shhhh baby let me do The Downward Spiral on you

unhooking my jaws

go ahead make a bargain with death let’s see how that turns out

choked to completion

it's 2am i am listening to ambient music and i will never die

live fast, die hung

sorry i didn't text you back my cat was being really cute so i was petting her for half an hour

i know im in the posting zone when all i can hear is a modem noise inside my head

telling somebody that the way they look is giving me the ick

i got crucified like 16 dudes away from jesus we were mostly just talking about how hot it was

backshots here

Thinking of a new AI company just called Intelligence with the slogan "There's Nothing Artificial About It." Ouuhhh, take my money, oooouuhh!!!!

I would always beat the shit out of my dad on his first phase but then he would transform into the pig beast Ganon and I was too little to know that I could hit his energy balls back at him with my sword

i feel weird

googling toys for adults and crying and screaming and throwing up at some of the results

we’re in shadow of a dying world i’m gonna wear my pajamas to the store

my teeth hang outside of my mouth connected by their nerves swinging together like wind chimes

are you coming to the freak off

the costco executives, they came to me and they said we're trapped in a horrible deal. they had a contract with pepsi and they asked if I could tear it up. I said sure, I'll make them tear it up, but you're paying for all my diet coke from now on. That was a great deal for me and the american people

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two big graves and one small grave. The person you are going to kill probably has a family.

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. The person you are going to kill probably has a spouse or right hand man that will get in your way.

Counting or not counting gang violence?

before you seek revenge dig two graves, one for practice and the other for the body

you should be able to pay for stuff with your blood

unhooking my jaw and slowly pulling you inside my stomach to be digested

it was that hurt it used to flood the earth and scorch the skies with stolen fire

blood on their hands they welcome it, no they worship it, they never sleep and we serve in their waking dream

domination is their only nature it's their only language they drag your skin across razors

they dream everything we see and they speak everything we read

the first date i went on was when i was 15 we tried to get in to see an R rated movie and when they denied us i started pouring water from the fountain into a electrical box outside the theater and got arrested

biting off my tongue and swallowing it

drinking a warm glass of distilled water for dinner

not now kitten, daddy needs to tighten your straps

Eating a bunch of chips out of a cornucopia

i'm not one of those circumcision guys but it is kinda crazy to take a knife to a baby's dick and i understand how they get to where they are

i ❤️ being sedated in the hospital

if you're building a compound stay the fuck away from me

you're going to be so embarrassed about the way you treated me when we both die and our essences are reabsorbed into The Collective

you and the wife should come over to the compound for dinner don't worry about the guys at the gate with AK-47s they just need to scan your biometrics

soft-launching my compound

nothing good has ever come from a guy who builds a compound

if i was buried alive i wouldn't panic i was going to be buried eventually anyway and at least it's quiet

god cannot see inside this Super 8 motel room and you don't get the choice to leave

target rich environment is a beautiful name for a girl

(being loaded onto a train bound for the camps) well at least i know it's not because i put my name on an email list

standing on top of the Devils Tower waving a sign at the night sky that reads "abduct me i am chill"

Jimmy Kimmel being censored has sent shockwaves throughout the antifa extremist leftist community, who were relying on his show for instructions on how to make chemical weapons