wargen
@funeralpig.bsky.social
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KAFUI 🇬đź‡
9 months ago
I’m an empath, which means the cruel, biting personal attacks I launch at retail employees, friends, fellow motorists, neighbors, customer service professionals and my own (bitch) mother actually hurt me way way more than they hurt anyone else
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reposting a joke and seeing the number of likes go down
about 10 hours ago
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some lady on TikTok found an ancient spear that allowed her to pin god’s foot onto the earth
about 1 year ago
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guys my uncle works at Nintendo and he said 2026 is going to be better
about 10 hours ago
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tara
about 11 hours ago
Smearing horse blood around the threshold to ward away malevolent new year entities
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how it do be sometimes
add a skeleton here at some point
about 12 hours ago
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i hope in the end i haven’t just been a friend to you… but also an unc
about 12 hours ago
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shooting my christmas tree at midnight
about 13 hours ago
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whoa there partner i'm the trauma-dumper round these here parts
about 16 hours ago
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eating my aunt’s christmas tree
about 17 hours ago
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i don't like that santa comes down the chimney that is the behavior of an apex predator
1 day ago
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okay goodnight santa is coming
1 day ago
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pretty pretty
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10 Feet Up (Copenhagen X Sessions) by Sleep Party People on Apple Music
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i found god in the last 5% of a vape
1 day ago
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riding with the stick like witchcraft
1 day ago
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Villein đź”’
5 days ago
my new year's resolution is to escape the grain silo i've been trapped in for two weeks
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wrestling santa down and forcing him to hand over the naughty list
1 day ago
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merry christmas to beast coasters only
1 day ago
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the ghost of christmas future asked if i would jack off in front of him?
1 day ago
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competentposter
about 2 years ago
Building inspector shaking his head, writing in his clipboard after noticing I only used one gummy jujube per stud in my gingerbread rafters. "Sir, we're going to have to step outside while I fill out this form. This shit could come down on us at any moment."
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⧉
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*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great *in reindeer chat* BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess DonnerTime: buncha dolphies? VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
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merry christmas from lillian
1 day ago
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do you want to take these pills and play emotional chicken
1 day ago
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do you want to get high and say the saddest things that ever happened to you
1 day ago
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kicking in all your basement windows for private reasons
1 day ago
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hey some guy is waiting for you in the hallway he said something about a blood debt i wasn’t really listening
1 day ago
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once AI is sentient let’s program it feel pain
1 day ago
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they recovered the black box from santa's sleigh looks like he hit those mountains on purpose you can hear the reindeer trying to stop him
2 days ago
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this quest sucks man look at these rewards, green loot and like 30gp i’m gonna spit on the quest giver when i get back with these boar hides
1 day ago
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here's the problem you have a dog brain
3 days ago
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get the fuck out of here, dog brain
4 days ago
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i came out of the matter transporter with a dog brain
22 days ago
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orcus
1 day ago
we got a guy making a mess in the bar, says he’s the king of all birds, he’s not with you guys right?
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JLP
1 day ago
The Piss of Doctor Shit
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found your food and beverages
1 day ago
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1 day ago
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tricked myself and did my chores i’m such a salty dog
add a skeleton here at some point
1 day ago
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i have to go now please remember i will always love you
1 day ago
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synthwave: so cool imagine driving around late at night in the rain synthwave w/ lyrics: dork shit absolutely embarrassing for all parties
2 days ago
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at the bird airport and there's a confused human wandering around bumping into seed bells
2 days ago
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Little Pooter
2 days ago
Merry Christmas!
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this christmas the hogs will eat the farmer
2 days ago
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bury me with my CPAP mask on
2 days ago
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i fell in love with pond scum roughly formed into the shape of a woman
2 days ago
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the nonchalant landlord
2 days ago
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the landlord from whose brow all other landlords sprang forth
2 days ago
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the primal landlord
2 days ago
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i'm the spiritual landlord and your rent is due
2 days ago
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laughing cause i did it all wrong
2 days ago
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brooo
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