Spurs should have done a Gamebreaker™️ there

Feels like Brunson’s big head should be on Wemby’s body and Wemby’s tiny head should be on Brunson’s body

Philly! I'm pulling up to Shibe Vintage Sports for a book signing/block party on Tuesday June 9, 6-8 PM in support of my new book, "The Ballpark and Beyond." Snacks, drinks, books, and us, together—come by and say hi.

This is extremely Minor League Baseball and I love it

It’s not that Bluesky has the highest volume of bad posters, that simply is not true, it is that the posters who are bad on this site are so abysmal they tank the entire curve by themselves

These are back in stock 🫡

These are back in stock 🫡

It's June, which means even though it's not technically summer, it's basically summer. Which means it's gonna get hot out there. Which means you better look hot out there. With a shrimp shirt. Nothing hotter, in MY opinion, than fashion involving marine invertebrates. Get a shirt: SquidFacts.net

Really good Richmond Street Flea finds

Qatar Airways has defeated Emirates in the Champions League final

new guy to hate

Give me a baseball bat, a map, and a living wage. I'll take care of it

Freelancing is hard enough already, and inflation sucks. Defector is raising our base freelance rates by 20 percent. Great time to pitch us. Email me or [email protected]

Today marks the release date of my third book, “The Ballpark and Beyond.” I wrote it (75,000+ words,) & created all the art for it (150+ original illustrations.) I designed & packaged it, and I even narrated the audiobook. Available wherever books are sold—purchase, rate, and review.

found out that this is a legitimate company and I'm losing my goddamn mind

5.18.2026 Weekly 4x4 🤙

Welcome to Shrimp City! Teach your friends about a variety of crustaceans with this helpful visual aid - and set the record straight... bugs is shrimp. Shrimp is not bugs These shirts are designed by @the666cat.bsky.social & printed in Philly! Get one at SquidFacts.net (pls RT!)

people who draw comics should be given a small stipend by the government. A modest 250,000 per year should do it

Weenie 500. Tomorrow. Me. Wienermobiles. Indianapolis. 2pm ET on FOX. Clear your goddamned schedule.

my gf works corporate and is on a training about AI and there's a word cloud for "what do you use AI for." the largest word by far is "Nothing" and the trainer is PISSED

Turned off the game but it appears I’ve missed another James Harden masterclass

Cavs are currently beating the Knicks in MSG while wearing what appears to be practice jerseys

Really love having to install all of our window AC units even though it’s going to be 40 degrees colder in four days 👍

game 5: wemby unhinges his jaw and swallows chet holmgren whole game 6: spends the entire game courtside slowly digesting his meal in the prone position game 7: 52 points 32 rebounds 23 blocks

Sucks that the NHL playoffs had to end that way

My favorite genre of music is the rolling Fart Rock they play under the voiceover of hockey highlights during intermission

this website should go down more, on me

aaaaaand scene

Inventing the air conditioner Make it a 100 fucking pounds. No, no center mass to it at all somehow. Throw some fuckin…accordion arms on it that flap out and catch on everything when you’re carrying it up from the basement. And let me get 50 razor blades on the back of it too.

Giving up an unanswered touchdown to lose is insane

Sabres have 4x more power play goals tonight than they had all of April lmao

SABRES UPDATE

i am selling two beautfiul, extremely bad, hockey goalied. they no longer know how to save a puck, and are the Burden of my life

LET THE BASEBALL PLAYERS FUCK

Hey big record companies and metal acts: The LEAST you can do when debuting your new album with an illustrated cover that you commissioned, is to tag them in the post. It takes almost zero effort and helps the artist out immensely. Sincerely, cover artists everywhere

Weekly 4x4 is back because I just remembered 👍

Shout out to everyone who made it through the week without shitting their pants! Let's fucking go!! You did it!!!

20% off code for all my Bluesky peeps: BSKY20 Valid through Friday FoleysOnSouth.com

I've had others offer their walls, but they're all too big for this project (including the Kenzo Library, which I hope to be able to make a mural on in 2027, & a solid wall in East Kensington that is also just way too big for this project). Looking for a 3rd small wall in Port Richmond or NoLibs.

Would be cool if TNT and ESPN actually allowed crowd noise on their hockey broadcasts. Instead, it sounds like they’re playing in a library

Pominville banging the drum rocks. Hearing Rick Jeanneret losing his mind yelling “and the population of Pominville goes up by oneeeeeee!” is a very formative memory

He looks like he just got arrested for DUI

I’m bad at being online these days, but I’m making a lot of stuff! You could join my newsletter if you want alex-eckman-lawn.myshopify.com/pages/giveaway

I'm not sure how much the rest of America knows or understands about the MOVE bombing in Philly, but it was probably the single worst instance of police brutality in American history. I think of it every 5/13 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1985_MO...

Sucks we can’t fire our owner

This isn’t slop, this is straight up fuckin’ diarrhea

The Blair WOIMS Project

Perhaps my greatest achievement. Sneaking a naked ass onto the New Yorker website.