Lynyrd Skynyrd was all like “lord knows i can’t change” and then immediately changed tempos

Okay

I made a new account

i dont think im gonna do that

I used to think Tetris was a piece of shit. That is, until, they gave the line block a heaping helping of swag.

know b4 you go

"the la-li-lu-shabba-do?"

Metal Gear Solid Movie dream cast

Okay. What the fuck am I supposed to do. I'm supposed to do that?

The Yorknew City arc in Hunter x Hunter is so cool because it’s three of the main characters looking on eBay for a PlayStation 1 game off screen while the fourth develops a Martial Art centered entirely around being history’s greatest hater.

I’m not mad at you. I’m annoyed. Major difference. It’s like an unwanted zit popped up in my replies.

every king, earl, and duke in history sat on a princely throne less comfortable than the second-hand steelcase i bought off facebook marketplace for eighty bucks in 2022. not as impressive an achievement as the artemis stuff but still pretty cool

Bluesky is made with AI, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code

animorphs, screenshot, game boy color (2000) www.mobygames.com/game/19668/a...

This is NOT what I signed up for

I have no doubt that Alex Garland can make a passable Elden Ring movie, however the moments that stuck with me more than the story in souls games were the funny moments. You need the levity to break up the bleakness of that world and unfortunately Garland might be the most humorless filmmaker alive.

DAVID BYRNE: Water dissolving! Water removing! ME: Oh yeah? DAVID BYRNE: There is water at the bottom of the ocean 🙂 ME: That’s so cool buddy. Did you learn that at school today? DAVID BYRNE: Remove the water 😡 carry the water 😡 ME: Hm how about we carry some juice in your sippy cup bud?

Beautiful that this crosses my timeline after finishing the third of the Three Body Problem trilogy yesterday.

There's only one correct answer, and it's the one that turned Mark Mothersbaugh into the Joker

My favorite part of the Super Mario Galaxy was when Mario, Star Fox and Bowser all teamed up to beat a guy working on a Pokemon fan game to death with The Home Run Bat from Smash Bros 🤩

I have it on good authority that the new Mario movie not only continues the first’s subplot about generational trauma, but also touches on themes of the hollow nature of revenge and aimless male frustration leading to the rise of the blackpill movement.

Every Which Way But Loose (1978) Director: James Fargo Cast: Clint Eastwood, Ruth Gordon, Beverly D'Angelo, Sondra Locke, Dan Vadis Watch Review wp / wd

Realis—the debut TTRPG by @austinwalker.bsky.social—arrives this Wednesday, April 1 (no foolin') in a Kickstarter campaign that will run til the end of the month! Bookmark the pre-launch page today to get notified when it goes live: www.kickstarter.com/projects/cru... | featured art by @aurahack.ca

If you’re online, stay online!

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

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Every word here is true.

She’s depressed because she owes 6 years of back rent.

I hadn’t seen a season past ~20 but Survivor 50 is some of the most entertaining reality TV I’ve ever seen.

Chainsaw Man part 2

MGS 4 Snake Vs Liquid (there’s like 5 from MGS that could qualify) Asura’s Wrath fight on the moon Super Metroid Ridley Yakuza 0 Kuze Hades from Hades

Now this is gaming

You've just experienced the Siskelbert Effect

Baseball vampire

In Super Mario Odyssey, many Goombas can be stacked. The limit for a legitimate Goomba stack is 30, as they will stop spawning afterwards. Manually spawning more Goombas reveals that the limit for an illegitimate Goomba stack is 200. At 201 Goombas, the game crashes.