting you into the playoffs https://t.co/mxJDCHpZiM

now that I know I’ve been pronouncing “Bmore” incorrectly I like these much better! 🤌🤌🤌

"Remember when I got caught stealing all those watches from Sears? Well, that's nothing, because you have a gambling problem! And remember when I let that escaped lunatic in the house because he was dressed like santa claus? Well, you have a gambling problem!"

oh yeah we get to do this all over again in a week

The most important thing to me on the City connect is that they muted the color on the T Rowe Price patch proving they are allowed to do that

Royals are going far in 11U bracket play from the looks of it (pink sliding mitt not pictured)

When you're about to leave a 7% tip at the TexMex place

Plenty to talk about and debate with these unis, however this is fact: Orioles City Connect 2.0 Hats >>>

Bernie Brewer zooming down the slide after a home run on City Connect night: WISCOOOOO!!!!!

Was feeing not so great about ‘BMORE’ on the new jerseys until I saw ‘Wisco’ on the Brewers’ new ones.

Orioles unveil Camden Yards-inspired City Connect jerseys. They’re here: www.thebanner.com/sports/oriol...

Taylor Ward is currently on pace for 122 doubles.

let my man cook. this is so eloquently beautiful.

John Brown was hanged for treason, confederates were not. We still have a chance to learn from history.

more proof that letting confederates off the hook for nothing was a grave mistake

play the fuckin hits

the orioles OPACY Connects drop tomorrow!

Help Save the Elbow’s of America’s pitchers from Exploding

what are we doing??

the sun posted this yesterday, if anyone wants to make a ‘where you sitting” thing with it have at it.

Gunnar is the catalyst for this team and this offense. Love him at lead-off.

At some point Israel abandoned all pretenses and decided to lean hard into the cartoonish evil it has always embodied

In light of Pirates owner Bob Nutting calling Konnor Griffin “the right player, from the right family” this article - ironically authored by former Pirates star and fan favorite Andrew McCutchen is certainly worth your time. www.theplayerstribune.com/articles/lef...