Good, die

Don’t play with it. Don’t yell at it. That’s feeding it. Literally. Block it.

watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

Happy Birthday to the hottest bitch in the lots @jawnbreaker.bsky.social

One month ago, @beansbaker5.bsky.social’s SHORT RELIEF was published! Get a copy here: 406press.com/product/shor...

Assuming you're not intentionally a transphobe, please just ditch Harry Potter. There's plenty of much, MUCH better-written fantasy made by authors who aren't absolute shit. And if you ARE intentionally a transphobe, kindly either fuck off or educate yourself, whichever you're capable of.

every Newman's Own product you buy funds a free summer camp for sick and disabled kids who need medical support to have a normal summer camp experience (former camper here.) I will fucking ride for Newman's Own and the ghost of Paul Newman

Demi tries to remember the short story “for sale: baby shoes, never worn.” on BigSoftTitty.png

THAT NEW CHESAPEAKE OYSTER CATCHERS LOGO MY GOODNESS

The USPS is being threatened with massive layoffs and privatization. I made these postcards which—when mailed—will be seen by mail handlers, scanners, carriers and the recipient. I just printed 3,000 more. Order cheaply from halfletterpress.com or message me your email for the PDF to print them.

New video showing a cyclist cycling over a Tesla Cybertruck parked in a bus lane.

His name was Ronald Reagan

This and a gun

Friday night of AWP, 11pm, Original Tommy Burger at Beverly and Rampart. JAKE's unofficial Offsite. Be there or be square.

I do not listen to him. In fact I have him blocked. I had him blocked on the old site for years. He is not published in any major newspapers I read or on news stations I watch. He exists to me solely through angry screencaps taken from web forums I am no longer on. It is time to break the cycle

Do not, under any circumstances, scan a QR that's just posted in public. If you don't know *for sure* where it goes to, do not scan it. Also don't RSVP to a protest, like ?? The organizers don't need an advance headcount for food being served. There's no reason to RSVP other than to collect data

I'll be honest with you, I don't even know who's on the Flyers.

They're trying so hard. Mormon ass smear campaign

For the whole month leading up to the superbowl, there were hours long delays because there weren't enough operators. Be real.

same

Not related to my previous tweet, but here's a new thing as hot off the presses as can be: wafflefried.com/tell-me-im-b...

Convinced when anyone says "decline in inflation" they're just making shit up. You can say inflation is down when shit costs the same as in the 80s

elon musk, the world's richest man, unilaterally deciding that lifesaving relief for children on the verge of starvation is "wasteful" while he personally reaps hundreds of millions from the us government, makes me feel things i cannot write on the internet.

"a doula is an italian yugioh player" is an all timer Certified Good Joke, trumped only by the immediately following "if you're listening at home, a doula is a birth witch"

The free city of Philadelphia stays excellent

In Pennsylvania you have to work 2.5 hrs making minimum wage to buy eggs

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I am once again justified in completely ignoring national based sports events and thinking they're lame, even.

Eating a bunch of marbles and shit for breakfast, I see.

That's great, thats like ... exactly what they want to happen

Smoking Kills (dynasties) 🚬 #FlyEaglesFly

There were protests across the entire country today and I’ve barely seen it covered. This thread is full of them and there will be more in the future. If you cannot attend a protest, you can at least spread awareness and repost

🙄🙄🙄

Democrats talked about how they loved Israel and cops more.

I guess I will never fly again.

go birds forever @philatticus.bsky.social walking down Broad after the Super Bowl win

someone just tried this

Capitalism has poisoned some of yall real bad. We should not work as hard as we do. Other countries do not live like us. They are not spending as much money as we are. They work less and live longer. We are like this because of capitalism. And you being proud you have to work to survive is a symptom

if u can't climb the pole, take it with you

"Whiny" lmfao, sure dork

My little brother just sent this video….

The last two teams to win two of three Super Bowls? Kansas City Chiefs (LVII, LVIII) New England Patriots (LI, LIII) Who beat each of these teams to stop a three-peat? The Philadelphia Eagles. You're welcome.

Well, you heard em, we need to threaten them harder

Anti-ICE protesters are blocking both sides of the 101 Freeway near the Alameda Street exit in DTLA. The CHP has since closed that portion of the freeway.

I think you need to get a grip

It is a matter of life and death that these little tech freaks get doxxed immediately

Fuck em up Arizona