Happy 10th anniversary, @andyrichter.co

A thing that gives me great joy when I remember to do it is to give a listen to a great album that I haven’t heard in a long time and tonight it was ELO’s A New World Record and good lord it is sublime

@andyrichter.co is the fucking best. Love this man. www.salon.com/2025/11/04/w...

DWTS TONIGHT! ROCK N ROLL HOF NIGHT! Emma and I still need your votes! YOU CAN ONLY VOTE IN A 2 HOUR WINDOW SPECIFIC TO YOUR TIME ZONE: Pacific 5 to 7pm Mountain 6 to 8pm Central 7 to 9pm Eastern 8 to 10pm You have to vote in those 2hrs Vote for us by texting ANDY to 21523 or go to DWTSvote.abc.com

"How would less fortunate corporations like Walmart, McDonald’s, and Amazon get by without SNAP and other programs to subsidize their sub-poverty level wages that leave many of their workers reliant on benefits?"

UPDATE: Nielsen data just in for Tuesday's Halloween episode and...amazingly...DWTS added viewers again, and has now increased its audience for a stunning six consecutive weeks. It averaged 6.735M viewers, up from 6.63 last week. I hope @andyrichter.co is getting a bonus

My daughter met Jerry Orbach at Disneyland!

Here is the long and short of it.

Got a spooky story? Visit a haunted house? See a ghost? I want to hear about it. It’s the Andy Richter Call-In Show Halloween episode next week - and we’re joined by Asif Ali. To submit your spooky story, fill out the Google form in my bio or leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604

The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?

here take the idol you must not let it fall into their hands

Got a spooky story? Visit a haunted house? See a ghost? I want to hear about it. It’s the Andy Richter Call-In Show Halloween episode next week - and we’re joined by Asif Ali. To submit your spooky story, fill out the Google form in my bio or leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604

I was on Ahmet Zappa’s YT show! youtu.be/Gid2KmFGwCw

Steve Agee @steveagee.bsky.social and I want to hear your HIGH ANXIETY stories! We want to hear about the time you (or someone you know!) got freaked the f out. Fill out the Google Form in my bio or leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604! As always, off-topic wildcards also welcome.

(Civil War breaks out) Fuck this, I’m starting a pretzel company

Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America

this rocks. when indiana edu killed the student newspaper, Purdue stepped up, printed the forbidden issue, drove it to Bloomington and stocked the boxes.

I’m so grateful we get to experience someone like Shohei Ohtani. Forget whatever team he plays for, it’s just amazing we get to see someone do this stuff.

Steve Agee @steveagee.bsky.social and I want to hear your HIGH ANXIETY stories! We want to hear about the time you (or someone you know!) got freaked the f out. Fill out the Google Form in my bio or leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604! As always, off-topic wildcards also welcome.

Caitlin Reilly joined The Andy Richter Call-In Show for your Performance Anxiety Stories! Caitlin & Andy also discussed Caitlin’s recent honeymoon, Andy becoming the “people’s princess” on DWTS, and much more. Listen in the “Three Questions with Andy Richter” podcast feed or in the SiriusXM app.

He did it again for the 5 year anniversary

Unless and until some kind of compelling legal and moral argument is presented as to why this is a legitimate use of deadly force, this is just…mass murder.

James Adomian and I want to hear your best - or, ideally, worst - CHURCH STORIES! Talk to us about any funny church or religion story - and, as always, WILDCARDS are welcome. Fill out the Google form in my bio or leave a voicemail at 855-266-2604

In this ANDY RICHTER CALL-IN SHOW podcast , Andy is joined by his friend and DWTS partner, Emma Slater! They talk Andy’s unexpected dance journey, & the amazing online response they’ve received. Hear it NOW in the “Three Questions with Andy Richter” podcast feed, wherever you get your podcasts.

Yep

The elimination of USAID is a moral atrocity and all involved made a choice to enable, and then lie about, ending the lives of some of the most vulnerable people in the world.

DWTS TONIGHT! You have been so great & we’d love to stick around! Please vote: Pacific 5 to 7pm Mountain 6 to 8pm Central 7 to 9 Eastern 8 to 10 You have to vote in those two hours Vote for us by texting ANDY to 21523 or go to dwtsvote.abc.com 10 votes per couple per method SEE YOU TONIGHT!!! #dwts

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

ICE is made up of men who have failed the human test and have nothing of value to offer this nation. Adults with decency and options and possibilities don’t do this shit.

I want to hear your worst STAGE FRIGHT or PERFORMANCE ANXIETY stories. Fill out the Google Form in my bio or leave a voicemail at 855-266-2604 - talk to Harvey Guillén and I live on the Andy Richter Call-In Show this Wednesday at 1pm PT/4pm ET!

I'm not worried: Once ICE rounds up all the illegals, they'll stop.

ICE is pepper spraying CPD (Chicago police)

When you drag a woman by the hair, beat her and force her to kiss your flag, that’s how you tell the world you are the Good Guys

and it's all thanks to @andyrichter.co

Update: ABC says this is the first time #DWTS has shown three weeks of consecutive growth at the start of a new season since 2005-- i.e., when the show launched in American in June 2005. This would be the *first* time this has happened at the start of a regular Sept-May Nielsen season.

Actor Harvey Guillén and I want to hear your PERFORMANCE ANXIETY stories! Stage fright, terrible work presentations, awful musical gigs. Leave a voicemail at 855-266-2604 or fill out the Google form in my bio!

Thank you all!

this is the third time Donald Trump has shut down the government while his party controls both houses of Congress

DWTS TONIGHT! Please vote for me and Emma! Vote by your time zone: Eastern 8:00-10:00pm Central 7:00-9:00pm Mountain 6:00-8:00pm Pacific 5:00-7:00pm You can only vote during those times! Vote for us by SMS: Text ANDY to 21523 Or online at dwtsvote.abc.com 10 votes per couple per method THANK YOU!

"if you want to applaud, then applaud" and everyone for the rest of the speech staying stone cold silent is absolutely devastating

People of Illinois, we need your help. Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors. We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.

The flew the entire military leadership in so they could see for themselves that the Secretary of Defense is a mouthbreathing dipshit and the Commander in Chief is a senile, weak old man who might keel over at any moment.

Coworker (end of a very long work zoom): "Okay, anyone have anything else?" Me: "Christopher Cross filled in on guitar for Deep Purple in 1970 when Ritchie Blackmore fell ill shortly before a show and" (coworker clicks End Meeting for All)

In any other country, if federal agents fired upon journalists when unprovoked — what would we call it? If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say? Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.

However, the Chicago White Sox *have* won the World Series. Rapture enthusiasts are batting .000

A DWTS fan accused me of making fun of Christians because I made a joke about the rapture, and I wanted to tell them that if I made fun of someone who bet 10 grand on the White Sox to win the World Series you couldn’t really say that I was making fun of baseball fans