only 25 hours and 2 minutes left to pledge please! seedandspark.com/fund/girlie

I can always spot a newbie Ruffalo fan right away. real ruffaloheads know

god I’m so bad at this lol. only 2 days left to pledge! only 2 days until I stop annoying you for awhile. we’re at 93% of my goal! could you be the one… to push it over the edge… seedandspark.com/fund/girlie

have you heard about how there’s only 4 days left to pledge to my fundraiser campaign. I’m at 83% of my goal. do you LIKE cervical cancer? okay wow that’s really interesting of you! seedandspark.com/fund/girlie

oh my god? less than 5 days to pledge to this campaign and I’m at 83% of my goal. i wonder if i can reach a hundred per cent in time…. 🤔 seedandspark.com/fund/girlie

oh god sorry but I’m raising money to make a short film inspired by my experience w cervical cancer. i’m sorry but there are only 8 days left to pledge. somebody help meeee seedandspark.com/fund/girlie

THANK YOU @vineyille.bsky.social for your pledge to my short film fundraiser campaign! now this is a pal who “supports the arts.”

🚀 Hey Tara! Discover exciting new ways to bleed.

a lot of people out there seem to think a millionaire is someone who has a million dollars and billionaire is someone who has two million dollars and a trillionaire is someone who has three million dollars

don’t be mad but I’m raising money to make a short film. it’s inspired by my experience with cervical cancer/subsequent partial hysto (“Everything but the Ovaries”) and can somebody help me here: seedandspark.com/fund/girlie

it’s ok to dress up as santa

guy in the elevator: happy Halloween me: thank you.

so, I’m working in the lab late one night, right

will be sprinkling a little unflavored collagen protein powder into trick or treaters bags this year. i assume everyone i come in contact with now is menopausal?

oh my god. I had cervical cancer. but I don’t anymore! I’m dealing with it in the healthiest way possible: making a whole production out of it. don’t be mad at me but the fundraiser for my short film GIRLIE is live seedandspark.com/fund/girlie

I actually did see a ghost in my house but I can’t really deal with it right now because I’ve just been soo super busy.

the christ gpt bot said we could do whatever sins. he went on to say that he doesn’t even think about us that much. I didn’t even ask anything

are you one of doctor oz’s “under-babied”? you’re not alone…….. seedandspark.com/fund/girlie

oh this is cool the redirect link isn’t working. i suppose i just have to repost myself. use this seedandspark.com/fund/girlie

good news: I don’t have cervical cancer! bad news: I wrote a short film about it. and to make things even worse, I launched a crowdfunding campaign to try and make it a real short film. GIRLIE is live at girlieshort.com. “check it out”????

i’m still gonna delete them but i need all campaign texts to start with “Get a load of this.”

if you really think about it, it’s audrey’s birthday today

my boyfriend just called me a beautiful woman. what the fuck?

also next weekend we’ll be marching at the seed oil rally. it’s in favor of. it’s pro the seed oil

word processing tools and polls and shit within texts isn’t enough. I need to be able to text my friends a smartsheet of our quarterly projects so we can determine bottlenecks. I need my mom to text me a breakdown chart of her KPIs

i buy a pair of pants, i gain a little weight. i buy a pair of pants and i gain a little weight

new season means a new breakfast sludge to disturb my loved ones with

bruce springsteen (my boss) voice: well they, shut down the starbucks on vermont last night

on yet another reddit for yet another 20+ year old prestige hbo show I’ve just finished watching for the first time. whatever it takes to get all my Important Thoughts about anything but the present moment validated!

you have no idea the fire that you have ignited within this niece

cut off a Waymo and it fired ammo from its thing

Can they make ai consumers next. so it’s just ai selling to ai. and we can all just go to the beach

is there any money anywhere

the new “body keeps the score” is “brain is head guts”

i’m not built for being seen or heard. I should only be texted. occasionally i can possess another, and visit in a dream. I prefer text

“ohh i love the summer, i love the heat, i love sunshine, i love when the sun is everywhere” that’s a flawed mindset. that’s chaotic anxious attachment. that’s spiritual psychosis. that’s an incorrect opinion. that’s propaganda. that’s a personal attack.

when a car cuts me off in LA i can only assume it’s because they want to drive into the ocean faster than me

what even are the jobs

would you rather be right or would you rather be happy? would you rather be sad, or sad in a happy way. would you rather be upset or I am upset

the leading cause of tension headaches (a buildup of pain juice in that one spot) could easily be treated by injecting a long needle into the spot and extracting all the pain juice. where do I get this done

you know what man we’re all tired of your shit so why don’t you row row row your ass gently down the stream

California. Los Angeles. a cesspool of crime and and sin. the perfect place to build my new diner which was inspired by my car which was inspired by my combusting rockets. finally, a place to eat in LA that isn’t good

RIP Brian Wilson he didn’t surf but he knew the power of the wave

i’m looking to imprison and torture 1 person for 1 year, because in my imagination they took a job from me that i never wanted. I’m willing to spend my full average US annual salary to do this

one $36 way to fix your summer is go to an amc and get a tub of popcorn and a large freestyle drink with coke plus a little peach flavored coke plus a little cream soda mixed in and watch a screening of jaws in one of the theaters with the huge chairs

Dumbass here 👋 isn’t taxing the rich bad because they are the batman? think about it 🤔

“do you ever feel like you’re just floating through life” yeah obviously? what the fuck? what am i supposed to feel like i’m doing skiing through it?

most surprising thing about the materialists to me is that it does not take place during the summer of 2001

i have to see the jeremy allen white movie because it’s about my boss and one of my quarterly goals

hey man what are you up to, want to get something unbelievably stupid at a coffee place