🚨REAL🚨Discovered something so incredibly dangerous to me personally, which is that every food item on the grocery store app has reviews

literally nearly just lost a set in sf6 because i was scrolling in-between rounds, saw this picture, and forgot i was playing a video game

Baking day

Lmao calm down Sephiroth

NANCY WISHES YOU A HAPPY FRIDAY

Started Halt and Catch Fire. Toby Huss is on the Mt Rushmore of TV Yellers.

My union is asking the public to sign this petition asking the board to reject layoffs/AI and end bloated executive pay. The Academy doesn't care about its employees, but they DO care what the public thinks about them! Please sign & share. It would mean a lot to me. www.calacademyworkersunited.org

"The Backrooms" is the scariest movie of the year. Yeah right. It's just a big room. That means there's more space for all my toys. I should be scared that I'm going to have a million toys? Are you stupid?

paul mccartney in the where's my wife fit

Sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a Business class and the professor is writing like "profit = revenue - costs" on the board and everyone is taking notes like its actual school

I dislike inconsiderate people.

This all shows up if you google google. Is that good?

"we would like to send you notifications" is the worst thing anyone has ever said to me

Important members of the Kaiju family were victims of a severe accident. We want to help them out in their time of need and every bit helps! Peelander-Z has been performing across the world and sharing stages with us for a long time and we love them! www.gofundme.com/f/support-pe...

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Doorway as I was taking a picture of the light fixture

It’s called Destiny 2 because they’re going 2 shut it down :(

When the human tries to hurry your senior ass along so you gotta hit them with that dementia stare

ah yeah i think the little bastard texted me right after he left your place

Grogu came over to my house crying because of all the mean shit you guys keep saying about him. Or at least I think that's why I was busy and couldn't answer the door.

and when the world needed him most he was nowhere to be found...

Who you got in the Sniveling Worm-Off?

SUPER ADVENTURE ISLAND HUDSON SOFT 1992 SNES

Do not go quietly! Keep struggling!

What’s an engagement bait post that makes you feel like this 👇❓

Ok. They changed the name from Overwatch 2 to just Overwatch. Fine, whatever. But you cannot look at me with a straight face and say that it's "season 2" of Overwatch. You just can't do that. Don't reply with a picture of Idris Elba this is worth sitting up for.

The honest truth is outside of *that scene* this movie is mid as hell. However, Siskel consider mids loud.

My is 3 Inch

EGG HEAD - “HAAAAAAARD COOORE!!! AAAAAAAIGHH!!!” He lets out an agonized roar over the feeble-ish, obviously not too hard core beat below.

I think the moon is made of cheese

saturday night

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

Marvel's Midnight Suns (Steam) is $8.99 on Humble buff.ly/A0t3UiW #ad Steam buff.ly/xlgtBCK Deck playable

someone uploaded a playthrough of mixtape without any of the music to avoid copyright strikes and it is unintentionally one of the funniest things i've seen all week

There's always time for fun...It's Friday night.

Repost this if you’ve gone to the doctor or you’ve seen a dog. I’m a teacher trying to show my students that it’s possible to repost stuff under certain circumstances like if a post asks you to and you’ve gone to something or seen something

Me on YouTube in 2010