Terrifying prospect given the image is shown as from a train moving at top speed.

I swear to God if Trump starts a nuclear war right before my days off I'm going to be *so* pissed.

Christians celebrate Easter as the day Christ rose from the dead and ascended to Heaven, but I like to celebrate it this year as the day Jesus started working from home.

Excuse me the *what* rule?

People keep telling me to read theory. Buddy, I got a theory. It says when people die they wake up as seagulls, and thats what seagulls are

I'm inspecting a dusty old bookshelf. One of these books seems different! I pull on it, triggering a switch. The bookshelf slides away, revealing a giant mechanical boot that kicks me straight in the nuts

METABOLISM CONSORT: Sir, it’s 2am. He should go to bed immediately BRAIN DUKE: No. Make music sound good to him for the first time in three years PENIS SERF : And perchanse a bonner,

far off lands near me

“Screw the platforms. Ignore the stuff that you think sucks. Find books and art you love. Share them. Review them. Recommend them to friends. Make your own art. Share it. Hope it finds people who love it. What else can we do?” — @thelincoln.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/counterc...

Did this dog just quit his job?

Had the superbowl on at work and walked out during halftime to see a trio of old white guys watching Bad Bunny with the same demeanor as some nazi officer watching the red army roll into Berlin. Absolutely *seething* lol.

Hey man I got the perfect name for our new doughnut shaped dog biscuits...

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