Mike Ginn
@shutupmikeginn.bsky.social
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My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
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my elderly jehova's witness landlady very seriously told me she is excited for the imminent resurrection because her dead brother can finally start working off the debt he accrued living with her rent free
20 minutes ago
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people who eat ice cream by getting just a little bit on the spoon are simply better than me. when I take a bite of ice cream I try to fill up the whole mouth
about 13 hours ago
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very drunk neighbor asked to take my picture getting into my car because he intends to start "men with aura" instagram page. can't stress enough how drunk he was.
about 24 hours ago
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Chris DeLeon â make your own games
7 days ago
one very cool thing about doing laundry is it makes your clothes reusable. this can be an incredible way to save money and reduce unnecessary waste
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i am going to a magician showcase thing and because magicians love to pick on me, which i hate, i am going to be dressing like a magician as a deterrent to them bringing me on stage
7 days ago
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The Spencer Pratt interview has a lot of bangers but his example of what would be more fun than running for mayor is an all-timer to me
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7 days ago
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having a friend who is 25-50% a hater is the absolute best. but if someone is like 75% a hater its the most depressing thing in the world (still not as bad as a friend who is less than 5% a hater)
7 days ago
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doing âthe pencil trickâ at a coffee shop where I drop a pencil and as I sensuously bend over to pick it up I slip, fall, and it goes through my eye socket and into my brain
7 days ago
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when I have to use a grocery store bathroom I always worry someone is meddling with my grocery cart. I know I havenât technically bought it yet, but socially the food belongs to me
8 days ago
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Marie (same one)
9 days ago
this and some laudanum and a luggage cart with 12 ostrich leather hatboxes >>>>>>>>
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just walked into a bar and the bartender was cleaning a pint glass with a rag. love archetypal shit like that. wanted to ask him if he remembered a red haired woman in there last week and scream âwell sheâs DEADâ no matter what his answer
12 days ago
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Good Trailcams
12 days ago
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Ezekiel
13 days ago
Here are some images from my free Patreon post this month, which is a collection of more than fifty digital collages entitled "Behind the Curtain," available here:
www.patreon.com/posts/behind...
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tv news shouldnât break the 4th wall. there should be a designated âdummyâ who the anchors explain the news to so I can watch in secret. donât need these overgroomed freaks looking straight at meâŠ
13 days ago
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DBJ
14 days ago
Why don't you all give it a RT for tomorrow at 5 pacific, 8 eastern on
twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse
. Featuring
@jessefarrar.com
@osullyville.bsky.social
, Nick Wiger of Doughboys fame, and a mystery guest. I just finished putting the last question on the board. I'm proud of this one I reckon
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love when writers talk about how important character is to them. same vibe as when chefs talk about loving ingredients
14 days ago
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one of the best things I ever saw was a woman walk out of the bathroom with her chihuahua and it had a little piece of toilet paper stuck to its back paw
15 days ago
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio)
16 days ago
Need to bring one of my favorite basketball tweets over here
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my understanding of The Boys is that itâs Deadpool for guys who make fun of Deadpool
17 days ago
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FunnyJoke ComedyMan
17 days ago
me on hour 85 listening to a man explain the history of how English developed from proto indo European (we are finally at middle English)
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(spinning the obsession wheel because Iâm between special interests) come on writing! art history! at least something work related! (wheel lands on âMaritime Logisticsâ) fuck!
17 days ago
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yo watch guy checking in here. sitting down at the computer for a long night of my favorite activity: coveting
18 days ago
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watch guys are so boring. they always come up to me like "yo is that a Seiko?" yeah dude, i bought it because it's silver, tells time, and was $70. but we can't form a friendship based on that
18 days ago
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I need to get a coverup of my huge Red Dragon backpiece tattoo. If I were really becoming him, it would have happened by now
18 days ago
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Cullen
19 days ago
god it would be so tempting to jump up out of the crowd and sack him
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Grace Freud
24 days ago
Iâm an entry level siren.
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i went to an 80s cover band show tonight and it was the highest per capita density of men in their 50s on dates with women in their 20s i've ever seen. a bunch of them started making out during "sweet child o mine" which i think they took literally
20 days ago
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infamous back to the future maligner sits in DeLorean, is humbled
20 days ago
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jenny tightpants
21 days ago
all this odyssey-posting has got me thinking about this again
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Reading some James Bond books and I really think the movies donât do the him justice. He should constantly be saying stuff like âIâm having an internal monologue about killing myselfâ
21 days ago
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if you see a woman throw up in a movie it always means sheâs pregnant. we could help hide this if other movies would pitch in and include people throwing up for no reason more
21 days ago
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Experimenting with chilling and sitting still. Basically I think itâs not good I feel like a husky who sleeps in a crate.
21 days ago
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(gravely, after prompting ChatGPT with âsummarize the odysseyâ and reading it between rounds of CS Go) Christopher Nolan you have ruined my favorite Ancient Greek epic poem
21 days ago
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helped my elderly landlady fix her WhatsApp and 100% confirmed she's the victim of numerous financial scams. but i honestly feel kind of good my rent is mostly going to dudes in southeast asia pretending to be jehovah's witnesses
23 days ago
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well well well the kid who told me it was lame to wear sweatpants in 2nd grade has inherited his fatherâs large concrete pouring business and thus will never experience getting to build something for himself. another win for MG
23 days ago
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I love when travel shows use really shallow depths of field⊠that city you spent $400k flying everyone out to? Thatâs the last thing I want to see
24 days ago
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finding out The Odyssey has woke-casted a Polish person
25 days ago
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great villain you have in the sequel to a movie where the original villain died. I love that heâs referred to as the original villainâs âdisciple,â but itâs a little too scary his methods are âeven more extreme.â
28 days ago
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I genuinely feel bad for TikTok comedy people. If you come up with a bit thatâs actually funny, immediately 200 people who look like you only hotter steal the bit and make no reference to you. Truly nightmarish
28 days ago
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I go on huge walks almost every day but itâs never to âclear my head.â Half the fun is it goes absolutely crazy up there
29 days ago
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i think i would make a great spy, but my politics don't align with anyone who has any real power. best case scenario a DSA chapter hires me to spy on their rival DSA chapter
30 days ago
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about 1 month ago
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Museum of Twitter
about 1 month ago
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chatgpt makes my job way easier in that everyone else is using it and i'm just holding it down normal style. getting crazy compliments like "you send great emails" yeah, i because someone actually wrote it!
about 1 month ago
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this has got to be my all-time worst opinion but after getting a dedicated ereader I donât think Iâll ever pick up a paper book again. carrying around pages Iâve already read? Couldnât be me
about 1 month ago
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i know i have some cool photography mutuals here so wanted to plug my friend Zeke's incredible patreon. he basically releases a photobook PDF each month and they're really good. he has a free tier and a paid!
www.patreon.com/c/eezekiel/p...
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Get more from eEzekiel on Patreon
creating collections of images
https://www.patreon.com/c/eezekiel/posts
4 months ago
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Ken Jennings
about 1 month ago
The main thing in art and entertainment to keep your finger on the pulse of the fans and what they want, their feedback is so important.
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jeremy kaplowitz
about 2 months ago
in the film Erin Brockovich, there is a scene where Aaron Eckhart is playing cards and someone says "you've got the joker." this is a sly reference to him playing Two Face in The Dark Knight
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Chicago's #1 Austerity Destroyer, MSW (NOT A MAN)
about 2 months ago
Under socialism everyone will get banh mis whenever they want.
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