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I digitized my parents’ ashes and my AI assistant sent them to hell. Here’s why I think their eternal suffering may be justified…

Hate when I’m cornered by a dance gang in an alleyway and my shoulders start going crazy. Hate retaliating to their interpretive violence

Sliding a bookmark into my book, turning off the light, and then getting absolutely obliterated by a direct hit from an RPG type projectile

I noticed something weird in Twin Peaks

attempting video functionality with the only video I've ever made for social media which isn't even a video it's just a picture of the gods country album cover while mitch hedberg standup comedy mashed together with why by chat pile plays (the audio is also the only audio i've made for social media)

Making myself insane reading mechanical keyboard reviews

When the Bubble Lead Pops

Unread DM from ProudDivorcedTeslaDad345231: you ok man?

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For the first time in Grammy history, one song has swept every single conceivable category. Congratulations to “We Are Charlie Kirk”

To: Jeffrey Epstein From: Elon Musk Subject: Dress code Which ill-fitting meme t-shirt do you think I should wear to your underage sexual assault party?

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Replaying Returnal and remembering that Returnal whips ass

Hey guys today I'm going to show you how to install uBlock on your Neuralink to block the Melania documentary ads that have been constantly playing in our brains for the past few days. So first you're going to want to make sure your drill is charged,

To support Rob Schneider during this difficult time I will be renting The Screaming Dipshit (2006) tonight

I have spoken aloud exactly once. My words became known as "Dullard's Remark"

Greg Bovino leaving Minneapolis this morning:

Rest now, brother. I’ll see you in Smallhalla

Aww do you want to get black out drunk in your hotel and do iPad for a while?

I'm not a gun guy, is holding a shotgun with your dick while you fumble with a smoke grenade considered good trigger discipline?

hacker!!!!!!!! stop! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is unbelievable

Do you think Jared Leto mails boxes of his own shit to his co-stars on every movie or was that just Joker Madness?

Man the implication that somewhere deep in our brain there is a “see tiny people all over the place” button and a mushroom can press it, that’s deeply unsettling.

The entire AI industry relies on boomers liking and sharing videos of raccoons bouncing on trampolines. I hit myself in the face with a mallet every 20 to 30 minutes and this seems like a good business plan to me

On this week’s SCOTT HASN’T SEEN, as promised, the legendary Bill Walton (Dan Lippert) joins us to discuss Chappie! - Available exclusively at @cbbworld.bsky.social - subscribe for a year and get two months free!

welcome to hell who gives a shit

Simply scan the QR code on the tip of the ICE agent’s billy club

RIP to Scott Adams, the cork board in the break room in hell is going to be a lot funnier as of today. Slightly funnier. Mildly chuckle-inducing. There's going to be new Dilbert content in hell because Scott Adams is in hell is what I'm saying

smoking that shit that makes me crawl into the radiator and sing

Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.

Of course I do all my banking on the nazi AI child porn murder website. I can view recent transactions, set up autopay, and see videos of car crashes in which everyone involved was definitely killed.

Here's the crux of the gist: we're on the cusp of a brink

My new year’s resolution is to not be cloven in twain

If you’re not familiar with The Neighborhood Listen podcast, we improvise in character based on Nextdoor posts but also sometimes we do watchalongs to five minutes of a movie. This one got away from us. Thanks to listener “T. Asimuth Schwitters” for putting this together

so many greats, I think about this one a lot

Instead of talking to chat gpt all day, kids should be learning about the original A.I. - Albert Inestein

I’ve been fighting a cough and ear infection for 9 days and also investigating my state’s right to die law

If you post on here more than 20 times in one day the app should display a health bar showing how close you are to snapping

Our president loves to “mansplain” but cares not of “man’s pain”

every wiki article about classic UK comedy like "Father and Sons was a comedy duo comprised of Reg Father and Tommy Sons, who appeared on a record breaking 18,450 episodes of The Light Applause Hour. Reg Father died in 1988 of Cigarette Fever. Tommy Sons remains alive in prison since 1997"

Y’know, he really looks like a fella that’s witnessed a record number of Floridian executions

With One World Trade Center in the background, Astoria the Wild Turkey strolls The Battery in the early evening. 🦃 ❤️

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