Got my new headshots! Unfortunately I scheduled the shoot on the same day that I demolished an old potting shed in my backyard

The Andy Richter Call-In Show is back Wednesday & we want to hear your NEW LEAF NIGHTMARES! We want to hear your resolution gone wrong. I’ll be joined by the great @kerrikenneysilver - leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604 or fill out the Google Form in my bio. As always, Wild-Cards welcome.

Starting an OnlyFans but just for x-rays, MRIs, and colonoscopies

How DARE you introduce a touch of chili heat to my hot chocolate? Unforgivable. The ultimate betrayal

The only thing ChatGPT ever does.

We watched Home Alone with my youngest daughter last night, so we put on Home Alone 2 tonight. We’re about 15 minutes in, and I’m like, you know what, fuck Kevin

The most surprising part of Is It Cake? for me is the level of surprise exhibited by the judges when something is revealed to be cake. I mean, it’s in the title

Same story as I told it to @andyrichter.co on SIRIUSXM last week. youtu.be/nz1Nke3_eB0?...

Instagram is hot tonight!

incredible that the oldest scam in the book — “look away from the greed and poor leadership that destroy your chance to make a career, it is the [blanks] that stole your job!” — still works

Delightful interview with @andyrichter.co on CBC Radio this morning www.cbc.ca/listen/live-...

🟡 @andyrichter.co joins Mixed Signals for an existentially funny conversation about surviving three decades in entertainment. Andy also talks about the decline of late night as a cultural force — and how “Dancing With the Stars” accidentally turned him into a TikTok phenomenon.

On the next Andy Richter Call-In Show, Kyle Mooney & I want to hear your GIFT STORIES. It’s the season of giving, for better or worse, and I want to hear about it. Call 855-266-2604 or fill out the Google Form in my bio. We’re live this Wed at 1pm PST 4pm EST on SiriusXM’s Conan O’Brien Radio.

Highly recommend this episode of @andyrichter.co podcast with @samreich.bsky.social, especially if you read my Onion newsletter and want to know some past and present comedy influences. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

On this week’s Andy Richter Call-In Show, we want to hear your WINTER STORIES! I want stories about snow days, ski disasters, let’s get into the winter spirit. Call 855-266-2604 or fill out the Google form in my bio. We’re live this Wednesday at 4pm eastern on SiriusXM’s Conan O’Brien Radio.

And with that, half of my Christmas shopping is done

David Glosser, Stephen Miller’s uncle, told CNN his nephew is an “immigration hypocrite”: “Had we not been able to enter America when we did, Stephen Miller would never exist” (2018)

Hey, one year the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade even had that @andyrichter.co guy from DANCING WITH THE STARS...

Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s. This is the power of vaccines. The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer. Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!

its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made

screaming FUCK YOU into a banana phone

It’s National Play With Dad Day, which my daughter celebrated by pooping her pants while we walked the dogs

Yesterday in car, Fat Bottomed Girls came on & my 5 yo daughter made me play it 3 times. When we got in car this AM, she immediately said “play the fat bottom song” & we listened to it 4 times. She was singing along after the second play. Dropped her off, then I listened 3 more times on the way home

My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

Having a 5 yo means watching Rudolph for the third fucking time in 3 days

Thanks @siriusxmprog.bsky.social !

ARCIS IS BACK NEXT WEEK. Eddie Pepitone and I want to hear your BAD NEIGHBOR stories. Dial 855 266-2604 and leave your story or fill out the Google form in my bio and we may call and have you share your tale. SiriusXM channel 104

True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer

NEW: @propublica.org investigated the Chicago apartment raid where kids were zip-tied and citizens detained for hours. They find: - NONE of the arrested were criminally charged - NO evidence the building was "filled with TdA terrorists." - ZERO legitimate reason for DHS to rappel from a Blackhawk.

Happy 10th anniversary, @andyrichter.co

A thing that gives me great joy when I remember to do it is to give a listen to a great album that I haven’t heard in a long time and tonight it was ELO’s A New World Record and good lord it is sublime

@andyrichter.co is the fucking best. Love this man. www.salon.com/2025/11/04/w...

DWTS TONIGHT! ROCK N ROLL HOF NIGHT! Emma and I still need your votes! YOU CAN ONLY VOTE IN A 2 HOUR WINDOW SPECIFIC TO YOUR TIME ZONE: Pacific 5 to 7pm Mountain 6 to 8pm Central 7 to 9pm Eastern 8 to 10pm You have to vote in those 2hrs Vote for us by texting ANDY to 21523 or go to DWTSvote.abc.com

"How would less fortunate corporations like Walmart, McDonald’s, and Amazon get by without SNAP and other programs to subsidize their sub-poverty level wages that leave many of their workers reliant on benefits?"

UPDATE: Nielsen data just in for Tuesday's Halloween episode and...amazingly...DWTS added viewers again, and has now increased its audience for a stunning six consecutive weeks. It averaged 6.735M viewers, up from 6.63 last week. I hope @andyrichter.co is getting a bonus

My daughter met Jerry Orbach at Disneyland!

Here is the long and short of it.

Got a spooky story? Visit a haunted house? See a ghost? I want to hear about it. It’s the Andy Richter Call-In Show Halloween episode next week - and we’re joined by Asif Ali. To submit your spooky story, fill out the Google form in my bio or leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604

The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?

here take the idol you must not let it fall into their hands

Got a spooky story? Visit a haunted house? See a ghost? I want to hear about it. It’s the Andy Richter Call-In Show Halloween episode next week - and we’re joined by Asif Ali. To submit your spooky story, fill out the Google form in my bio or leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604

I was on Ahmet Zappa’s YT show! youtu.be/Gid2KmFGwCw