OK is everyone else getting their job back

I just hope Fallon found a coping mechanism of some kind

Guillermo Victorious

So it was all worth it

It's called diversifying your investment portfolio

Hmm

Happy Rapture!

Yeah, I collect Labubus

(flipping to second index card, realizing it's blank on both sides) Well that's it for me, good night!

(sigh) What, John. NW:

Playing through now, just unlocked double jump

Exactly

(distracted) "Ask your father"

Reading some not very good 1940s comics but I did appreciate this panel.

What's the matter babe you've barely touched your event horizon ribs

So long dialing wand!

RIP Isaac from Children of the Corn

You don't wanna mess with me pal, I've been exercising

me: OK, just sketching. don’t get all granular and detailed like you know you like to d— also me:

All the elderly women at the supermarket will look up and shout, "Can you help me reach that from the top shelf?" And I'll look down and whisper, "Of course!"

Damn, check your egg nog everyone. I just looked at the date on mine and it's expired

This article wouldn't exist if the interviewer looked her in the eye

Correction: This article mistakenly used a photo of the small town that feels straight out of The Leftovers. Our apologies.

In honor of farm aid being up the street from my office, I’m bringing the bus driver post back from Gehenna:

I have a tough decision to make

this exists it is called thinking

How'd you know my name was Jon?

Would this be the impression you got if you were a dedicated consumer of our finer news outlets

All the elderly women at the supermarket will look up and shout, "Can you help me reach that from the top shelf?" And I'll look down and whisper, "Of course!"

SHOW ME "BACKTRACK"

talking horse

vampire sticking a key into my thigh to shotgun me

(idly eating shrimp tails from a Cinnamon Toast Crunch box) that's wild

Know your Pixies teen slang: LOLQL = Laughing Out Loud-Quiet-Loud And others, presumably. That's all I've seen so far.

Hakeem Jeffries voted for Charlie Kirk Day but still isn’t sure if he’ll endorse Zohran Mamdani. This is why the approval rating of the Democratic Party is lower than Trump’s or the GOP.

Crocker and Tubes are on the case!

this says a lot about society

If there's anyone who could water down the middle of the road...

Liked it a bunch and Amy Madigan's batting 1.000 for everything I've seen her in (which is...5 movies? Streets of Fire will come next)

remember kids, this bullshit gets you nothing but fired anyway

Of all the places to toss a frisbee around, which is best?

Source?

I want everyone to take a step back for a second, remember why she was fired from New York and juxtapose this w/ all the high profile media folks that have recently lost *their* jobs. *Some* people are allowed to fail upwards. It's mesmerizing.

Outside a life or death situation, I don't see a reason to get on the phone