When I'm old (like 38), I'm going to tell all of the youths how fun the internet used to be

None of you believed in the Sixers. Neither did I but neither did you.

The Celtics’ logo really is perfect for the city—a poorly dressed, short white man giving you a disgusting, unsolicited little wink

Having a hard time conjuring a post that makes fun of the Celtics for being down double digits to the Sixers without also making fun of the Sixers

Asses are being blasted so I’m going all in on the Sabres, who can ACTUALLY beat Boston

Gonna tap into the Sixers game after Jeopardy to see if they’re getting their asses blasted again

I really don't feel like working today, which is unfortunate because I really didn't feel like working yesterday or the day before that or the day before that or the day before that or the day before that or the day before that or the day before that or the day before that either

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Couple of super quick (like 1h15m each) flyers for Ploughman Cider events happening today and tomorrow in Philly!

At least one of my dumbass teams beat Boston

Holy hell this rules

HOLY SHIT SABRES

SARBES

Let’s go Sarbes

The Tube Train, by Cyril E. Power, linocut, 1934.

🎶 Crap your pants everybody, for Philadelphia 76ers 🎶

🎶 Crap your pants everybody, for Philadelphia 76ers 🎶

The Celtics’ logo really is perfect for the city—a poorly dressed, short white man giving you a disgusting, unsolicited little wink

My Sabres are back in the playoffs for the first time since I was 20 years old and I’m VERY excited about that My Sixers are also back in the playoffs and, well, uh, yeah…

There is a bakery and a Vietnamese brunch spot opening in my neighborhood lfg

Draymond Green has Kawhi Leonard IN HELL right now

Now that the matchup with the Celtics is set, I am ready to die

Lmfao Drummond

Sixers rn:🦶💥🔫

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Crazy that Andre Drummond is younger than me but has been in the league my entire life

If Amazon Prime just had a tiny bit more money, I bet they could figure out how to properly stream live sports

Really good

Robert McCallum

Paid all of my dumbass taxes even though I really didn't want to 👍

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just in time for pride month, happy to announce I designed the Hot Dog flag

Saw Magnolia & Johnson Electric Co. play for like 3hrs straight at Johnny Brenda’s last night and it was incredible

My buds Libertee Grounds are somehow already turning 5! Cooked up some new stuff for their anniversary party and here’s to many, many more anniversaries to come.

Hell yeah

bro we just live in robocop now

Future voice: “Shorty on some-“

Can’t believe he posted that on taco Tuesday of all days

It sucks so bad that this place has become such a shit show since changing over to the new, idiot owner

The elder scrolls wisconsin

extremely bad time for an astronaut to find out he's a werewolf

Shout out to everyone who's supposed to be working but is looking at dumbass shit on the internet instead!!!

I've been doing more art direction this year and I'm quickly learning that a big part of it is pretending that other creatives' processes aren't driving you crazy when they're in fact driving you very crazy

Minoru Furuya