from the latest print edition of ‘The Onion’

Lmfao that was very funny

Oh baby! The Mountain Goats are playing Free at Noon next week and I will BE THERE

Listened to some music this week 👍

Watching football 👍

It’s 3pm, baby! Time to lay on the ground and let all of the blood in my legs flow into my head!!! Maybe my head will pop!

@newyorkcomiccon.bsky.social is a few weeks away! 🎃📖🎃 I’ll be tabling in Artist Alley for the first time and couldn’t be more excited!! Come see me, ACID NUN at table D-39 where I’ll be slinging tons of comic books, original art, prints and more 📚🙏🖤🦇 #nycc #nycc2025 #comicbook #silversprocket

I will be in Japan October 11-November 3rd. By the time I'm back, shipping rates will have increased for the holiday rush. Get an Eel Facts Advent calendar now to avoid the price hike! They are gorgeously illustrated by @ehrenenglish.bsky.social, and have 24 cool facts about EELS!! eelfacts.net

Never let them* see you sweat** *your clients **know that you’re working on 15 projects at once

Open for cover work, just sayin… thelarsenproject.com

This is funniest possible headline for a song literally called "Song for Bob Dylan"

TOMORROW come to Fishtown for an art market featuring 20 local artists! We'll have a wide variety of art, both in style and medium, from crochet to prints, stickers, ceramics, eel facts advent calendars (lol), and more! 11a-5p, at Star|bolt (1936 N Front St) Please come!

i made a new emoji to capture a feeling

Listened to some music this week 👍

Make sure to wish a librarian a happy Gerald Ford Trapped in The Penn Library Elevator Day.

Crunched some numbers and I average about 100 client projects per year. There are roughly 250 working days in a year (when you remove weekends/holidays). That means, on average, I’m starting and finishing a project every 2.5 business days…SHIT! No wonder why I’m always exhausted

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

Keith Haring, 1983

SAVE THE DATE: Philly Comics Expo is 10/5/25 from 10-6 Old Pine Community Center in Philly! I’ll be there with Hellscape Americana, Pulp Bytes, and plenty of new stuff! See ya there! #pcx #phillycomicsexpo #comics #indiecomics #horrorcomics #convention

“New Sickos Yes…hahaha…yes” just dropped

*Jason Isbell voice* Have fun, but stay clear of the ̶n̶e̶e̶d̶l̶e̶ internet

🚨 Cool educational item alert 🚨 We teamed up with Philly Nature Illustrator, Meg Lemieur @megstampede.bsky.social to create a 12 month wall calendar all about animals! The calendar includes lessons we can learn from animals & how we can help them. Pre-order here! www.etsy.com/listing/4366...

Me talking out loud to myself: Work sucks... All of the voices in my head singing in unison: I know!

Whaddya doing Saturday? Come hang with me, @hvon.bsky.social, @dennidraws.bsky.social, & 17 other Philly artists at the Artpocalypse Now! Art market! The venue (Star|Bolt) is gorgeous, & it's a solid excuse to support local artists & get cool stuff. Got ADHD? Get a reminder: luma.com/9wiciy1a

The "WC" on toilet doors stands for "we crappin'"

“Go Birds, F*** ICE and Free Palestine” - Hannah Einbinder during her #EMMYs speech

I have won as many games as the Kansas City Chiefs this season

Fired football coach Brent Pry's wikipedia photo is the hard-livin' version of opinion guy

Incredible how mind-bogglingly stupid everyone is in the year 2025

widdle mushroom goil 🍄‍🟫✨

how it feels to post a joke on here

Missives from an Augmented Reality: the JD Vance mural has been added as a Pokestop

Sheryl Crow fuckin’ rocks 👍

Listened to some music this week 👍

One of the absolute worst things about social media is all of the people posting all of the stuff that they're posting

Lmfao this cannot be real

Good morning from the official TikTok account of the nation of Romania

New season of Jeopardy let’s fuckin’ gooooooooooooooo!!!

Me to clients: I'll send you 2-3 concepts to choose from! Also me to clients: I know that I told you 2-3 concepts but here's one because it's THE ONE. Nothing else compares to this.

Today marks 8 years of working for the world’s worst boss (me) 👍

A Snoopy/Berserk commission

The fact that you are all mocking this man shows we have lost touch with the Old Ass Kicker genre. This man merely looks like a dad. Attaching pics of true Old Ass Kickers

Lmao go Bills

coach I was doing The Homer

Common American Skunk, by John James Audubon, 1845-48, 📸 via @irenekazakos

Realizing now that I've worked 11 of the last 12 days, which explains why my brain sorta feels like an egg that someone threw at a wall