let’s not forget that they murdered whistleblowers

Pelosi knew when to quit

(several dozen unplayed "Overwhelmingly Positive" games in my library voice) Damn it!

Can't focus. Too preoccupied with trying to make a jury nullification sandwich pun.

Now check if the law extends to soup

great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"

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Don't confuse them now

12 Hangry Men.

nancy pelosi clearing six figures on polymarket from successfully betting that nancy pelosi will not seek reelection

Imitation is the sincerest form of crabmeat.

If the Mamdani win didn't trigger the NYC exodus...

Rest now sister. We have the kente. I'll see you in Wakanda.

I’m pleased to announce that today is the 10th anniversary of Mr. G getting absolutely BODIED by a PIX11 sports reporter over the number of days until Christmas. Are there 48 days until Christmas? We may never know.

Her jersey will be hung from the NYSE rafters

NYT staff must be so d̶e̶l̶u̶s̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶ proud

Watching X-Files with no lights on With Donald Faison Oops actually this is Clueless

And again 😡😡 Me: I think I'll open this kitchen drawer. Potato masher: The fuck you will.

woke up at 1am groggy as hell and still stoned and somehow the channel on the very large tv in my living room had changed to ALF and it was a closeup of him and i thought for a minute that ALF was in my living room and i screamed

That's ICE's official job description

nicknaming my fists jimmy john and jersey mike

if you can't savor the villains losing you've lost the spark of beauty and ingenuity that makes life worth living

Yes YES

I find his meteoric rise from obscure shitty mayor to perennial presidential hopeful completely organic and wholly without manipulation

Nibbling around the edges of saying Mamdani's name like it's a Cinnabon

Check yourself before you Debra Mess' yourself

Someone noted that the “sign” is just three pieces of paper taped to the wall, which really makes me think their purpose is more…utilitarian bsky.app/profile/ones...

You sit right there Black Phone and you think about what you did!

Cuomo's bullshit isn't finished: I got that goddamn Piña Colada song in my head

The crowd outside of Alan Dershowitz's home today

Oog of chaka Oog of oog of Oog of chaka Oog of oog of

Piss off a cop and a spoiled rich kid in one fell swoop and I'm ecstatic

Real subtle, Doc

Seinfeld's act is about to get angrier

Was it worth it, Brian?

That's gonna be one angry commute to the Manhattan police precincts tomorrow

Looks like the news hit his skull and face the hardest

Just to be nice, they should give Eric Adams that leprechaun

May the Cuomo name be irreparably tarnished

Alka-Seltzer Cold & Flu as a refreshing beverage or mixer

Why I’m Leaving New York by Chuck Schumer (D - NY)

Intifadada vida, honey