CNN graphics put the asterisk in the wrong place, it appears…

Sorry, guys. My boss says I'm not allowed to do a general strike.

NEW: Second video shows ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A woman, a U.S. citizen, was killed

Oldie.

aaaand here it is lol

Steph Curry Finally Finishes Eating Mouthguard

They apologized for asking me to use AI after I explained why it's bad for all artists. It really seems that most, not all, people don't totally understand its negative impact just yet

Lmao fuck now I gotta stay up and watch overtime

What were electric eels called before electricity was discovered?

“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold “oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile

fUCK! All of the unfinished projects from 2025 followed me into 2026

Shop's re-opened and all of the extra I WANT TO BELIEVE 76ers shirts from last month's market are available! coreydanks.etsy.com

Welcome (back) to the working week

Endless Column, by Constantin Brâncuși, 1938, 📸 by @stephenmally

The Sixers have beaten the team named after short pants 👍

Next Saturday! First show of the year. Come on out, buy some comics, and hang at The Queen in Wilmington, DE for the Wilmington Comic Fest. See ya there! #wilmingtoncomicfest #comics #indiecomics

The Sixers are having a really good 3rd quarter—I had no idea that was even allowed

The 2026 Labs With Abs Calendar is here! It’s bigger! Message me if you want one. Happy New Year!

We're going to need a bigger Hague.

One of my favorite things I got to do in 2025 was design a new logo for my bro @raymondmcandrew.bsky.social's rec league hockey team

There have been no good reasons for staying on Twitter for years now, but at this point you will have to follow up any of your remaining excuses with “…and I don’t care about the child pornography.”

My lord, Indiana is giving Alabama the big poopie right now

HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR! 🎆

Less "here's everything that I accomplished this year" posts, more "here's all of the interesting cheeses that I ate this year" posts

The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.

kutsher's coffee shop, thompson, new york, 1977

Trying not to post on here too much because I don’t want people to think that I’m 38+ years old yet

Tom Brady is scary to look at

Nightmare blunt rotation

trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”

Got good at wrapping gifts at around the same age it started to hurt sitting on the floor

it's me. the surprise character in Avengers Doomsday is John Darnielle from the Mountain Goats. I murder half the Avengers with my sick rhymes but you have to see the movie to find out which ones

Die Hard is awesome because it makes the cops, the government, the media and corporations all look like self-preserving assholes, which is the true meaning of Christmas 🤗

i’m sorry but it’s time that i showed you all the truth

december 24th is always rough for me, especially this year. 36 years ago today, i was at the worst holiday party ever. just glad to have made it out alive. 🙏🏽

New work notebook for 2026 👍

It's almost been a year but I finally took some better photos! In my defense, the vestibule graphics have only been up for about a month.

lol I got asked to “use a little AI” on a project

Muffled Gunshot Heard From Inside Otto The Orange Costume

We revisited the 1964 RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER last night as a family. So, a Bissette Bumble gallery for all seasons, particularly this season! __ Artwork ©2025 Stephen R. Bissette

December 21st is a short king

snowmen are the only animals who can be constructed entirely of piss

kentucky fried chicken sign, marietta, georgia, 1992

It's the end of the year so we're doing this again! Year 8 sucked shit! - Total income down 28% - Design + Illustration income was down 24% (shit!) - Merch sales were down 37% - Lowest gross profit month: $1769 - Highest gross profit month: $10,680 - I made 47% of my income in 3 months (FUCK)