Petplay but you lose grip on the leash while we’re out on walkies as I attempt to maul a puppygirl

Holy fuck there's a trucking company in new mexico that uses the trap house tiger for their logo m.yelp.com/biz/bamkat-t...

Growing up is recognizing that Falco is a better lay than Fox Maturing is realizing James is the end tier catch all along, no contest

Homie puts 3 bucks in the gas tank after spending 50 on scratch tickets and day old hot dogs

I have already succeeded, because I am insane.

Good news chief, you don’t have to do anything; the pain and suffering is inflicted only by yourself. You can drop the self-help guru schtick and be your authentic self, you just don’t like how “shitty” that self is. That’s all it ever was. Self hatred veiled under toxic productivity. I. See. You.

There was nuttin we could do about it. Bagel Tiger is a made tiger, and Texas isn't.

Bagel Tiger was dealing with some Rea greaseball Texas shit.

I don’t hate you, but you certainly didn’t “do the work.” I do not regret to inform you that all of it has been and continues to be performative. But why does my input matter? We’re all temporarily embarrassed worm food; live your life as shittily as you want, chief.

Don't believe me? Here's the map for Cryo Archive rotated 90 degrees. Each area has a distinct different function for the ship akin to organs. And the kicker? THERE'S A FUCKASS HUGE LITERAL HEART IN THE COMPILER ROOM BUILT BY NUCAL. GUESS WHERE YOU FIGHT COMPILER? IN THE UPPER "CHEST" REGION.

Okay so my tinfoil is that the Marathon (the ship, not the game named after it) is actually supposed to be Durandal's "body." A physical form with the size of a deity.

Update: I do in fact still love my wife, @bageltiger.bsky.social I suggest finding someone you mesh with before you get married cause I don't regret being with this precious goober. <3

It's otter day btw

Holy fuck there's a trucking company in new mexico that uses the trap house tiger for their logo m.yelp.com/biz/bamkat-t...

In "GoodBagels", Bagel Tiger slices the garlic really thin so it will liquefy in the pan

Stop edging us and donate!

Bagel Tiger needs an interior decorator.

BAGEL TIGER WAS A MADE WOMAN! AND TEXAS ISN'T! AND DERE AIN'T NUTTIN WE COULD DO BOUT IT.

Hey y'all. It's high time I get out of dodge, and I need your help to do it. Texas has become a hot bed for anti-trans legislation and it is no longer safe for me and my wife to live here. Please spread the word and donate if you can. gofund.me/803610dfa linktr.ee/bageltiger

HOW MUCH MORE BETRAYAL CAN BAGEL TIGER TAKE??

This isn’t about money.

STREAM TIME Going live with more Forza Horizon 6 Over at Twitch.tv/papabray

It’s all coin. Heads, tails, the air, sky, moon, me, you. It’s all just coin.

Post your warning sign

MOUSE Finale? MAYBE? Come hang out. www.twitch.tv/heyoitsyak

Would you still hate yourself if there was nobody left to impress? Or are your movements for growth and “healing” only serving to make you more digestible to those around you? Routinely abandoning yourself for others isn’t noble, or selfless, it’s using others for self harm. Love yourself.

Being a Triage should come with 401k #marathon

speak for yourself I do parkour runs after grunting out a fat log

Genuine question: What kind of canine/lupine would I be? 🤔

Small baby bird turns blue and dies (real)

I am audibly cumming in the establishment

speak for yourself I do parkour runs after grunting out a fat log

I have a problem

The Bagel Tiger never had the makings of a varsity athlete. She had her gallbladder removed.

Would you still hate yourself if there was nobody left to impress? Or are your movements for growth and “healing” only serving to make you more digestible to those around you? Routinely abandoning yourself for others isn’t noble, or selfless, it’s using others for self harm. Love yourself.

Imagine The Grinch's big round hairy belly jostling around while he slaps and rubs it while laughing

Genuine question: What kind of canine/lupine would I be? 🤔

I have the furniture and personal belongings move setup and sorted; the only thing I need is to get me, my wife and my car up to Seattle. Only hitch is that I'm terrified of driving due to work trauma and the car crash last year. ...Anyone want to drive my ride up to Seattle from Texas? :c

Being a Triage should come with 401k #marathon

This is one of my best friends id love if anyone could offer help any little bit goes a long way💜

I want to give y'all an update on the relocation so far. I've made a video giving the play by play but here's the TL;DR - We're approved for an apt in PNW - TX landlord wants >$8,000 to break lease - In talks with relocation orgs to help Love y'all 💙 gofund.me/803610dfa linktr.ee/bageltiger

Help them out

Bagel Tiger spent 10 years in Texas making grilled cheese sandwiches on the radiator, not a peep.

Imagine The Grinch's big round hairy belly jostling around while he slaps and rubs it while laughing

I am very excited to announce the AWESOME TEAMS for the upcoming Anthro Arena: Deadlock event! Come watch them compete in an intense tournament bracket event on the Front Page of Twitch! Ft. casters @morninchai.bsky.social and @aurumttv.bsky.social www.twitch.tv/sethraccoon Teams Below:

STREAM TIME!!!! Going swimming with my homie @cab47attacks.bsky.social in the tasty lead water. Over at Twitch.tv/papabray