Mike Schuster
@mcs212.bsky.social
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Writer/Video Guy (Atomic Abe, RiffTrax, The Onion)
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OrbGazer
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let’s not forget that they murdered whistleblowers
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Pelosi knew when to quit
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about 1 hour ago
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(several dozen unplayed "Overwhelmingly Positive" games in my library voice) Damn it!
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about 1 hour ago
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Sitcom People
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Brian McFadden
about 3 hours ago
Can't focus. Too preoccupied with trying to make a jury nullification sandwich pun.
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Now check if the law extends to soup
about 3 hours ago
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Micah
about 3 hours ago
great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
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I said abolish and I fucking meant it
about 4 hours ago
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because
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Don't confuse them now
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Norm Charlatan
about 5 hours ago
12 Hangry Men.
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3 months ago
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Patrick Cosmos
about 5 hours ago
nancy pelosi clearing six figures on polymarket from successfully betting that nancy pelosi will not seek reelection
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about 4 hours ago
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illumi
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Scott Linnen
3 months ago
Imitation is the sincerest form of crabmeat.
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If the Mamdani win didn't trigger the NYC exodus...
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about 7 hours ago
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Retro Commercial Screens
about 7 hours ago
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Airhead
about 9 hours ago
Rest now sister. We have the kente. I'll see you in Wakanda.
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vineyille
about 9 hours ago
I’m pleased to announce that today is the 10th anniversary of Mr. G getting absolutely BODIED by a PIX11 sports reporter over the number of days until Christmas. Are there 48 days until Christmas? We may never know.
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Her jersey will be hung from the NYSE rafters
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about 8 hours ago
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NYT staff must be so d̶e̶l̶u̶s̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶ proud
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about 9 hours ago
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Watching X-Files with no lights on With Donald Faison Oops actually this is Clueless
5 days ago
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Susan Roubaix 🏳️🌈
1 day ago
And again 😡😡 Me: I think I'll open this kitchen drawer. Potato masher: The fuck you will.
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bring on the dancing turkeys
about 10 hours ago
woke up at 1am groggy as hell and still stoned and somehow the channel on the very large tv in my living room had changed to ALF and it was a closeup of him and i thought for a minute that ALF was in my living room and i screamed
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That's ICE's official job description
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about 10 hours ago
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about 18 hours ago
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Retro Commercial Screens
about 24 hours ago
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Patrick Cosmos
1 day ago
nicknaming my fists jimmy john and jersey mike
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lauren
2 days ago
if you can't savor the villains losing you've lost the spark of beauty and ingenuity that makes life worth living
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Yes YES
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1 day ago
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I find his meteoric rise from obscure shitty mayor to perennial presidential hopeful completely organic and wholly without manipulation
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6 months ago
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Nibbling around the edges of saying Mamdani's name like it's a Cinnabon
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1 day ago
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Check yourself before you Debra Mess' yourself
1 day ago
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A K
1 day ago
Someone noted that the “sign” is just three pieces of paper taped to the wall, which really makes me think their purpose is more…utilitarian
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Good Boy
3 days ago
You sit right there Black Phone and you think about what you did!
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Cuomo's bullshit isn't finished: I got that goddamn Piña Colada song in my head
1 day ago
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins
1 day ago
The crowd outside of Alan Dershowitz's home today
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Derek
2 months ago
Oog of chaka Oog of oog of Oog of chaka Oog of oog of
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Piss off a cop and a spoiled rich kid in one fell swoop and I'm ecstatic
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1 day ago
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Real subtle, Doc
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Seinfeld's act is about to get angrier
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Was it worth it, Brian?
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1 day ago
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That's gonna be one angry commute to the Manhattan police precincts tomorrow
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1 day ago
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Looks like the news hit his skull and face the hardest
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2 days ago
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Just to be nice, they should give Eric Adams that leprechaun
2 days ago
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May the Cuomo name be irreparably tarnished
2 days ago
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Alka-Seltzer Cold & Flu as a refreshing beverage or mixer
2 days ago
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Patrick Cosmos
2 days ago
Why I’m Leaving New York by Chuck Schumer (D - NY)
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Intifadada vida, honey
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2 days ago
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