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Read this from @afkostka.bsky.social this morning, and then watched what the O’s bats did tonight. They may have figured it out.

2026 Orioles - Season Series ✅ Won ❌ Lost MIN ✅ TEX ❌ @ PIT ❌ (SWEPT) @ CWS ✅ (SWEEP) SF ✅ AZ ❌ @ CLE ❌ @ KC ✅ BOS ❌ HOU ✅ @ NYY ❌ (MOPPED) @ MIA ✅ ATH ❌ NYY ✅ @ WSH ❌ @ TB ❌ (SWEPT) DET ✅ TB ✅ (SWEEP)

SWEEP!!!

Trey Gibson. Hell yeah dog!

watching base ball

hell yeah brother

If you've had an actual relationship with a woman you wouldn't need this.

Berger cookies

Jeffrey Maier, from Waldorf?

Stephen Miller’s Forehead Vein Lunges Out To Catch Passing Bird

hey Will, have you seen the new tarps off trend?

always knew Will Clark was kind of an asshat, but had no idea he was this bad.

Do you think Vanilla Ice will do ‘Ninja Rap’ from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze Soundtrack?

We are a third of the way into the season. Through 55 games this season is the third best start for the Orioles under Mike Elias. 2026: 25-30 2025: 19-36 2024: 36-19 2023: 35-20 2022: 23-32 2021: 18-37 2020: 23-32 2019: 17-38

I bet our make a wish president would love to have a good jump shot

What I love about this is that Elon is on the record saying that he made up claims about "Hyperloop" intentionally in order to sabotage high speed rail. And yet the media still just repeat whatever shit he promises.

3 quality starts in a row for Baz

baseball is always some guy who is a physically perfect specimen being guided day and night by world class trainers, nutritionists, and doctors hoping to beat a record set by some guy named Pickles Bitch in 1937 who lived on cigarettes and moonshine and did not exercise other than baseball games

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this site needs polls. we desperately need a tarps off poll.

It’s probably cause I coach 11U baseball, so it all seems like normal behavior to me. But the tarps off stuff is funny, and whatever brings more energy to the stadium I’m not against. most of you seem to hate it though, lol.

Just. Win. Series.

what in the twelve dimensional chess is happening here?

Remember in 2024 when Craig Kimbrel was an all-star snub?

VOTE OR DIE

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whEeEeEeEe!

As a parent/coach who has watched his kid struggle, and then turn it around this spring, in a big fucking way. The dad in me is almost in tears for Cowser. Baseball is the cruelest and most unforgiving sport. but if you love it, keep grinding.

AINT THE MILK COLD

baseball is the greatest game on earth, I saw some insane shit today. I absolutely love it.

I truly have no words

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Baseball

guy playing out of position plays like guy playing out of position

watched one of the HS championships at Ripken this morning, incredible game. it was so nice watching fundamental baseball and teams actually manufacturing runs. nice to know that the Orioles are also capable of this.

bench Gunnar next game. make an example that mental mistakes and shitty base running are not acceptable.

it is your team, dog.

Everyone’s favorite Oriole is up in a big spot. 😀

A day after The Late Show ended, Colbert hosted an episode of public access program Only In Monroe, reviving his 11-year-old gag. How bad is CBS/Paramount taking it? They issued copyright complaints for a show they don't own. 🤣 CBS would hate it if you watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DlF...

Fire Mike Elias, eat a huge pile of shit you asshat.

with all the giants thrust videos (which are fun) I did not expect their record to be worse than the Orioles.

I was instantly transported back to this and it felt so incredible

That was cathartic

If Colton Cowser walks this off I will get a tattoo of a cow