50/50 shot angela

for 7 - 20 players, 2 of whom will divorce

now available on vinyl

shoulda called it a clicker

TONIGHT! 🎺

nat 1s are more interesting than nat 20s 🎲

OK *almost* anywhere in the world

we are *not* having a baja blast up here

uncanny

the little henchmen in tim burton movies be like

next tuesday, 1/27, i'll be hosting a little Q+A live stream exclusively for dropout superfans in which i 😈SPOIL THINGS😈. superfans will be sworn to secrecy or else or risk getting from me a disappointed selfie.

the transitive property of mr. kurt

when you cant place the voice actor in the animated show

nice to know what im missing at least

no do the opposite

would you swipe right

positive daily habits be like

whoa just got word george lucas has added all these guys into the prequels

you wouldn't let the devil take over

this guy throws on cantina band (dance club remix bass booted) at the dance floor at your wedding wyd

deeply lactose intolerant but want an entire cheese pizza

R2Decaf is in fact spoken for

my grade school friends max and david have launched a deeply inadvisable podcast in where they review one oreo flavor per episode. here we are discussing the nose notes of the chinese variety, "cheese." it's called "double stuff." god help us all. 🍪

new year, new noise!!!

they’re so great together

directed by quentin tarantino

there’s a new scene stealer in town

ha ha ha ha happy holidays 🃏❄️

want a squirt of my water bottle?

this counts as a spinoff

enjoy x.com/makesomenoi...

brb headcanoning myself into kpop demon hunters

two incredible anecdotes back-to-back

very proud of the whole game changer team!

marvel tapped me provide the voice of j. jonah jamesson in this trailer for their game contest of champions. watch on marvel's channels! 💥

.@jennifergarner you know what to do

when the prompt is catered specifically to your personality

two write-ups for four pills in twenty twenty-five!! congrats cameron!!

if you remember the prompt, you're not doing it right

bribery works

mister policeman we gave you all the clues

round up your two best dads to watch this ep with

tune in and theres a crisp ₡2,000 in it for ya

a serious sit-down with @fastcompany.com

they're all here to MUNK! SUNK! NUNK!

strangely inspirational

enough with these hollywood reboots

amen

important to give prompts the space to decide for themselves what they want to be

extremely scary episode this week